PC parts or the Girl?
>PC Parts:
You get the parts in the pic
>Girl:
You get to have a one night stand with the girl in the pic. She will act like she is into it too.
Girl isn't that hot, give me the PC
>>52610344
>cheap pc parts
>one night stand with a girl
Both options suck.
>>52610344
Parts so I can build a DIY electric chair and kill myself because the thought of living in a world where getting to choose between a 5/10 and old-ass parts is the best thing to happen to me is just too much
Those parts suck I'd rather have the girl
But if she's not into it then meh
>>52610344
>AMD
I'll take the girl. At least then I have a chance at not getting burned
>>52610344
>Logitech
>CoolerMaster
>Radeon
>AMD
>Corsair
I chose the redhead
I have enough computers already. The girl.
>>52610344
parts, got a girlfriend and could sell those
>>52610344
Is she equiped with a feminine benis?
>>52610393
This.
>>52610344
Girl. My PC is way better than this turd.
>>52610344
I'm considering the parts but, will the GPU pretend to have drivers?
my gf dumped me and I've been blue balls for a while so obviously the slut.
Fap to some anime chick alone in my bedroom
>>52610344
That is a shit computer compared to mine (6000 dollars, self built), and I've had a girlfriend for the past 6 years.
Both options are shit.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xv4YD1x.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>52610553
get out normie ree
The girl.
It shames me that I still had to check the PC parts before rendering my decision, though.
... I would very much like a girl.
>>52610344
Everybody in this thread is dumb take the parts sell them for a nice hooker snd blow
>>52610344
the girl.
Im not a poorfag
>>52610344
tempting.
but all those parts are a downgrade for me.
I'd probably still take them though
>>52610344
Girl looks like a smug cunt. I'll take the parts, sell them for profit and use the money to buy myself a dozen refugee hookers.
>>52610788
But hookers are disgusting. Cute nerdy girls are hard to obtain. Low supply, high demand.
>>52610846
She looks like she will take any dick
I'll take the girl
>>52610866
Not at all. You clearly don't get out much.
>>52610344
Those parts are shit. I don't want the granny either.
i already pretty much have a build with those parts, will take the grill
>>52610891
I think you got lost on the way to preschool.
>>52610886
Sure man
to you morons who chose the girl, you could sell the parts and fuck more than one prostitute
>but hookers are disgusting
>implying all women aren't whores
>>52610344
The PC. A fuck which is only a one night stand is not worth it. A more good looking hooker would be cheaper than the PC parts cost, and I'm sure that she'd be also better in bed than this redhead. Also, I'm not sure what's this redhead craziness is about, she looks pretty average to me.
So I'd pick the PC parts.
The one whose parts I can legally resell.
> lol who am I kidding, I'd pick her and fuck her like there's no tomorrow
>>52610939
r9k pls
>>52610344
Those PC parts are shit, I have better ones in my rig. So I take the one-night stand.
However, I could just get all the parts, sell them off on ebay and buy something actually nice with the money (amp + desk speakers, for example). But too be honest I don't really need new tech stuff anymore.
>>52610344
I'd pick the PC.
If that girl spent the night with me, she'd just turn into another stalker. I've had enough of those.
>>52610344
The girl, I can afford shitty parts.
I will make her my personal toilet.
>>52610344
Fucking Terrible components, if it was a 980ti or something I'd pick that.
I'll take the girl, she's definitely my type, would take drugs so I can fuck her face for 14 hours then pass out, maybe die.
i just want the hard drive
>500gb
what?
what is that?
wait that's not even worth the sata port
>>52611079
She looks like the crazy type, how big is your dick btw?
>>52610344
mobo is shitty for, barely gets any performance out of it. shitty 760 chipset.
will still take parts though. sell em all off and get fury nano w/ watercooler
>>52610553
Kys
>>52610344
Neither OP
The PC parts aren't even that good, I could buy better and still have most of my salary left
The girl isn't that hot, so if I can't tell whether she's into it or acting into it, I'm not going to bother
>>52610599
>being elitist for being undesirable
What ever helps you sleep at night.
>>52610344
>act likeshe is into it too
that is code to go wild you veta virgins it a one time thing anyways
>AMD
Let's try the girl
ITT: virgins foreal senpai
>>52611150
This
>>52610344
She looks pretty happy so I'd tell her she did good and get the fuck out of here and go back home to my gf and my computer.
