>buying an expensive smartphone when you have no social life
literally why
To shitpost on /g/ faster
Because I am intelligent and you're not.
B-but I don't anon, rocking with a Verizon Moto E on GSM
>>52694072
This. Posting on /g/ makes it look like I have friends.
Except my social life is with you guys.
> set notifications when I get replies from here
> get a little happy knowing someone from here replies to me .
It's great. I might not have friends, but I have you guys.
I don't care. I just want all that glitters.
>Spend a shit load of money on iPhone
>Think it will get me girls
>Still don't have a single girl in my contacts that isn't my mom
>>52694049
> Buying a smartphone for social life.
Wat, you have a smartphone to post on fucking social networks?
I have it for internet access and GPS and games. It's a computer, it can do more than send "I got a new fedora today <photo>" to everyone.
>>52694133
Getting bitches is literally about being fit, having money, and dressing nicely/taking a shower daily. The rest (social skills, contacts, etc) comes after naturally.
Material possessions like an iPhone or Ferrari has nothing to do with it.
Easier to shitpost from a 4K 5.5" phone with 4gb of lpddr4.
>>52694133
>Think it will get me girls
Why did you think this? What led you to conclude:
iPhone -> Girl Friends
Iphone
Therefore Girl Friends
>>52694101
Happy now?
But I only have a chink phone. Feelsbadman
>>52694101
Buzzzz
>>52694222
I do too. That thing is nice.
>>52694203
Well I like talking and conversing here so not really , not a fan of yous.
>>52694133
I dont fucking care. I enjoy my iphone anyways. I plan on being productive instead on tinkering on social shit. I knew this world isnt materialistic as we thought even if the products are symbols of social status. I could drive a lambo and still be in the same place.
I just live for me... fuc the world.
>>52694154
I don't use my smartphone for anything except the occasional(read: rare) call and text, maps, news articles, and checking shit on the internet while I'm out. I basically never need to even look at my phone.
Everyone else around me? Always on their phone texting, facebooking, tweeting.
I wish I knew what that was like.I'm lame as fuck.
>>52694347
Well, I intentionally am not on social networks.
Forums & boards like this, yes, but not social networks.
> I wish I knew what that was like.I'm lame as fuck.
You can instantly also do this. Just ask everyone you had as much as a coffee with (actual coffee, not sex) for their social network contact. Plus add a bunch of strangers they point at.
Then just read all that is said and comment / rate every n-th post. Even if you only process a fraction of what is said, you can spend the whole day doing it.
It's a bit like being part of every small talk session that 100+ people can start. Almost all a complete waste of time.
But my phone was just 150 usd
>had nexus 5
>replaced it with lg g4 (warranty)
>nexus 5 is faster (at least at unlocking/loading apps)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is this normal or should I go back and get a new G4? still have warranty
That's why you dont buy the latest iShit or Samshit. I'm perfectly content with my Zenfone 2 for shitposting
I found my phone ^:)
>>52694101
Thats sad an cute at the same time :3
>>52694101
Have a nice day Anon, I hope to see you again in a thread somewhere.
>>52694101
Beep beep
>>52694101
faggot
So when I pull it out to avoid conversation, people will think I'm just a cunt and not a poorfag as well.
>>52694101
what app do you use?
>>52694101
Hi anon :3
>>52694101
get a life dude, I bet you are that dude who was crying because he "didn't know there was a quiz" on my java class
>>52694101
What phone do you have anon?
>>52694049
I don't think I'm gonna replace my Nexus 5 any time soon, and even then I feel like it was a superfluous upgrade from my Moto G.
>>52694178
>social skills come naturally
Not to a schizoaffective you fucking NTgger.
>>52694049
I watch stuff, navigate websites and play mobage, sue me.
>>52694101
>do this
>be this guy >>52694091
>suddenly all of /g/ are my friends and I'm super popular
thanks /g/!
>>52694101
/g/ents like you are my friends ;_;
>>52694500
Who is this fluid druid?
>>52694101
Cute =3
>>52694101
I love you anon. I am glad you are my friend.
>>52694049
Emulating handheld gaming devices.
>>52694774
A drawing
Dad bought me a Droid turbo 2 for christmas. You jelly senpai?
>>52694101
Have another (You)
>>52694049
>Phones are only for socializing!
Yeah maybe that's the only thing you can do on your iPhone.
>>52694049
Why do I need to have a social life to own a pocket computer?
>>52696897
Because you don't need to leave your Computer Room if you don't have a social life.
>>52694754
True this. I am on teh crazy pills and know this fucker is telling the truth.
>>52696907
...Work? School? Unsocial hobbies?
>>52696907
>Because you don't need to leave your Computer Room if you don't have a social life.
what is "work"?
350€ for a OnePlus One isn't much. Still getting 1000+ messages a day.
>>52696953
>>52696944
Social things.
The only unsocial thing you can do outside your home is running and you won't use the smartphone for that.
>>52696974
>The only unsocial thing you can do outside your home is running
Retard spotted
>>52697001
Work is social because money is a social construct.
School too since you are only learning human concepts.
>>52696974
Oh, ok.
