Why women code better than men.
show /g/: some stupid shit I did in my undergraduate 'research' 'paper'
Check out this blogspam of a CS concept you should have learned by sophomore year.
[something that triggers autistic people on 4chan]
Why aren't you using Purolater.js for your website?
>>52680526
The new hip language that solves all concurrent bigdata: RustScript on Rails.
>>52680526
I'll take meme programming languages for 500, bob.
Show HN: Look at this thread I found on 4chan depicting us. It's so accurate!
why Elon Musk's dick tastes like rainbows and unicorns (2012)
I posted this last week and no one gave a fuck
>>52680780
Honestly don't know if this is a parody of HN or an actual gripe
>>52680526
Is this the Uber of computers we have been waiting for?
Sunday NYT editorial (this was my idea!)
Zuckerberg: And By Charity, I Mean All the Blow in Colombia (518 points | 1 hour ago | 128 comments)
also at least most people on HN are actually employable real life programmers even if they are political correctness nazis. More than I can say for /g/
Failed startup (YC 2009) is hiring a devops engineer in San Francisco!
Link to previous discussion on the topic:
Laxatives (wikipedia.org)
Completely non-tech related social issue that silicon valley is responsible for and/or will solve.(nytimes/vice/qz/medium)
Hey guys did you hear VMware is doing layoffs?
[deleted]
>>52680701
I spend a lot of time reading HN I don't see much of this at all. Even when such posts do show up, the comments are surprisingly sane, non-inflammatory, and balanced with people from opposing camps engaging in civil discussion. It's rather impressive actually, I don't think I've seen anywhere else on the internet that handles the topic quite as well.
[link to my github]
>>52680904
It's funny because while this is true HN catches a lot of flack for being misogynistic and hyper capitalist. At least in the crazier corners on the internet
Show HN: webapp that does something desktop programs did in 1996 while turning your laptop fan into a jet engine. Only works in Chrome nightly.
[ShowHN] MyProject.io something that already exists but it's programmed un Rust
This fucking thread
This is so damn accurate it hurts
Introducing Crackscript for homeless programmers without computers.
[poorly concealed press release]
C++ to Python Transpiler In Production, or How We Lost $900 Million on a Dumb Idea, and Why We'd Do it Again (Spoiler: It's Because We Have Innate Market Advantages that Allow Us To Maintain Our Circlejerking Ways With Nary a Consequence)
>desktop ricing and logo board tries to satirize HN
>>52680904
You might actually want to try an obscure website called "Reddit"
>>52680526
Antiproton: Web Browser Powered by Atom Core
What I learned after doing psychedelics with the founders of a failed startup
>>52680770
>>52680526
Deep Data Analytics Discover Cache Misses are Slow
>>52680958
What, the website that's the fucking worst at handling those topics? Great fucking suggestion m8.
>>52680975
I would totally read that.
>>52680904
>>52680923
Well, HN sure is more feminist-friendly (or less hostile, if you will) than /g/. Hell, anything is.
That said, I DO see some increase in normie stupidity compared to the earlier years, especially since Graham stepped away (1) and Altman took over.
So all in all, if you're trying to hold middle ground, feminazi would call you and EEEEBIL straightciswhite oppressor, and /g/ would call you an SJW (also >>52680923)
(1) And I wonder if that had to do with Tiku interview and the resulting fallout ("What I didn't say"). It did coincide in terms of time.
Then again, PG himself kinda mellowed IMO. Which is sad, he used to deliver great pieces - don't think we'd see another "Beating the averages from him".
Any up-and-comers that might replace him, to watch?
Unremarkable software advice blogpost, but written in markdown (github.com)
>>52680900
nope, that's Reddit.
HN is [dead], but still viewable with proper settings.
NSA plans to put a Camera up your butt withe help of Jackfucksville PD (eff.org)
>>52681003
It was sarcasm. To be fair, discussions and content quality are still better there than on /g/
>>52681033
well naturally he only knows the terminology appropriate to reddit.
>>52680526
Smug criticism towards one's own group disguised as self-aware social commentary (medium.com)
Object oriented is a meme. (Or why I use node.js)
>>52681082
Because people on /g/ and 4chan as a whole rarely if ever create anything.
How I tought category theory to my 3 year old
When is hacker news going to stop making threads about itself here?
>>52681137
We welcome Hiroyuki Nishimura and 4chan to our accelerated distruption program YCS 2016
None of these links work. Reporting.
