My now Ex-Friend and I got into some deep stuff today but he left his phone battery here, what should i do to get back at him /g/?
>>53033414
eat it
>>53033414
ni/g/g/er
>>53033414
You should phone him, apologise for being a cunt and tell him you have his battery. Which he can come and pick up whenever he is free.
>>53033444
Could it be Technigger?
Stab it with a knife and send a pic of it to him. That should get him over the fence in no time!
Puncture it so electricity leaves through the hole and he gets less use in his phone per charge
>>53033414
Stab a small hole into the middle of it, call him and tell him you have it. When he puts it in his phone it will start leaking battery acid and melt his phone.
>>53033444
Trips have spoken
Give it back jamal
>>53033467
nah technigger is skinny long fingers kinda like a somalian or something this guy is fat sausage fingers nigger probably from uganda
>>53033467
The fuck did you just say about me chad?
>>53033636
Easy Jamal, nobody wants to get shot today
Lick it. I wonder if it makes a little buzz.
I hope it doesn't fall in :P
>deep stuff
What stuff?
>>53033749
Gay sex.
>>53033414
Punch it with a knife.
Put in microwave
>>53033717
>Give battery back
>His phone breaks next month, he goes to get a new one
>They see the water indicator has been tripped, tell him to eat a dick
>"JAMAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>53033749
Lets just say I put him on the ruse cruise
>>53033414
>deep stuff
so you fucked your fat mother in the ass and you mad at him?
nigga this ain't /b/
if you gonna be salty then send it to his home address via usps mail in a standard envelope
it will take a few days to get to him, which you can say you have no control over if he asks because you already sent it, and the post office tards might damage it in handling
>>53033788
Too deep man
>>53033414
See all those crossed out symbols? Do those.
Roll for stabbing it
>Ex-friend
Are you a girl OP?
Unless he fucked your girlfriend or something similar, i've never met a man who can be angry with another dude for more than a week
>>53033888
I hereby recognize and support this full house's proposition
>>53033915
He slept with me then told me he fucked my girlfriend last week, I was pissed because I thought he was gay and only wanted to sleep with me .
Shit pissed me off like you wouldn't believe. I give him access to my ass and he fucking whispers after he's cummed inside that he fucked my girlfriend? Fuck that punk. I'm going to fuck up his phone.
>>53034002
Bisluts are cancer so I approve to fuck his phone.
>>53034002
abandon thread
>>53034002
Eat the battery.
>>53034002
>faggots
>>53034023
>>53034027
>>53034067
>>53034072
I thought he loved me anons. You don't know how pissed I am.
>>53034002
>>53034023
>>53034027
>>53034067
>>53034072
>being this fucking stupid
>>53034002
So you cheat on your girlfriend, and then you mad she cheated on your with the dude you're cheating on her with ?
>>53034267
So basically you're just a fucking hypocrite.
Kill yourself.
>>53034156
>gay
>love
nic.eme/me
>>53034288
>He doesn't know what an open relationship is
>>53034324
>I can fuck whoever
>My girlfriend can fuck whoever
>But this guy is a fucking asshole for fucking both of us
Do you not see the issue here ?
>>53034002
whoah, nigga you gay, a cuck, and a retard. Holy shit.
>>53033414
https://youtu.be/f4xzqXlxZh4
>>53034384
No I don't since he said he was gay . Do you not see this issue? He's been fucking me for the past few months and he's never said anything about this. I thought he was committed to me.
>>53033414
>sanjay is no longer my friend
>>53034479
Well boo fucking hoo.
You're pathetic.
>>53034512
You wouldn't understand. You're a virgin manlet kek
Alright guys, the battery is now relaxing on my naked body, what do I do now?
>>53034534
Sure, if thinking that makes you sleep better at night.
Good job deleting your post and acknowledging the fact that you're a hypocritical piece of shit, by the way.
>>53034267
>No my girlfriend is in an open relationship with me. He isn't , so I thought was with me but in reality he was fucking her and me without telling me. This has been going on for months.
>>53033888
>>53033888
trips speaks truth
>>53033888
>>53034614
this op pls deliver
>>53034557
show us your ass
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
I'm trying to access my google drive and chrome gives me a message:
"error composing block page"
I type this exact phrase into google hoping someone has had the problem too, and apparently, NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS EVER COMPOSED THAT SENTENCE.
I ask you, HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ERROR EVEN EXIST IF NO ONE HAS EVER TYPED IT?
This kind of shit is ALWAYS happening to me. Seriously. Fuck technology. There is always some kind of issue that stops me from doing things that I need to do. I'm fucking tired of it. I'm tired of this bullshit, guys. Fuck this species. Fuck humanity and its obsession with technology. I've grown up with it my whole life, know it better than most people and yet there are always bugs and issues that make no sense whatsoever. I'm trying to access my fucking resume and I can't get on my google drive and now I'm not going to get the job I'm trying to get. Fuck this planet. Fuck these fucking apes. We're a waste of time. A waste of space. I'll be glad when the human race is long gone and there isn't a trace of our TRIVIAL bullshit for anyone to suffer through. Fuck it all. Seriously, was growing food in the ground and eating it too hard for you fucks? Was all this agriculture and cities and society really fucking worth it? We've killed all the fertile land and we'll all be fucked soon. Fuck society for making living normally fucking impossible. Fuck you all. I'm tired of wasting hours of my day on frustrating bullshit like this just to survive.
>>53033414
give it back jamal
>>53033414
hack it and send us his noods!
>>53033414
So is it all niggers or just you?
Your cuticle looks disgusting.
>>53034399
/thread
>>53033449
his phone has no battery.
>>53033796
>if you gonna be salty then send it to his home address via usps mail in a standard envelope
USPS unironically says you're not allowed to ship lithium batteries.
