Which piece of tech that you own defines who you are?
I recently came out of the closet. To commemorate the occasion, I have purchased a pink iPhone.
I have a rMBP, iPhone, iPad, etc...
I can't think of any possessions that I'm delusional enough to say defines me. Sounds like something an anti-apple zealot would project.
>>52586632
My Axent Wear headphones. Don't ask.
>>52586632
It's not pink, you delusional faggot. Rose gold and pink are two completely different colors.
>>52586632
that's pretty gay OP.
closest thing I have to that is a dingoo i painted the buttons on to look like snes buttons.
>>52586632
My computer
>>52586687
you mean the closest thing you have to something that defines you is a dildo?
and you're saying his affinity with his phone is gay?
>getting defined by the tech you own
No. I define the tech I own
INB4 "M-muh Thinkpad, b-because I am a h-hacker!!"
You're not a hacker, kiddo. You're just a poor scrub.
>>52586632
Not really technology, but I carry this water bottle everywhere I go.
>>52586632
Surface 3.
Not because of the device itself, but the stuff it helps me create. Best tool I've ever spent my money on.
>>52586776
>$27.99 for a water bottle
>>52586799
I don't own any apple products, but the water bottle keeps my water cold pretty much all day. It did start leaking a little since I dropped it so many times, but I still like it.
>>52586843
ice is cheaper
>>52586632
Sony's Vita
I'm pretty fucking useful and perform well at given tasks and if you really look into me you'll find something to enjoy. But no one recognizes me ),:
>>52586779
My Surface Pro 4, not because of the hipster bullshit development and stuff i do on it, but because it shows what kind of a gadget-loving manchild i am.
OP is a faggot
>>52586741
Mind--> exploded
>>52586632
faggot
Retina MacBook Pro because its perfection
>>52586632
Do you work at The Verge, by any chance?
>>52586632
kill yourself you little queer
>>52586632
Die in a fire you disgusting piece of shit faggot nigger.
>>52587580
do you actually think the OP is for real?
how is /g/ so easy to troll? do you come here consciously deciding to just believe literally everything you read?
>>52587555
>>52587532
>>52587580
>>52587609
leave him alone you fucking fags
Degenerate, end yourself immediately.
>>52587393
You mean: looks pretty normal and doesn't get too much attention but is actually full of perverted shit.
>>52587629
very poor choice of words lel
>>52587629
We just don't want homos spreading AIDS like the common cold. OP should kill himself for the good of humanity.
>>52586682
It's pink.
>>52587678
don't make me hurt you
My case with a window on it. It lets me represent my autism and love for video games
>>52586682
Autism overload
>>52587668
maybe he's on PrEP.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/prep.html
>>52586632
hahha
FAG
>>52586632
>Which piece of tech that you own defines who you are?
>>52587452
i wish i had one too ;'^D
probably my pc
since i work in IT at a vidya dev and also game way too much
>>52586632
Fag
>>52586632
Fuck off you pretentious faggot
>>52586632
Tech doesn't define who you are, you stupid fuck. Tech is a tool to accomplish a task, not a fucking fashion statement. You're everything that's wrong with tech consumers today.
>>52586765
>owning an old ThinkPad
PLEBS
>>52587678
are you a literal retard?
>>52586741
Sorry I don't speak broke nigga
>>52587393
fuck the psp
nice airvent though.
Man, so many gay haters in here. Were you abused by your pastor, or something? Just let OP do what he wants to do. How does it affect you in any way?
>>52588176
I swear to fucking Xenu what was in their heads to think that UMD was a good step in the portable market?
>>52586632
if a company's product that you dont design, or profit from defines you, you have a big problem
>>52588177
Mac user detected.
>>52588177
seconding
>>52588177
Lil' B The Based God finally tied the knot? My knee grow.
Please fuck my bitch, Lil... Oh. Nevermind.
>>52588177
kek
>>52588177
We're only trying to help. Being gay is a sin and guaranteed to get you a one way ticket to hell. If we bully them enough then maybe they will stop sucking aids infested cocks and read the bible.
>>52588333
doesn't surprise me that brand zealots would be fundies.
>>52588350
>fundies
Fuck off reddit.
>>52588333
>inb4 atheist tips his fedora and "disproves" god
>>52588359
definitely struck a nerve.
>>52588333
Trips don't like.
Anywho, how often do yo beat your slaves?
>>52588265
He's happy because he is going to stretch some holes in the bathroom. Fags don't understand the holy act of marriage.
>>52588385
"stretch some holes"?
what are you, 12?
