ITT: Catheters, Mods killed the last one
I wonder why
>>52987144
Is sounding as painful as having a catheter put in?
>>52987151
"Catheters are technology, medical technology" - another anon
>>52987156
Isn't it usually done under anaesthesia? I think they take it out when you're awake though, apparently that's uncomfortable.
Your a massive faggot did you know someone with on or something ibhad a firend who was in a bike accident he had one
>>52987171
Oh hell no.
I'm asking because I had one put in recently and it certainly wasn't under anesthesia, it was extremely painful.
>>52987171
They wouldn't put you at risk with anesthesia for a procedure with no associated risk.
>>52987190
You're a big guy.
>>52987190
Second that, they are kind enough to lubricate it a bit, that's all
>>52987211
they could at least give you a fucking local anesthetic shot or something first though.
>>52987211
I meant before an operation or something similar, where youd be under anaesthetic anyway
Do you think dragon dildos cause cancer
>>52987253
There are plenty of reasons why you would have a catheter put in while out of anesthesia. Like if you can't piss and they think you have a UTI
>>52987254
They might
>>52987171
nah dude i work at a hospital and insert catheters on a daily basis. ppl will get a cath fully awake and a lot of the times theyll freak out and kick and thrash and shit. shit sux
>>52987253
before a surgery they do put it in during general anesthesia
>>52987164
they are, but the image isn't very sfw
or maybe the mod is just a huge faggot who doesn't understand that something doesn't need to be battery-powered to be tech
>>52987286
>>52987269
Jesus Christ, what exactly is the purpose of using a catheter, couldn't you just monitor whatever liquid comes out by placing bucket under them or something? What advantage does using a catheter actually offer?
>>52987171
nah man just look away when they're putting it in and you're cool
>>52987144
Hospital fag here, I watch catheters get placed daily and have had them myself. They hurt like a bitch going in and coming out. They recently started packing a lube/lidocaine syringe you shove down the hole and inject to help with pain. The only true alternative is a Texas catheter and those suck.
>>52987215
RN here
Always ask them to use the entire tube of lube and to hold your shaft straight up toward the ceiling
>>52987144
I remember when I was a kid my mom took me to the hospital where she worked.
I pulled down the bag containing all the piss and no one noticed the piss until it was too late.
I wonder what happened after that.
>>52987346
you probably drank it and passed out
>>52987286
>ppl will get a cath fully awake and a lot of the times theyll freak out and kick and thrash and shit.
oh christ, no wonder the nurse told me that I handled it the best of any patient he's had
>>52987312
Not if you can't piss for whatever reason.
>>52987144
Please post under /CG/ in future
(Revised/SFW)
>>52987190
You're a big guy
>>52987404
I understand that, but people who can piss still get catheters installed.. Is this all some sick joke doctors play?
>>52987171
Mine was, they pulled it out after surgery, that was a fucking weird feeling, didn't hurt though
>>52987471
Sometimes they need to monitor your urine output.
>>52987536
Why the fuck do you need to shove a tub up someone's dick to do that when a bucket will do the same thing????
>>52987552
You don't want someone pissing themselves on an operating table you fucking idiot
>>52987552
It guarantees that the piss comes out even when the patient doesn't feel like they need to urinate.
>>52987567
oh, yeah, incontence is another reason.
you don't want them wetting the hospital bed.
>>52987567
Couldn't they just make some elaborate condom like thing that catches all the urine and puts it in a bag? You cunt
>>52987569
Just use anesthesia and it'll drool on out
>>52987589
condoms don't really work when your dick is limp and you know, there's women too.
>>52987595
Catheter is safer.
>>52987604
A fucking suction cup! Come on.
>>52987171
The three times I've had catheters it was done under anaesthesia. I don't know if it was done before or after the surgery, but I would guess it was before. I was awake when they removed them though, and that was uncomfortable.
>>52987304
is a badly drawn cock, who gives a heck
working in a hospital for 3 years, seeing hysterical people pull these from their penises was always a weird feel
>>52987712
god, while it's inflated? Bad times.
>>52987445
This caught me off guard, thanks for the laugh.
>>52987144
I use them when im streaming... makes life easier!!
>>52987611
Suction cups don't exist for hairy people.
If there was, we'd have gas masks and respirators for men with beards.
>>52987286
If you are also taking them out, don't try to be clever and count down from 3 then pull it out on 2.
I had a nurse do that to me. If I could stand up afterwards she may have lost a few teeth.
>>52988099
>what is shaving
>>52988099
Hmmm
Shave or have a tube rammed up my dick hole...