You should choose your words better next time; most people will understand "social life" as something a bit less diverse.
>>52694101
>It's great. I might not have friends, but I have you guys.
>>52694133
>>Spend a shit load of money on iPhone
>>Think it will get me girls
>>Still don't have a single girl in my contacts that isn't my mom
Wait, your mum is single?
>>52694049
e-finances
>>52694101
Now you are just sexualising everything.
>>52694101
>>52694133
you could have spent all that money on a prostitute faggot
>>52694653
i pull my phone out just to avoid conversation and eyecontact, then i swipe around on the screen pretending him doing something.
>>52697026
>everything is a social construct
i wish this meme would go back to tumblr.
>>52694049
>2016
>Not having an expensive smartphone that your work provides and pays for
>>52694203
>>52694526
>>52694534
>>52694538
>>52694597
>>52694697
>>52694761
>>52694766
>>52694777
>>52694915
Faggots, all of you. Go back to your desktop threads.
>>52699021
someone is pissed she wasn't the cute one
>>52694101
beep beep faggot
>>52694049
This.
I go out every friday Saturday and Sunday
Staying at a hostel really improved my social life
I still wont use FB tho'
>social life means you need expensive phone
You don't have friends if they require you to have the latest and greatest iphone. You can do everything same socially on cheap under $100 chink android what you can on a high end $600 phone. Or does your social life involve you and your friends sitting in a room everyone on their google cardboards having the time of your life in a virtual roller coaster?
>>52694101
(You)
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY >>52694101
>>52701637
kekd
>>52694101
i cry
>>52694101
have a (You)
>>52694101
(You)
y r we so sad and lonely /g/?
i'm sure i would hate you all IRL
>>52694049
you don't need high end tech for communication
You need it for games, silly
>>52694049
>literally why
Same reason why people with busy social lifes buy one. I mean as far as social apps go, is there really any diference between a top of the line phone and the developing countries editions?
If anything, I'd imagine our resident autists would be more interested in phone games and resource consuming apps than normies who just want whatsapp, youtube, and skype.
>>52694049
to masturbate anywhere
/thread
>>52701637 AND ME WE JUST DON'T GET ALONG
>>52694101
I feel you anon.
I only text one person and spend the rest of my time here on the boards.
Probably talked to more people on here than most would in their lifetime.
P-popular right?
>>52694101
Is this a feels thread now?
To talk to internet friends, watch videos, music, shitpost and read doujins anywhere I please. It's for convenience, I want everything to move smoothly and fast. Since my last phone was an iPhone 5, I figured an iPhone 6s would hold me for a few years.
>inb5 applel if for poorfags
Just because I'm cheap doesn't mean I'm poor. I hoard data and cash
>>52694101
Y-You are my only friend too, friend.
>>52694494
Stock android vs lg shit rom.
Stock android is always superior in terms of speed.
>>52694101
dude are you me?
>>52694101
>no navigation bar
Get out of here you filthy normie.
>>52694101
>>52701637
pretty funny senpai
>>52694101
Oh Jesus this is pathetic,I also don't have friends but at least don't fool myself that anyone across the screens is my friend.
I feel bad for you.Fucking life man,I really wish i could meet you irl and have a drink with you.
>>52703312
I'll be your friend.
>>52694072
This
If I'm ever bored I can just start a bait thread on the go
>>52694101
(You)
>>52703335
Thanks but no thanks,I had countless encounters from 4chan across all boards in an attempt to at least stay with contact with somebody,which never happens.
A man has to know when to quit,Ive been here long enough to realize that.
>>52694101
Anotha one
>>52703413
EGG WHITES
>>52703409
I won't be your friend then, cunt.
>>52703530
love u
>>52703530
Just kidding, I'm your friend anyway, faggot.
>>52694101
Underrated post.
Also Hi anon :3
>>52694101
ily2 man.
Currently I use my expensive smartphone to browse 4chan and save content which I can't see on my pc (it's a shared pc) and watch Anime.
Obviously a high-test normalfag like you cannot understand.
When you spend all of your time at home with barely enough energy and motivation to get by, you can't always sit at a desk. Sometimes even that is too draining. On the other hand, you still require constant stimulation. The solution is to have a device that provides you with entertainment while you lie in bed.
With all the money I save from not participating in social activity it's well worth it.
>>52694101
here's to (You)
have a samsung note 4
i live in a third world country
expensive as hell
use it for
view youtube vids
endomondo tracking
wassap whit coworkers and family
casual note taking picture taking
>>52694101
hold my hand
>>52699021
stop being so jelly, have a (You) for your troubles
>>52694049
good point. ive thought before id like to get one of them new, fancy smartphones then i realize i aint got no one to fuckin talk to. so i got a tablet.
>>52694049
Real talk now.
I destroyed my PC, my Notebook and bought a smartphone so I force myself into social life.
At least I'm 100% sure this is not gonna happen in this life and am content with what I have.
Some stars were never meant to shine.
Ironically enough this gave me a confidence boost and I did things last year that I thought would never do.
> using a smartphone only because you are 'social'
bwhahahaha
>>52694101
Aw, you to senpai
