>Be me two weeks ago, college sophmoore
>Accounting class
>Teach: No class next week, hw's due in two weeks
>At home, looks at HW
>I could have aced it in one sitting
>Fuck it, I got better shit to do
>Masterbates and vidya games all week
>Be today
>Still didn't do it
>Takes me 4 hours to finish
>Laptop's scroll pad is a bitch
>10 mintues till due
>Not gonna finish on time
>Do almost every bit of work left
>Literally 1 fucking minute left
>Go to submit page
>"Browse" to upload file
>LAPTOP FUCKING FREEZES
>Upload it at exactly the due time
>Assignment is late
>Mfw I got fucked by my shitty HP Stream
Moral of the story kids: Don't masturbate. God is watching you and he hates fags.
>HP Stream
This thread reeks underage or cancer, or both.
>>52622261
>HP Stream
Is this some kind of euphemism for what happens when you masturbate?
Your laptop didn't screw you, your shitty planning did that: if you're cutting it that close, basically anything can push you over the deadline.
Anyway, you've handed it in, it's done now. You'll probably get a point deduction or something, but if you did your homework well you're probably fine. Go have a wank to celebrate.
>>52622261
>masterbates
Learn to spell, you fucking faggot.
> HP Stream
I don't even pity you.
>>52622261
>be me
reeks of reddit
>>52624205
So you gonna completely ignore that I mispelled both of the words on purpose or are you comfortable staying full retard?
>>52624026
You're half right. My laptop played almost as big as a role holding me back from getting it done in a timely fashion as my procasination. If I had done it on a computer, which I don't have access to mind you, I could have literally done it in half of the amount of time due to the convient quickness of a mouse pad. Dragging things on the laptop isn't as smooth nor as accurate, espicially if you've got quick but sloppy hands.
>>52623660
Define underage. Give me a range.
>>52625940
An underage means 'too few'. Just like an overage is 'too many'. There's no specific range.
>simply asking means you're too young
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>>52625956
It's not rocket science. 12-16, 30-40 are both age ranges.
>>52626012
I'm sorry, I don't speak fagget. Can someone give me an English translation?
>>52625956
Retard.
>>52626258
Hello Retard, as you can see, I'm Dumass. Nice to meet you. *extends hand*
>>52626068
>>52626258
>>52626354
What am I short of exactly?
>>52626381
Years
>>52626012
>Capsoc !!2odPcjrlRDn
17 rupees and a plate of curry has been dispatched to your designated posting adress, rajesh. Keep shilling and we may increase your bing rewards
Regards
Ganesh
Marketing Dept.
Microsoft, India
>>52626405
So how old do you think I am and why?
>>52622261
i hate what this board has become
commit seppuku with your poor person laptop
>>52626418
address*
>>52626418
lol i was wondering who the mud spamming this shit was, guy is a terrible shit desu de gozaru
>>52626439
I hate turtles. Like absolutely hate them. Any time I see one, I try to avoid it at all costs. Because why would I intentionally surround myself with something I dispise so much?
My point is you're an idiot.
>>52625923
>>52626012
DESIGNATED
This thread is now /ddt/ - Daily designated thread. Sorry OP but /pol/ + /int/ is here
>>52625923
>>52626012
>>52626418
SHITTING
>>52626091
I'll translate, some would mistake his words for fagget but it's actually a subdialect known as "tripfagget".
Essentially his post means that he's angry and desperately craves attention. As in all dialects of fagget it is also implied that he wishes he were sucking dick instead of getting mad online.
And I'll throw in an age to counter his sage
>>52626296
>*extends hand*
calling hamster posters and anime.
destroy this thread
>>52626418
AYY
>>52625923
>>52626012
STREETS
TAKE THE POO
>>52626516
>An actual non-insulting relevant response on 4chan.
Anon, you are a rarity that must be preserved
>>52626527
Anime is life but I don't have any hamster posters.
And if you don't like it hear, than beat it. Nobody wants you here anyway.
>>52626586
HOLY FUCK
*here
Damn. My bad guys.>>52626586
>>52622261
>Moral of the story kids: Don't masturbate. God is watching you and he hates fags.
God loves watching me masturbate cause he knows Jesus died for my sins.
>>52625923
>>52626550
>>52626418
TO THE LOO
>>52626418
POO IN LOO
almost all tripfags are shills
>>52625923
How much does Microsoft they pay you to be honest?
>>52626695
I don't want to believe this is real.
>>52626699
He's probably just a designated intern so I wouldn't say very much.
>>52626720
designated shitting shills always hard at work for Microsoft™
>>52611239
>>52626643
Kek.
>>52626721
I just buy their computers. That's about as far as we're associated.
>>52625923
>>52626012
Holy shit you are that currynigger from that thread
Were you the one who was shilling here in /g/ or do you have shillmates?
>>52626739
I know there are some shills here, but wow that's just pathetic. I hope that Rajeet gets fired and his family starves.
>>52626764
Nice try Pajeet.
>>52626810
It's Kareem actually.
>>52626834
Then where's your capsoc trip code
>>52626834
Confirmed for prajeet
Might as well start trip-fagging with !!2odPcjrlRDn; we all know what's going on here so don't hide
>>52626834
WAIT SHIT. DELET DELTE DELTE.
>>52626856
Cmon, answer to >>52626773
>>52626876
Wrong nigger, fagget.
>>52626887
You are not. Proof: >>52626764
>*hands OP a flame shield*
you're gonna need this xD
>>52626903
Stop being autistic. This is my first time posting in the tech section of 4chan.
>>52626913
None of these peasants have roasting skills worth noting.
>>52626012
Sage doesn't do anything faggot.
Also filtered.
>>52625923
Are you the one who also goes by "Gabe N"?
Serious question here
>>52626012
POO POO
First time I've seen "curry poo in the loo" people going HAM
>61 posts
>20 ip's
hmmm
OP, just curious: how old are you?
>>52622261
>leaving things until the last minute