>>52681377
>i got in trouble for posting broken links wahh
Did the CIA finance academic discussion of Babylonian metaphysics?
Using a keylogger as a lightweight collaboration tool for Angular.
>>52680526
There is no world outside of silicon valley and JavaScript.
Also ageism is the one area of discrimination that I approve of.
There should really be a fuzzbeed for HN.
>>52680526
White men[1] need to stop being so privilaged[2] and taking jobs from hard working woymn[3] and negros.
Also cops are bad and we need to eradicate the niggers and homeless[7] so we can build more high rise condos[22].
>>52681530
They pop up from time to time; here's one from 2 years ago, but the site is gone since: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6815282
I am back one the plus side of zero. Time to get that down again.
Why women are being oppressed in tech and Marrisa Myers is a martyr. 489 points | 370 comments
I think this sums up hn pretty well:
https://twitter.com/actually_hn
Why Black Women with No Education are Being Passed Up for Funding and Frat 'Bros' Receive Billions | 934 points | 682 comments
>>52681551
>tfw /g/ has taken the anti-feminism meme so far that they actually think HN is populated by SJWs
>>52681624
>someone that's never read a paul 'cucked by blacks' graham essay
that whole site is filled with self hating beta white guys.
>>52681657
>guy worth 17 billion dollars
>lel but he's a cuck
yeah man if i had the choice of having a net worth of 17 billion dollars and having the respect of people on /g/ i would totally pick the latter.
SpaceX is Built by Mexican Slaves and Why None of That Matters because Elon [nytimes.com]
587 points | 324 comments
We left X framework and rewrote our app on Y and saw a 0.0005% increase in performance and why you should too. (blogspam.com)
324 points | 120 comments
This should've been a duckroll thread.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I work at XXX that developed YYY
This article requires a subscription to X to read and you have visited this site more than Y times
Fuck these posts.
How I bootstrapped my nodejs microservices using my actual bootstraps.
templeOS 1 hour ago
fucking nigger cia niggers
shitskin_pajeet 10 minutes ago
I'm here on a H1B and I deserve to be a US citizen because I raped a white girl last year and she had a kid. Also it's disgusting how immigrants are treated in this country.
How I left my job to build my product and then came back again cause I miss everybody
How using a tall chair at your standing desk can reduce fatigue.
How I Got $50 Million Series A for Creating a Black Netflix (actualyccompany.com)
934 points by AfroJack 1 hour ago | 588 comments
Studies Show Sitting on a Dragon Dildo for Just 3 Hours a Day Increases Productivity (huffingtonpost.com)
inb4 this actually gets posted on hacker news again.
>>52681787
PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT
Are you eating cultural insensitive lunches at the workplace?
>>52681866
Last time I made one of these it got posted on there and a bunch of people on hn got buttblasted by the comments. Reality is hard to cope with when they live in the little sf bubble
How Housing in SF would be 10x Cheaper if we Just Removed all the Poor People (vice.com)
We're Going to Give $5 to Poor People (ycombinator.com)
2000 points by sama 3 hours ago | 743 comments
>>52681878
zoz
g/j sempiue
Ask HN: Will Rust outlive C++?
>>52681890
>reality
coming from a 4chan fedora warrior
>>52681866
>21:57:59
too late
>>52680852
Ecommerce company (YC 2014) hiring experienced hackers to build out shopping cart.
Why I quit my job, shot my dog, and left my wife for JavaScript.
>>52680526
something paul graham wrote
10 response articles
What TJ """Henry""" Yoshi Got Wrong About Half-A Presses
Show HN: I wrote a React to Node transpiler in Javascript
Another Fucking Think Piece About David Bowie's Life (medium.com)
202 points by biznitsybr0_sf 9 hours ago | 71 comments
>>52681971
I can physically feel the butthurt from here
[900] 4chan pretends to be hacker news
Enjoy your HN karma OP.
>>52680891
Wtf does that mean
Upvoted! To the top of /r/4chan here we come!
How a purely functional database changed my life
Blog post that contains a contrarian opinion (medium.com) 133 points
Why does HN exist?
Reddit is times better.
>>52681826
Jokes on you, afrostream already exists.
