http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12152337/Scientists-have-discovered-how-to-delete-unwanted-memories.html
What would you delete? How could it be used?
>>52971260
Creating a manchurian candidate
4chan
All of it
I never want to know about this place
Linux
I want to go back to being happy on Windows
Ignorance is bliss, I guess
>>52971315
>implying you won't find it again
Don't forget you're here forever.
>>52971362
;_;
>>52971315
You would subconsciously come back.
You would need to delete everything internet related in your memories.
2D
>>52971260
There aren't any memories I wish to delete.
>>52971260
>telegraph.co.uk
Not even reading the article or your thread.
You're stupid and I hope you get ran over by a drunk driver you fucking cunt.
The memory of growing up as a boy.
>>52971260
I'd just watch k-on, delete the memories of it then watch it again, and repeat for the rest of my life.
>>52971943
Who cares about your life you fucking cunt, this is not your fucking blog, your comment doesn't bring anything, you're just a dead weight.
>>52971260
My life
>>52971260
For doing crimes, for example raping someone and/or stealing from them and then delete that memory so they can be exploited at some other time as well.
>>52971315
this
>>52971999
>Being caught and kept to jail forever.
>Feeling sincerly innocent because you cant remember the reason,
That's the true definition of Hell...
best application would probably be for ptsd sufferers or abuse victims
>>52971964
Tell me how it makes you feel.
Can you be committed for an offense if you cannot remember it? Wouldn't that be cruel?
i'd make a backup of all their erased memories and jerk off to them
>>52972487
>>52972495
I mean sentenced for committing an offense (brain fart).
Nothing, probably. The bad memories remind me not to reproduce them.
>>52971260
finally I will not be a addict any more. No more dope
>>52972300
I think anon meant delete the victims memories.
Anon apparently has never heard of scopolamine.
Also auto correct thinks I mean colonoscope..
4chan
>>52971260
My entire childhood please.
>>52971260
I'd delete memories of my favorite series and keep watching it forever.
>>52972836
You can do the colonoscope too, just use the scopolamine afterwards.
>>52971260
Let me know when they can teach you things Matrix style.
>>52971260
if possible, my social anxiety disorder and depressions
>>52971315
Then how will I get redpilled on every matter? No I don't want to erase 4chan. Instead I want to erase everything about 9gag, reddit, facebook and qt girl that I orbit.
Her.
>wanting to have crystal clear memory
her
>>52971260
can I add memories?
>>52971260
>>52971315
I want to have my entire mind wiped, so those scientists can just study me.
>>52971260
reminder to make a mind backup today!
i want to forget all of the porn and violent videos i've seen on the internet. also, my oneitis
That is my dream to delete almost all of my shitty life memorys and all knowlege that "showed" my this wrong life choices. Espesially all that redpill, women whores, /pol/ bullshit.
I would be off with clear page and my IT wisdom
cringy autistic things I did
Most TV shows/Movies/Games I've enjoyed so i can go through them again
>>52976145
>>52976175
Thanks for the reminder
That one time I snapped and raped my girlfriend, completely ruining both our social lives.
>>52971982
Anon, that is called suicide.
Just do it already faggot.
>>52971964
I found the aussie!
>>52971260
Scientists are just meme technicians who can't even imagine a backlash against shit like this.
>>52971315
Fucking this, I wish I was a clueless normalfag
>>52971260
Rape and other abuse / molestation are now no longer capital crimes, since the victims can just delete their memories of the event and go on with their lives as if nothing happened.
Just wipe my shit up!
>>52978451
>DSP doing home improvement
>>52971315
your'e bound to come back, you turbo bitch
>>52971260
Just delete all the media i ever consumed so i can watch it again senpai
I'd forget about all the people who hurt me
>>52971260
This shit again? Will you fuck off?
My childhood ;_;
>>52971260
Erase my favourite movie so I can discover it again.
>>52971999
>>52972836
>>52975973
>>52971260
>what is a clockwork orange
That one time I willingly farted in front of a girl.
It still hurts.
I was going to say "nothing" but then I saw >>52980508
And figured that it would be pretty sweet to rediscover dark souls.
>>52981206
Quoted the wrong guy. >>52980035
>>52981206
>rediscover dark souls
>post yfw you suddenly realise that you have no way of knowing if some of your memories were already deleted
>>52976263
Holy shit is that lane.
>>52971260
ALL OF THESE FUCKING MEMES
>>52971315
You can't, you never discovered 4chan in the first place because you decided to.
The memes, the rumors about the "great shithole" brought you here; if you were a normalfag you would have never decided to see this site and stay forever, maybe you would visit once or twice and then move on with your life.
But instead you didn't, wiping the memory of 4chan will just make you come back here as if it was the first time, reliving the moments when you discover the lingo and the dank memes, the redpills and the self-loathing.
>>52972495
>what is black out drunk
Her
>>52980644
Why did you done that
>>52978872
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that movie.
>>52971260
can they cure depression and gays with this
sounds like a good way to mind wipe someone
>>52971260
Losing my virginity
The period around my Dad's death.
We used to go fishing in his red truck every weekend, now it's all rusted in the garage, every time I see it I nearly break down.
Fuck, I miss him..
>>52976232
This. Mind wipe is also my fetish. >>>/d/ reporting, I'd preferably want to be in a diaper the entire time
>>52977107
There's no "why" in science, only "how".
"Why" is for philosophers and politicians.
>>52971260
Deleting memories is nothing new.
The tech has actually existed for a long time.
Is this the future you wanted?
>>52986192
>>52986213
>>52986262
And the future.
>>52986285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE
I don't really have anything I want removed.
On the contrary, I'd really like the entire 7000 character list of Japanese moon runes added. And vocabulary, too.
I'd translate things a lot faster if I didn't have to look them up, and I'm personally not up to doing flash cards.
>>52971956
underrated
>>52971260
>enables us to 'edit' memories - and create new ones from scratch
Time to cram Wikipedia into my brain.
>>52987460
i don't think that would be very good for your sanity
>>52987460
You'd just kill yourself
>>52971960
Underrated post. I'd do this everytime I wanted to rewatch anime.
Do you think if you removed your favorite movie from your memory andthen watched it again it would still end up your favorite?
>>52971260
the horrible 4 years of Italian I had in school