>>52611212
>veta
Is that like a beta thats a vegan
>>52611116
I'm a girl.
>>52610395
>Corsair
>Radeon
>CoolerMaster
>choose the redhead
sorry what are you retarded
>>52611206
>being elitist for having what millions already have
If a computer and pussy is all it takes for you to have a superiority complex over a bunch of autists you don't have the high ground here.
>>52611281
The girl. Secretly film the one night stand and sell it back to her (while keeping a copy for yourself of course). I'm assuming anything goes in the 1NS right? You could have a lot of fun showing your friends the abuse you put this cum dumpster through.
>>52610344
The parts, I can sell them for parts I'd actually want and get laid for free anyway
>>52610344
the girl reminds me of rose byrne, so i'd choose her.
>>52610344
girl because these pc parts are shit
>>52610344
The girl, because if I had all night with her I might be able to convince her to help me steal the parts and sell them off, take the cash, and go on a minor computer parts related crime spree across three states. In the end she'd leave me in a motel in the middle of nowhere, running off with our fence and the literally ones of thousands of dollars of our earnings. Years later she'd accidentally click on a Newegg link, and think of me with a sigh.
il take the parts. id get more than one night of fun out of those
>>52610344
PC of course, at least it doesn't bleed every month and smells like fish all the time.
>>52610344
I can sell the PC parts, I can't sell the girl.
>>52611572
implying
>>52611581
Even the $20 I'll get for the components would be worth more than a night with 3D.
i'm not sure i could respect a woman who poses with amd hardware, deathstar drives, and housefire GPUs.................
I mean if the girl didn't wreck the house, the computer would : /
>>52610344
Pc parts, because I already have a girl.
>>52610344
If I don't have sex, can I get both?
>>52611602
Deathstar drives are a thing of the past.
>>52611212
Nah it's a veiled insult towards the perceived notion that /g/ users are virgin neckbeards which could never attract a girl.
>>52611599
Nobody said about sticking your penis inside her vagina, because that would be pretty gross and dangerous, all I'm saying is that you can enslave her and sell her to African warlords for $500 + shipping costs.
>>52611284
As am I, I just happen to have a penis as you do
>>52611631
That's going against the rules though.
>>52611284
>I'm a girl.
>>52611599
>Even the $20 I'll get for the components would be worth more than a night with 3D.
For $20 you could get a better ons than that slag.
>>52611284
Bra + Timestamp, maybe then I'll believe you...
(Nothing crazy this board is work safe)
>>52610344
>be gay
>already get lots of action
ill take the parts
at least i can sell the parts and buy fetish gear
>>52611655
What rules?
>>52611678
> $20 whore that has 4 limbs.. Doubts.
Glancing at her reminds me a lot of Victoria Justice
>>52611695
Lol, fucking men, what are you gay?
Girl if she's tested.
I mean, she's not much, but the parts are shit
(Hoping op is the girl, reads all the comments subtly dissing her, then goes and cries in a corner. That's what I really want.)
>>52611727
>Not having your own cunt to abuse and fuck and leave in the corner to cry while you slap her around and cum in her hair.
>2016
>take the PC
>sell it
>use the money to get a prostitute every night for a week.
>>52610344
R9 270x...
Palit gtx 750ti dual stormx is better and cheaper.
Girl is better option.
>>52611712
See, they are both women for one
>>52610344
>Mehr tier everything
I'll take the chick.
Then I'll pay for child support so I feel like I've accomplished something.
>>52610344
neither because the girl looks like a 40 yr old woman and the parts suck dick.
>>52611828
>128bit bus
>better
Ayy lmao
>>52611912
i mean those pc parts look shitty but that girl isn't a cute boy so..
yea
ill build my mother a pc
and even if i wasn't a faggot that chick is like 5/10 at best
>>52610344
Girl. Would rather not know she's acting though ;(
>>52610344
PC parts. I'm gay anyway.
>>52610425
Underrated post
>being such a desperate virgin that you pick the girl
>>52610344
Already have a stronger pc. Gib me da puss
>>52610425
keking
I'll take the PC parts any day. Besides, I'm saving myself for my wizard powers.
I'd take the PC if it came with an Oculus so I could watch VR porn instead
The fact that it's a poorfag build doesn't help either
So, girl
>>52610368
This
>>52610344
Girl because I already have a 10K PC.
