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2016-01-26 19:34:21 Post No. 52636471
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2016-01-26 19:34:21
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>The year is 2035
>Local storage and encryption is illegal Unless you're a huge corporation
>Driving a car is illegal. All cars drive themselves.
>Everyone's face, voice and DNA is collected into huge databases for our own safety
>An average gpu costs 1000's of $ since everyone has apu's nowadays.
>Sit down at a nice little coffee shop and open my thinkpad
>As I begin to type into the terminal a police officer taps me on the shoulder
>"What's wrong with your computer?"
>Panic
>"That doesn't look like Windows XV. I'm gonna have to take you in for some questioning"
>Try to get up and run
>Cant move
>They taze me using my Apple iChip implant (Government mandated)
>The cop tackles me to the ground as everyone in the coffee shop starts clapping
>"We don't need hackers to be stealing these folks information, ya hear!"
>mfw I was just trying to check my email
>mfw 20 years in prison for not having a gmail