>>52682038
>he doesn't know about datomic
10 Reasons Why Richard Feynman was a Sexist and Should be Disregarded (vice.com)
>>52682016
OP is a retard for thinking his comment is remotely funny but HN had multiple posts on VM laying off people one day
>>52682065
>funny
it doesn't have to be funny. It's about being ironic dumbass
I made a toaster with a Raspberry Pi and Haskell and it exploded
Why Wall Street is awful but Silicon Valley is great. (medium.com)
Why I left Node for Rust and Started Sucking Black Cock only (medium.com)
>>52682119
You don't have to leave node for that, senpai.
On Being the Smartest Person at Work and Female (nautilus.com)
555 points
Donate to send programming textbooks to disadvantaged children in Burundi
ITT: We're 4chan
Why women suck at coding
Why Sanjeets don't poo in the loo
Why Tyrone wants to unlock iphones
>mfw not sure if better than HN or reddit
Hacking the San Francisco housing market by renting out my wifes womb
Why 4chan is full of misogynists (huffingtonpost.com)
390 points by bigRed 3 hours ago | 800 comments
DjangoGirlsBlog: I made a Hello World program in Rust! (10293835 points)
>>52680526
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10993559
What being an underrepresented minor in tech means (medium.com)
8000 points
>>52682079
your comment wasn't even ironic you dumbfuck go suck a brown cock that was dipped in shit
>>52682185
God damnit. Also
> directly linking 4chan
>>52682191
>implying that was my comment
it wasn't. you're just such an dumbass it needed to be pointed out. Not that you don't hear it from your mom many times a day anyways.
I'm eagerly waiting for the dot io bubble to burst and all the swindling VC-backed hipster trash getting kicked to the curb.
Marissa Mayer offers female employees the option of renting the wombs of women in the Third World (girlpower.com)
840324 points by formerceo 8 hours ago | 83 comments
>>52682206
cant hear u with that dick in ur mouth
Theranos (YC 2003) is hiring hackers to disrupt the corrupt Health-care industry.
Why the bubble doesn't exists because my startup delivers sandwiches on aws (medium.com)
>>52682221
>reading
>not talking
>on the internet
W E W L A D
Ask PG: Can I suck your dick?
Poo-In-Loo Raises $45 million to make Indian Toilet Rivers More Accessible to Bay Area Programmers (techcrunch.com)
Jaded comment on how startup equity is worthless, from a guy reading a forum dedicated to startups.
How women earning $250,000 a year but $100 less than male colleagues are the most oppressed people ever
nonrelevant.js 0.9425 Release Candidate 5 is released
>>52681624
The feminazi must be extinguished.
Elon Musk Too a Shit Today (techcrunch.com)
800 points | 590 comments
>>52682305
>Too
MY WAIFU IS NOT SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>700 comments of people defending the semantics of what counts as a failure on the recent spacex landing leg collapse
Study shows coding can prevent brain cancer, cure aids.
299 points
>>52681890
link?
Why lisp is gods gift to programming (pg.com)
900 points by pg 1 hour ago | 745 comments
Google generously offers free AIDS treatment to Africans in exchange for retina ad implants
Visualizing 60s Eritrean Jazz trends
>>52682328
here's one of them. This has been done a bunch of times. I didn't do it this time.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9788317
The true story of how Alan Turing used EnigmaJS to crack Russian mail servers and end the Iraq War.
>>52682366
kek
Why this bubble is definitely different than the last and you shouldn't worry (klienerPerkins.com)
>>52682334
i think that headline is accurate though. lisp is nature; it's the natural result of a recursive descent approach to parsing empirical languages. call it 'god' if you want, but if you don't respect the elegance that lisp established in our field, then you don't really deserve to call yourself a programmer.
Mozilla did a thing
Why you should use some obscure framework
>>52682393
paul graham is a big lisp guy. Hence the post.
Fuck you people are thick. No wonder why this place is filled with headphone and watch threads
Boise Idaho is booming with all 3 of their tech startups.
[dead] fucking nigger cia fucks
Terry Davis
Basecamp is so cool omg (medium.com)
840 points by indiefag 34 minutes ago | 225 comments
Show HN: some javascript library that does the 10% of another javascript library that i use
Why worthless year-old companies deserve their billion dollar valuations
Ramblings from a CS fag who thinks he knows shit (pg.com)
745 points by pg 2 hours ago | 332 comments
>>52682426
Boise Idaho startups are now in a free fall after 1 startup was discovered to be a recruiting agency.
