Shitty website stories? I have one that I experienced last weekend.
>watching normiebowl with my extended family
>have my t440 out browsing /g/
>suddenly mom tells me to order some pizza and she will pay for it
>tell her I can't because it uses nonfree Javascript
>our faces when the botnet wants us to starve
>sports
You deserved it.
>>52912506
more like yfw your uncle beats yo bitch-ass face in
seriously though is it that hard to make a cli with a couple of API calls for domino's
come on now
>visit /g/
>it's full of shit as always
happening right now
>>52912622
>domino's
>>52912631
cont.
I just took a massive shit
>go to /g/
>autistic paranoid weebs crying about botnet and how it ruined their lives
Yeah, nothing changed on that "shitty website"
Why all porn sites need to use JS and Flash?
Why can't porn sites respect my freedom?
I can't even fap now without being afraid that everyone will know my fetishes.
What about pizzaparty?
Just order it over the phone like a real man, or better yet drive there yourself and pick it up.
Alternatively use lynx if pizzaparty doesn't support your store
>>52912861
Use mpv. Works for most.
>>52912918
>lynx
>website no longer works because the nonfree javascript is required, or else the page is completely blank
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little botnet thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" crying anime girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about proprietary software. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic freetard NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "the botnet wants me to starve." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
>>52913029
I love this pasta.
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>>52912506
Who cares?
The pizza is probably made with a non-free recipe anyway...
>>52912622
think I can guess why.
But javascript is not compiled, how can it be nonfree?
>>52912847
>open thread on /g/
>someone is so new that they don't know ebin memes
>>52913453
If source code does not carry a license to give users the four essential freedoms, then unless it has been explicitly and validly placed in the public domain, it is not free software.
Some developers think that code with no license is automatically in the public domain. That is not true under today's copyright law; rather, all copyrightable works are copyrighted by default. This includes programs. Absent a license to grant users freedom, they don't have any. In some countries, users that download code with no license may infringe copyright merely by compiling it or running it.
In order for a program to be free, its copyright holders must explicitly grant users the four essential freedoms. The document with which they do so is called a free software license. This is what free software licenses are for.
>>52913448
That's minified code though.
>>52913520
See >>52913492
Even if minified javascript counted as source (protip: it doesn't) open source does not mean free software.
Will Shumway save us?
Every band website ive ever been on.
>>52912506
>go to pizza site's website
>menu listing works without js
>telephone number listed
>fucking call
>>52912861
I hope you understand, that it doesn't require JavaScript to leak your fetishes.
Use Tor, faggot.
>>52912506
Why can't you just call?
>>52912631
>/v/ clicked on the wrong board again
>Apply for passport
>Pic related
this new google captcha bullshit.
>can't solve captcha with just the keyboard, imagine being in loli thread on /b/
>used to spawn at the middle of the screen, sometimes outside the browser view
>sometimes the hint text is missing
>too large for some devices
>the non-js version requires you to copypaste shit
>Session expired. Please refresh the page
>Error: invalid API parameters
>Verification expired
>Error: you mistyped the captcha, still makes the post though
>regularly fucks up the reply form layout
versus the legacy captcha
>click reply
>write reply
>tab
>captcha: 314
>enter
>werks
Real talk: I'd love a commandline method of ordering pizza
You used to be able to do it from fucking Everquest, so it shouldn't be that hard
>>52912506
>>have my t440 out browsing /g/
So you use non-Free hardware, OP?
>>52912506
> tips
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>>52913894
That's for flash, not JavaScript. Since flash ads are going to die soon, shumway will be here sooner
>4Chan
>Uploading file
>Connection Issues
>Shitty site still doesn't understand not everyone using <1MB internet
Stop posting this, you little fluid druid
>>52912506
>This shitty thread got over 30 replies already
This board sucks.
>>52915466
S-sorry I misspelled it its actually a t40
>>52918476
It's not the same OP, I'm sorry.
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>>52912506
J-List
That website is so fucking bloated and every click takes 10 seconds of loading.
>>52921364
H-Hey ;w;
>>52912506
What anime even is this? I want to know the context behind the image
>>52912613
>>52912861youtube-dlsupports the major ones these days.
>>52922533
Kokoro Connect
>>52924068
Thanks fame
>>52912506
>live in silicon valley
>pizza chain website has address validation
>can't find my street
>can't find any street in my neighborhood
>refuses to proceed
Also. Fuck netflix search. Why should "comedy" not give you comedy?
>eating pizza
Enjoy your bloat
>>52915060
Streaming and downloading over Tor is scummy as fuck. Stop using so much bandwidth pls.
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>>52928615
You get your pizza yet?
>>52928646
N-no...
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>>52929518
Stop
>>52930840
N-n-no y-you
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>>52912506
why didn't you just call?
>weabshits
sorry i really cant take any opinion from a weabshits seriously
>>52931118
N-no bully pls...
>>52931105
OP may not feel comfortable saying his credit card number over the phone..