PC. Could give it to starving college bro.
If I want to get laid I will go out.
![0111aw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vBQtDHu.jpg "0111aw[1].jpg")
I'll take the PC, the girl sucks.
At least I can sell the shitty PC for cash.
PC Parts are fucking poor person tier, girl looks like shit because I'm not a virgin neet
>>52610344
The PC parts. I'm aiming to become a wizard and that succubus isn't stealing that from me.
We need a wizard to calculate the value of the parts versus the cost of a mid-range prostitute for a night.
I'll take the parts and sell it on Craigslist for a huge mark up and then build a better computer
>>52613343
>the girl sucks
That's the point
>HDD in a cardboard box
>>52613587
What?
Parts. Sell them and either upgrade, chuck it in my savings or get a more attractive prozzy.
>>52611206
>taking shitposting memes seriously
>>52611389
kek
>>52610344
>AMD CPU
>AMD GPU
Yeah, I'll take the girl.
>>52613610
he probably buys those hdd that come in the antistatic bag
1 night ? Maybe if it was 1 month.
Haven't had sex in forever, still I'd take the parts then sell them.
>>52610344
How about this one?
Keep in mind, this is a bitfenix case. And will last longer than 1 night.
I'd take the girl.
It's a shit computer and it's really hard to find a cute girl whois gay
I'm happily married, I'll take the parts
>>52610344
>One night
These parts don't look like they're worth much, but you can choose a hooker from that money
>>52614164
i'd rather have neither
>>52611828
Fuck off nvidiot
>>52614299
>free parts or one night of sex VS nothing
You have the decision making skills of a potato.
>>52610344
No, fuck no
>posing the fucking keyboard and mouse with the computer hardware like it will go inside the case
Might as well pose the goddamn mouse pad too
Poorfag build. I'd take the girl
I'm going to have to take the girl, it may be my only chance of losing my virginity.
>>52614527
This is why you're going to be a virgin forever.
>>52614527
You could sell the parts and use the money to get laid a few times
>>52614164
Fucking retard.
>Buying thermal paste when thermal paste is already applied to the stock cooler
>mini itx case but non modular PSU
>APU plus dedicated graphics card
I'm an AMDfag but she would be better with a mini ITX Intel build.
>>52610425
I died laughing
>>52614164
I see you gave her a thumbs up, Mr Cuckberg.
pc parts - i can make my own girl if those documentaries in the 80s and 90s are to be believed.
>>52610425
I chuckled.
>>52610344
Take the parts sell it and buy a hotter escort to fuck.
>>52610358
>>52610368
>>52610406
>>52610788
>>52610824
>>52611079
>>52611166
>>52611414
>>52611564
>>52611566
>>52611572
>>52611612
>>52612111
>>52612207
>>52614299
All these individuals are 100% certified homosexual.
>>52614164
>Amerifat
She's probably a feminist SJW, no thanks
You literally posted this same exact thread like 3 months ago.
But I would choose girl because I'm happy with my PC as it is. 8)
>>52614649
> i can make my own girl if those documentaries in the 80s and 90s are to be believed.
This has been done since the dawn of time, but I believe fucking it is called incest and is looked down upon/illegal in most societies unless you're in like Pakistan or something.
I'll take the one night stand, the PC is shit.
>>52610575
> *mouth noises*
>>52610575
I don't find her attractive
>>52610344
Give her short hair and we have a deal
>>52610344
Smarter would be take parts. Sell it and get better girl. It's that simple.
>>52614851
rhode island.
>>52610344
93% certain I know the girl.
I've already had sex with a solid 9/10. I'll take the poverty PC build.
also
>3DPD
Girl.. Cause she's gonna want to keep Fucking my big ass dick
Can I get the house?
>>52614851
>I believe fucking it is called incest and is looked down upon/illegal in most societies unless you're in like Pakistan or something.
Cousin fucking isn't incest. :)
>have better looking girlfriend
>have better PC
i guess the pc parts. i'll just sell them or something.
>>52615158
>hey everyone! LOOK AT ME! I have a girlfriend!
The sad thing is that you don't know how truly pathetic you sound. To you, everything seems normal.
>>52610344
>AMD cpu
>AMD gpu
If the girl is as cheap as the parts, I'll need more than a condom.
>>52610344
question- can we have her act like she isn't into it but she has to anyway?
also who on /g/ doesn't have a PC better than this already?