Man that's a hard one
There's a video of a woman taking her stuff, putting it in a syringe, putting a catheter in the man, syringing out his stuff, and transplanting her stuff into his bladder thru the cath
>>52987471
Really bad/lazy practice unless there is a medical reason behind it such as high risk of infection within a wound, say in the sacral/crotch area and the person in question is incontinent. Even then it can normally be managed.
>>52987144
My uncle has one of these and he yanks the fuck out of it. Makes me wince everytime.
>>52987190
For you
>>52988414
I'd like to see your reaction to one being inserted in you
>>52987144
>Catheters
>Not wearing diapers
>>52988709
I don't know he's a big guy
>>52988709
Lol bet you would, gayfag
>>52987190
Youre a big guy
>>52988168
a penis?
>>52987190
Anesthesia can cause serious medical complications, man up.
Getting a catheter inserted in me is my worst fucking nightmare
>>52987471
It's called they don't want you pissing yourself in the operation room.
>>52989253
It's not THAT bad. I've had a catheter inserted while I was awake because my old one stopped draining. Sure, it wasn't fucking great, but I've experienced much worse.
Guess where.
They empty a whole tube of lidocaine (acts as local anesthetic as well as lube) in your peehole before putting in the catheter. After seeing and doing a number of these procedures, I can say I havent seen a patient cry in pain like most of you pussies do.
>>52987144
Wait so with this thing your bladder is technically never really empty, because the urine level drops down below where it can enter the catheter?
FUCK THAT
>>52989263
What have you experienced that was worse?
Ah catheters... reminds me of the time I woke up in a hospital after a bad LSD trip
>>52989487
anal sex with a 12'' stallion named Jamal
>>52989487
Perforated ileum
>mfw catheter/sounding fetish
Why do people need these?
>>52989973
BDSM
I had to wear a catheter for a month after a urethroplasty. It was pretty uncomfortable most of the time, and getting an erection was not fun. I generally was woken by the pain. One of the key things you have to do is put some lube around the tip of your penis and the catheter itself so it doesn't "stick".
I once had a camera shoved up my dick and into my bladder. I imagine that's similarly uncomfortable.
Never again.
>>52990292
A cystoscopy, right? I've had like 5 of those.
>>52989487
I once had one of my front teeth knocked clean out, root and all. Was forcefully reinserted about an hour later, when the wound had started to close up already a little bit. Without any sort of anesthesia. Was by far the most grueling pain I ever experienced.
>>52987171
it feels amazing brah
why would you want to skip that amazing feeling
>>52989487
I shattered both of my ankles. It's been 11 years and I swear when it gets under -20C I can feel the plates and screws they used to bind them.
>>52990354
fuck that sounds awful
>>52990398
>drill bit in my dick
no thx nurse-chan
>>52987589
They do
>>52988709
Get this hothead out of here!
>qt azn nurse
>get hard when she touches my dick
JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
then the pain came
Used to work for a medical device company that made catheters. AMA. FYI, there are many types of catheters other than urethral.
I don't actually know anything about catheters, though. I was a systems engineer.
>>52987144
I've done plenty of sounding. Feels good to be honest, although I only did it with headphones, not those steel rods.
I don't really understand the catheter in the OP. Is that what they really look like?
Why the ball at the top?
Why is it only an overflow and keeping some piss in the bladder at all times.
Surely having something always in makes the bladder have an imperfect seal so there's always a little bit of piss leaking out
Someone please answer
>>52993186
Yes
The ball keeps the tube from slipping out
The remaining piss isn't important, it's only important when the bladder is full, and that's when the tube is used to help people who can't piss.
>>52990674
This. Fund it.
>>52987171
i had mine removed while awake and it was pretty bad. even worse is your dick tube gets dried out while it's in there so your first piss is like pissing needles.
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>>52987212
>>52987449
>>52988414
>>52987254
No cancer causes dragon dildos.
this thread hurts my weenie
https://youtu.be/HRMXUl_lYew
>>52987254
they cause rectal trauma for sure. i can't believe people would wreck their ass like that.
>>52987332
SO WE CAN PIERCE THE HEAVENS?
>>52987190
I had to use one also, having a cute nurse putting it in didn't help.
>>52988143
I know. I fapped to it a few times. I wish there was more of that.
>>52988143
What the fuck, multi catheter pissing?
>>52988143
what is "stuff"?
>>52997138
Some might be used by girls.
>>52997382
Piss.
>>52997403
well that's just fucking dumb.
>>52988143
link
