So, this is /g/'s current state. Good job!
Green Pepper = Fucking Generals
Yellow Oval = ShitThread™
Blue Star = TechSupport
/g/-Technology's patented ShitThread™ contains one of the following ingredients:
[+ADS]
-Threads starting with oneliner praise to [Product]:
-- Why haven't your used/tried/switched over to [Product]?
-- Why is [Product] so great?
[-ADS]
-Threads containing oneliner hate/criticize to [Product]:
-- Aside from 'array MEME', why do you hate [Product]
-- [Product] is the worst
-- There is no reason to use [Product] over [Product]
[MEME]
-Threads containing meme-related contexts:
-- [Product] is a meme
-- I fell for the [Product] meme
-- tfw/mfw/yfw [Product]
[SHIT]
-Threads that could also have gone to /b/
--Draw me a new logo
--Dubs decide what I do
[BAIT]
-Threads started just to annoy/bait people over a certain subject.
--Why can't [Gender/Race] code?
--[Study/People] BTFO
Forgot to Yellow the Chrome thread.
"So, Firefox is literally useless" gives it a nice yellow [-ADS] tag.
I allow the AMD Zen thread OP as a non ShitThread™ since it doesn't open with a positive or negative sentiment.
>>52868311
Someone tell me Hiro's email, I'm demanding something be done
Red Circle = Pointless thread complaining about pointless threads thinking it will change anything
>>52868444
Not doing anything also won't change a thing.
Generals:/^(\/[a-z]+\/)/
/[gG]eneral/
board split fucking when?
>>52868485
Which basically empties the Catalog and only returns some nice ShitThreads and TechSupport threads.
>>52868444
rekt and checked
>>52868509
Yeah I was busy looking up the other shitpost filters but somehow lost them
the great thing about 4chan is that the community shapes the face of the boards. if the majority of threads are shit to you, either create on-topic threads you think are better or leave this place. you are part of the problem with your /qa/ tier meta shit
Shift and left click threads in the catalogue that you don't care for
>>52868464
Which is obviously the better choice.
1. Don't accomplishing anything
OR
2. Be a whiny little bitch and don't accomplish anything
>>52868609
That will be a lot of clicks.
>>52868311
I want ALL of those blue stars gone first
Why are generals bad again?
>>52870759
Got to /ptg/ and see the abomination
Why can't we work together and make something? The moments 4chan bands together and achieves something are the best moments.
>>52870809
IT'S FULL OF ACTUAL INDIANS
>>52870810
What if /g/ finally bands up together to deport the weebs
>>52870892
That'll never happen.
RMS approves free anime
>>52870936
That's too bad
I request a god-tier rating for the Eagles vs Drones thread.
>>52868769
at least whiners get a reply, like one for your post
So do you know any good ∕g ∕?
Maybe ꖉchin ∕tech ∕?
>>52871153
It's already infested by illiterate winfags
>>52871153
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>>52871153
GNUchan when?
>>52868311
>you're ruining my secret internet club
>get out of here normies
>don't talk about products, that's not REAL technology!
>>52871225
We don't want to discuss consumer whoring, faggot.
>>52870936
Great taste.
>>52871253
>We
you are one person
>consumer whoring
"fuck you consumerism, for providing me with the possibility to own a computer!!!"
>>52871352
I'm am with that anon, make that two people who don't want to discuss consumer whoring
>>52871352
It is not a consumer review site you piece of shit. Fuck off
>>52871369
Do you know how to hide threads?
>>52871383
>muh secret internet club
>>52871396
>if I ignore the problem it will go away
I wish
>>52871420
>it only becomes a problem when I don't like it
please let me into your secret internet club.
>>52871396
Yes, yes it is. We do not want these illiterate pieces of shit here
>>52871434
I don't quite understand what you're complaining about.
>>52871463
Consumer whores, shills
>>52871494
Maybe this board isn't for you.
>>52868311
please take /v/ mentality back to /v/, op
>>52871511
This board is exactly for me, you on the other hand are not allowed here (>>52871431)
Bye
>>52868444
How does it feel to be so powerless you feel compelled to white knight for gamertards on the technology subreddit of an anime shitposting forum?
>>52868311
Allow posting only from linux and block M$/Crapple shills. Problem solved :)
>>52871153
it's just /g/ with fizzbuzzers and GNU/Linux grandmas instead of wintards and gaymers
>>52871905
>instead of wintards and gaymers
Too bad some of them are already there and they cannot stand the name GNU
>>52871892
>not banning linux user agents as well
Why the fuck should I have to share my Solaris/BSD board with a bunch of tech illiterate faggots who use their computers as nothing more than glorified internet terminals and think they're hot shit because they can write a hello world in lisp without googling first?
>>52871929
Can you become a mod there if you suck enough dick? It's never happening here, and I'd like to take some gamertards down a peg.
>>52871971
>using anything but linix
*tips fedora*
>>52871573
You sure went through a lot of trouble to concede.
>>52871971
>>52871892
this is exactly how easily leftists get splintered, be it in exclusionary acts in a Mongolian throat singing forum, or politics.
>>52871153
And you don't seem the lying kind.
>>52868311
don't forget the /adv/ threads
-what career should i get
-how can i get a job
-where i should go to college
>>52874059
That sums up /sci/.
/sci/ also believes that anyone who doesn't major in pure mathematics is a retard and that it will guarantee them a comfy and well paying job.
>>52871225
>>52871253
>>52871352
>>52871369
>>52871383
It's not even fucking discussion, 99% of those threads are just memes.
>le AMD bankrupt
>le housefire
>le moar coars
>le 3.5gb
>>52868311
Please make this a general. I feel like this is stuff the community could really bond over. No homo.
Oh, and you might want to pull that dildo out of your ass. Starting to look a little constipated.
>>52874059
those retards are the worst
>TV told me being a nerd is hip and tech makes you like shitloads of money, I don't give a shit about technology, but still how do I get in on this????
>>52876468
I love it when reddit-tier shitposters get buttblasted at these threads that happen like once every two weeks at the most, dont worry sport, nobody's taking away your gaming pc and iPhone blogs
>>52868311
op wasn't full of shit today
>>52868311
*yawn* : the post.
oh yay meta threads