>>52610344
PC parts pls
>>52610344
>AMD
pass on that shit. give me the cum toilet
>>52610344
>AMD FX
>270X
I'll pass. My computer is better anyways. I'll take the girl.
>>52610344
>AMD
One night stand it is then
>>52610903
She looks like she's taken a lot of dick. Like, a lot.
>>52610375
this, if she is pretending to like it then thanks but no thanks.
>>52610344
There is really only one answer to this question.
>>52610393
wew lad
>>52610344
Parts.
Any other choice is retarded.
>>52610344
Girl, those parts are fucking shit.
>>52615453
What are the characteristics that give her away?
>>52610344
>AMD
The girl
>>52610344
>>Girl:
>her
:^)
>>52610344
The parts, I have a shitty computer and even if I don't sell it to get something better I will still have months of fun with it.
>>52615453
Well it's a woman so that's a given
>>52610344
>AMD FX
>Shitty CM PSU
>not even 990 chipset
>Shitfenix
>only a 270X
>Corsair(TM) Vengeance(c) gaymen RAM
I'll take the one night stand.
>>52610344
>2.5" 5400HDD as only drive
>non-80+ PSU
>non-mechanical keyboard and shitty mouse
>$100 GPU
the girl
>>52615897
Bear in mind she probably chose those components.
>>52610344
There's no point in having a one night stand if you dont know the girl.
girl. those parts are fucking shit
>>52611794
why would you beat your woman? that's like keying your own car...
>>52610344
The girl since i'm a kissless virgin
Already have a gf and a PC that shits on the parts in the OP pic, so I'll have the parts, build a computer out of it and either give it to gf so I can play vidya with her or sell the computer and have money.
>>52610344
>Poorfag grade PC
>One night stand
Neither.
PC parts.
There are over 2 billion women in this world and most of them require spending some money on a dinner or drink at least in order to fuck.
Free computer components however are not a common thing, and they are free.
>>52610344
Girl
My current rig is much better than that
>>52610358
>>52610344
>AMD
I'll take the girl
>Some 3DPD slut
>Shitty AMD components
I'd be better of without anything.
>>52614720
Choosing sticking your dick in a girl rather than 600 euros, were not homosexual.
You're just too eager to get your loss of virginity that has been postponed for several years.
Sex is good but not 600 good.
Both options are too old.
I'd take the girl. I just built a new PC and there is nothing there that I could make use of. Her pussy, however, would get a thorough seeing to.
>>52616292
you really are a true patrician. i tip my hat to you sir.
what's your username on reddit, so i can give you some reddit gold??
>>52610344
>AMD
If the choice is between a one night stand and a heater, I'll go with the one night stand.
>>52610575
I'd sell the parts and use the money for a nice meal with my gf and save the rest.
Take both.
Take PC, sell it and buy more sluts
>>52611550
>tfw no crazy crime partner who will backstab you gf
Girl looks ugly, I can get some basic bitches like this just snapping my fingers nigga, the pc parts are the best.
>>52610344
Since my laptop is much more powerful than that piece of shit, I would definitely take the grill and fuck her for hours and hours, should cum twice on her boobs or inside her?
I'll take the rig, fapping to traps is good enough.
>>52618441
Why not both?
>>52610344
First you get the parts, then you get the women...
>>52610344
>Micro ATX
>AMD
>460W
>500 gig HDD
>Non mechanical keyboard
But, the girl was stupid enough to buy all of this so either pick is a loss.
>>52610344
If I can resell parts, the girl.
Kidneys are worth shitloads
>>52619107
> stupid
Who cares, you're not gonna to marry her.
>>52611284
OK then, your feminine benis
>>52615920
It's OK as long as she didn't choose her vagina
>Take computer parts
>Sell all computer parts for ~600
>Pay for however many escorts that gets you
>270x
Girl
>>52610344
>AMD anything
Girl.
>>52614164
>a fucking apu with a gayming card
>even the ram is from amd
wew lad
>Shitty mid range AMD parts
I'd pick her just to get my virginity out of the way already.
If she's into it we could fuck multiple times that night anyway.
>>52620202
>If she's into it
No. The premise of the choice is that it is only a one time thing.
It's not really that hard to get a one night stand with a hot chick. Even I have done that... just ask enough of them straight out like a spam email and someone will bite. Even a fat ugly guy like me have had tons of hotties.