>>52588503
you're on 4chan. what do you think?
>>52586799
those insulated water bottles are pretty expensive. they keep their temperatures for around 24 hours, hot or cold.
>>52588503
not going to use your daddy's terminology
>>52586632
Simple, practical, classical
>>52588608
I should turn one of these into a BT headset.
>>52586682
This is true. However that iphone is fucking pink.
Whether or not its actually rose gold I dont know, but that shit is pink and not rose gold like I know it.
>>52588512
Why not just get a Stanley?
Other than the looks.
>>52588900
>>52586682
>arguing about the color
It doesn't matter what color it is, it's still an iPhone.
A Nokia. I break floors too. Somehow.
>>52586843
Nigga if you need your water bottle to stay cold for more than an hour you don't drink enough water
>>52586632
Gen 1 X1 Carbon running gentoo. "Give me the best tool and then you can fuck off and let me do it my way." Or something.
>>52586632
As usual, OP is a faggot.
>>52588265
In an Apple store? Cringed
>>52586632
>>52590853
I live with a dude and we have an ongoing gag where we propose to each other in strange public places. usually we try to get some stranger nearby to take a picture for us
I have like a dozen pictures of me proposing to my roomate, or him proposing to me. in places like hobby lobby or taco bell. I'm not in that pic but thats what it reminds me of
>>52586661
mi amigo
>>52591204
i imagine that could be kind of funny until you find out your roommate is actually gay.
I love my Xbox 360
>>52591242
he is. I'm not
although I've kissed him enough times in public doing this gag that he's starting to change my mind about things.
I told him once that we were both going to accidentally propose to each other at the same time, and when that happens we can actually get married
>>52591262
holy shit i didn't know there was a dildo attachment for 360 controllers
I own a non-working super obscure IBM pc from the 80s. It defines me because, just like my computer, I am an unapproachable piece of shit that can't work with anything made in the last 40 years. I don't work. I paid a lot of money for someone else's garbage to fit in with some retarded internet club.
>>52591305
yeah nigger you're gay.
>>52588177
>>52588265
lol faggots
>>52591322
maybe I am. I think marrying my best friend would be like my greatest achievement.
gotta get my career going first
my old HP
>>52591204
That's a LOT of effort to go through just to get a dude to kiss you.
Just ask him out already. Stop being a faggot.
>>52586632
I own copiously large amounts of cryptocurrency with amazing returns.
I'm an autonomous organization developer.
>>52592395
Underrated
>>52586632
>I recently came out of the closet. To commemorate the occasion, I have purchased a pink iPhone.
>I'm gay so naturally I must like everything feminine
>>52588122
>>52588253
This.
Please stop posting this consumer bullshit on /g/.
>>52588333
>>52588385
>>52588361
>Un-ironically believing in fairytale bullshit
>le fedora neckbird man plebbit funny joke
>getting this assblasted over a man fucking other men
My pc defines me. Cheaped out on case and psu. Bought decent cpu and gpu. Got a small ssd, and one 8gb ram stick. Added a cd drive as I had one laying around. It defines me in the way that I'm not 10/10 sexy either, I'm also not really strong. I am above average intelligent though. I'm too lazy to memorize stuff but if it's important I won't ever forget it.
my phones. my latest being the blackberry perv
>>52595456
>dat razr
Why do gay people have to act like girls too? Can't they just like dick?
>>52586632
I am into gaming a lot so I own Razer gear and 970GTX
>>52595597
Birth defects are often complex.
>>52595456
Just googled what Chase is, and it turned out to be a shilling agency located in Mumbai.
I guess my mechanical keyboard since I program/type a lot.
The games I develop. Because unlike you faggots, I decide how I want to be defined, not some fucking tech giant. They make tools, not fashion statements.
>defining yourself or your self worth by mass produced goods probably pushed down your throat through marketing and by said ownership of the blend objects.
>>52588177
ewwww.
those white fags in the background. Man are they ugly.
>>52595597
>Why do gay people have to act like girls too?
Not all of them do.
>>52588108
this
>>52596341
fuck you bitch
>>52587698
>camwhores have vibrators synced to tip amounts
technology is amazing
>>52590756
>drink 1l/h
jej
>>52587452
seconded
![brain1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9hE9bgg.jpg "brain1[1].jpg")
The billions of nerves inside this bad boy
I don't think I'd be "myself" without it.
All my friends know me as the guy with the red bike.
>>52596630
>technology
>biological matter
Fuck off /fit/
>>52596985
Your friends don't know you by name?
Pic related is mine.