Zuckerberg's daughter parks $1billion in Swiss banks and thereby ends global warming and you should be grateful
My mother's pimp now officially accepts bitcoins
Shitty recruiting company (YC12) hiring full stack developers to build crap.
Why millennials are embracing socialism
Jessica Livingston advances women's rights by hiring 100 female house maids
Ask HN: does YC prefer cisgendered white neonazi homophobes who hate puppies went to Harvard and are under 25?
More trouble at Theranos
How mobile apps are changing the way we poop.
I wrote Hello World in Julia and got a hired as a big data analyst
How our portfolio company got lucky and pretended to be skilled afterwards (firstround.com)
>>52680935
noticeable kek
SkyscraperOS: TempleOS for the modern developed.
>>52682048
>>52682830
That was a question, not input.
>>52682185
>hackernews on 4chan on hackernews... navel gazing at its finest
>>52682838
Desu butthurt.
>>52680526
Why Apple Cannot Survive Without the next Steve Jobs (And Why Tim Cook is not Him)
show HN: how I spent 180 dollars in electricity traning a neural network on a GPU to generate random text when I could have learned my algorithms and have used a markov chain
>>52681016
>Well, HN sure is more feminist-friendly (or less hostile, if you will) than /g/. Hell, anything is.
>Dear /g/, I see you've yet to accept some code of conduct or whatever shit, pls flamewar now.
JUST NO
>>52682511
underrated
White people are a huge problem in tech.
>>52683354
I hate CoC-loving crowd. That doesn't change the fact that chans are among the least feminist-friendly places on the net - and I'm not saying it's bad or has to change.
but srs for a sec guise
hn may be too businesy, slashdot is dead, /g/ turned full /consumer/, what's left for us techies?
>>52681457
Honestly that all google docs is.
>>52681620
>graduate at black college
>CS degree get
>apply to jobs
>get turned down because they never even wrote a single line of code (only theory)
Fucking racist scum
>>52683482
the only code of conduct, that is acceptable, is
1) contribute useful code
2) see 1
noone *sane* cares if the person that just created a PR, is a man, woman, homo, nigger or whatever else slang that was born on tumblr and probably won't be interested in it ever
the need of those people to say loudly what they (think) are and call for special treatment is just asking for an unnecessary drama that 98% of the community never wants/ignores/..
How basic income will eliminate misogyny (techcrunch.com)
254 points by StrngBlkWmn 1 hour ago | 43 comments
>>52680526
Escape analysis works for all memory, but I can't prove it.
All others are plain incompetent.
>>52681755
My hero <3
He posts a lot on a couple of subreddits as well.
>Why I'm quitting Game Dev at a AAA studio to become an Indie dev; or Debugging My Life. (Gittip Link in Comments) [repost]
This Shilicon Valley ""Tech"" start up with a dynamic-sounding yet descriptive one-word name uses Virtual Deep Learning to Data Mine your Social Transparency. Round-one fundraising procures $100M
>>52682185
memes memeing memes
The state of [some tech here]
>>52681109
To be fair, that applies to reddit as well.
>>52681109
We create and participate in a free space to exchange ideas freely. Very few sites do that.
>>52680526
that looks like the y in yandex, kek
>>52680821
True but that website gets pretentious as fuck.
>>52681016
>Well, HN sure is more feminist-friendly (or less hostile, if you will) than /g/.
Yep, the place where you are shadow-banned, downvoted, and IP-shadowbanned for having a differing opinion is less hostile.
HN is also the place that removes posts from the front-page and cherry-picks certain articles to place there.
>>52680756
So meta
> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9788014
>>52680975
tbf, I'm pretty sure I came accross a post like that a year ago
>>52681657
> self hating beta white guys
> posting on /g/
> :|
>>52686781
>>/g/anime-edc-battlestation-thread
>>52685118
It also looks like the Y in everything else. What, do you want to patent it?
>>52680904
Hi HN reporter
>>52681657
>paul 'cucked by blacks' graham
please elaborate
what does paul graham have to do with cucking?
> startup incubation in a post disruption economy
I wrote a class-based wrapper around Redux that exposes state changes using RxJS observables.
>>52680526
YOU DO IT TO YOUR SELF YOU AND NO ONE ELSE
>I made a single commit to the Atom repository and nobody gave a shit so I wrote a 2000 word blogpost
>>52680904
Um, the very title would be an inflammatory comment.