>>52620223
I'd still pick her then.
I thought a one night stand would mean fuck multiple times in one night though...
Also, is she just pretend to like me or does she actually like me, because it'd feel weird if she was just pretending.
>>52610344
>act like she is in it
well thats no fun at all
>>52610344
get girl, steal parts
>pick pc parts
>sell said parts
>get enough money for hookers 2 nights in a row
>>52620244
of course, we believe that it is real and someone posting in this shithole get laid with ease, hah
The parts: The cpu is hotter than the girl
>>52615355
Underrated
Girl, my shit PC is better than that.
seduce girl into giving me the parts after stretching her butthole to about 1.1 times the size.
>>52610344
Parts if i wanted a one night stand i can get some drunk slag no problem
>>52615453
>ew gross a woman who's slept with other men
Good luck with that virgin search, anon.
>>52610344
This picture reeks of both overwhelming and underwhelming mediocrity
Take the parts then rape the girl because I'm not a fucking cuck.
my gpu is worth more than everything on the table
can i piss on her ?
>>52610425
LOL!
>>52610344
I'd go with the girl. Pretty sure I could convince her to come back after the 'one night' is over.
>>52610344
It's a lose-lose deal
I bet the girl is into someone else as well.
one night stand at her place, rob her in the morning. she probably has a better pc than what op offered too. win-win
As the manly stud muffin that I am, picking either is fucked as the house will be burnt down in the morning.
>>52610344
>AMD
No thanks
>Girl who thought it was a good idea to pose during a housefire
No thanks
>>52610344
Give me the PC parts. Girls get outdated
>>52617326
I know bro, I know.
>pick pc parts
>sell said parts
>buy a daki of mai waifu
>>52610344
The Girl, I already have a kickass PC.
I have no idea, after looking at /b/ I'm not even sure that's a girl anymore.
>>52610344
proably neither. Need more pics of the female to decide. Def dont want those shit pc parts. My 2011 pc build is better than that shit.
just one of my graphics cards costs more than all that shit together
>>52615744
it's in the eyes nigga, those dead soulless eyes.
It's called the thousand cock stare.
My pc sucks cock so the parts.
>>52610344
well i already have a decent HTPC so I wouldn't have much use for thr parts...but I could flip them for about $400. So what it comes down to is do I want to spend $400 for an evening with a moderately attractive escort.
I've already done that though, it's only fun if you've gotten to know her some already and get along. I'd never do it with a girl I never met. Then you have to listen to her bitch about the weird shit impotent old men like as you lay next to her awkwardly in bed and eventually decide to order in a large thin crust pizza with onions and sausage with a side of what remains of your tattered dignity.
in conclusion, i'd take the rig
>>52625975
Great story anon. This should be in a movie.
>>52610344
I just fucked up my PC, I'd rather have those parts.
>>52610344
grill
>>52610575
parts please, but just so i don't see her face again, holy shit
>>52626010
The year after I lost alot of weight i saw a bunch of escorts. I had plenty of disposable income and was lonely with shit confidence. It's a mixed bag. Some of them, a few, are cool. Most are completely mechanial and you can tell they'll forget your face 5 minutes after you left. All escorts places have the same smell though, cigarettes and strong perfume.
anyways I found one and we saw each other for like half a year, she was half black and had been raised in a foster home. Really smart and had a good personality, couldn't figure out why she did it. I feel bad for why I stopped seeing her. She started to expect me to come over every weekend and she never asked for cash anymore. I just didn't quite know what that made us.
Anyways, didn't mean to make a blogpost but you seemed interested. stick to 2D waifus.
>>52620121
Something about big fluffy tits turns me into a baby.
I want to suck on those tits.
>>52626262
also...check it
>I'm better than people who picked the other option
>>52610344
After someone heavy cross-analysis, I've come to the conclusion that "she" is a "he".
So if you picked the girl, you might as well get penetrated by 10 black men. Because you're gay.
>>52610344
girl, my pc is better
>>52610344
>girl
>>52614164
>>52620121
huge tits are the fucking meaning of life
>>52610344
She's going to struggle running an AMD FX chip and a 270 with just a 460w PSU
>shitty cheap pc parts that will be a hassle to resell
>woman who will be a hassle to deal with
Is there a money option?
>>52610344
Neither, I have a better computer and a better girl.
