Why haven't you bought ethereum yet? Do you want to miss out on bitcoin 2.0? Do you hate money? Do you enjoy poverty? What's the reason?
>>52581036
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>>52581036
i spend too much time replying to shitposting threads on /g/.
>daddy? Why didn't you buy ethereum like all the other daddys?
>is that why we're poor now? When's mommy coming back daddy?
The manhattan project of crypto.
Bitcoin = fission bomb
Ethereum = Hydrogen bomb
>>52581146
Who the fuck are you? I don't have any children.
Get the fuck out of here before I call child protective services on you.
Fucking little scoundrels.
>>52581453
This is your wifes daughter.
nice meme, etherecuck
>>52581639
I don't have any wives.
Because I already own the superior crypto know as shadowcash that will be adopted by criminals and make me rich.
>>52581965
>shadowgash
Lol
ETH will crush all
how to mine ETH?
HOW TO BUY?
HOW TO MINE?
>>52582338
>>/biz/
I'm already rich
>>52581036
>>52581146
>>52581164
>tfw shills are so new they try to use the emotional appeal of children to guilt /g/ permarvirgin NEETs into buying shit
Top kek
>>52581036
I fucking hate the thought of etherum. It seems like DRM 2.0
>>52581036
>Do you want to miss out on bitcoin 2.0
You mean the worthless shit no one cares about anymore?
>>52583024
>worthless
>is actually worth $400
Potato? Yeah
Eth is at $2.03
Don't miss out don't be that guy who bemoans the fact that they didnt buy bitcoin when it was $2.03
>>52583935
WHERE TO BUY?
>>52584240
POLONIEX, KRAKEN and all good cryptocurrency exchanges.
Hurry though, supplies are running low!
Why would I want to own any cryptocurrencies?
Threadly reminder to NEVER BUY AND HOLD CRYPTO. You WILL get burnt. It is not an investment, just a specualtion vehicle
Set a goal and stick to it. You can double or even triple your money if you're smart, but don't get greedy, and don't speculate money you can't lose.
Basically >>>/biz/ 101
>>52584393
>>52584393
I bought bitcoin at $15. And i held till now, they're worth $375.
Did I lose money?
>>52581036
I'm an accomplished industrial engineer working on relevant and fulfilling projects.
I believe it's a good enough reason.
>>52584457
Thats cool, are you interested in ethereum? Do you know what it is?
>>52584325
As expected, no answer.
I have no idea why cryptocurrencies are even a thing outside of buying illegal stuff.
>>52584475
Your mum's anus is cool, you cuck.
>>52584475
Woah you really are shilling huh? Try not to sound like a door to door salesman my man
>>52583357
>is actually worth $400
Not in real money you fucking faggot.
>>52584437
Yes because you didn't sell when they were 1000$
>>52584540
Us dollars is not real money? $400 us dollars is not real money?
>>52584571
But i didnt lose money right?
>>52584496
Do you want a decentralised internet or a centralised one?
>>52584601
I don't think buying drugs with bitcoins is going to have any effect on that one way or another.
>>52584540
How is 400 USD not real money you retard?
>>52584707
Can you actually convert your bitcoins to $400?
>>52584707
Dude said he owns a certain amount of $ worth in bitcoins.
Hence he does not actually own real money.
No one disputed the greens.
>>52584652
Im talking about ethereum not buttcoin
>>52584731
Yes, thats how you arrive at the 1bitcoin = $400 usd statistic.
>>52584749
If I were you I would go and check there isn't a carbon monoxide leak in your boiler.
>>52584870
I've never heard of anyone doing it. People just talk about how much their bitcoins are worth. So it sounds like a purely theoretical value.
Because I bought this instead
http://aboutshadow.com/
Can't wait for the market to come out.
>>52584922
you don't 'convert them' to money you fucking sell them.
>>52585025
Same thing. By trying to distract me with a semantic argument, you are admitting that I am right: bitcoins have no real value and cannot be converted/sold for real money. As expected.
>>52585083
You're actually retarded. Why do you think people actually do this in the first place?
>>52584749
News flash retard you can exchange the bitcoins for actual money. What you think the exchange market is for? How do you think we know what the exchange rate is? Fuck.
Yes. People exchange USD for bitcoin and vice-versa. When I exchange my bitcoins, I receive USD. This is subject to the market, but reliable and as easy as any other currency exchange. Therefore, bitcoin has value. It's about 400 USD. Jesus.
>>52585272
Dont waste your breath. Trying to explain crypto to these tards is like trying to explain beethoven to a donkey.
If you live in the US, using non minted currency is a felony
>>52585651
"I'm telling you. People come and go in this forest, and they say. 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.' They walk to and fro saying 'Ha Ha!'. But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated - mark this, little Piglet - to the Educated, not meaning Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anybody can come and breathe on."
Piglet stepped back nervously, and looked round for help.
>>52584540
>>52584731
>>52584922
what? do you think $ is real money? Its just a piece of paper with a production cost of probably < 1 penny. if theres anything that actually has REAL value than it is materials, like food, your house, car [spoiler]and alleged friends and family[/spoiler].
you can use bticoins just as much to directly buy things as you do with $
>>52585854
Genuinely creased up. Thanks anon.
http://youtu.be/TybmlVBUUPU
>>52585741
Digital currency legally isn't currency at all in the US.
Are they shilling on every board now?
>>52581036
Because I forgot my checking account/routing number and I don't feel like leaving home just to go to the bank
>>52581036
I was margin trading that shit for lots of profit and then it jumped up in value from out of nowhere and I lost everything.
How fucking convoluted is ethereum mining
>>52588658
Mining is almost never worth it for any currency. The margins are razor thin. Just buy it.
>>52588668
I have below average power rates. It's winter and I am able to heat apartment with miners over running the furnace. Tried to setup a miner on it, but it is just shit apparently. Errors upon errors.
>>52588668
That's wrong though. It's almost always worth mining in the first few days, doubly so if it's not a well-known coin. At that point you don't even need an AMD card, let alone a good one. The issue with eth is that it requires very large amounts of vram so only relatively modern GPUs could participate, even from the get go.
Margins are currently shit for sure, though. But the point of mining isn't to sell of immediately (though this can be very profitable with the right hardware and the right coin), it's to amass some wealth and bank on the coin's value increasing tremendously.
>>52581036
Because I'm too busy in med school working towards helping people in the world
I already dumped all my ETH after I doubled my miney.
This ride is too risky.
>>52581036
we wait to run out of bitcoins first
I have ~2 bitcoins.
I'm buying all types of cryptocurrency in hopes one will shoot up.
I been late to the Bitcoin party, so I hope I enjoy the others.
LTC seems to be getting there.
I'll get ETH also, but it's mostly for programming though...
>>52589389
>I'll get ETH
When? the price just doubled in the last 2 days.
>>52581419
lawl
Solidity is awful.
http://solidity.readthedocs.org/en/latest/introduction-to-smart-contracts.html
>>52590974
>awful
please explain why
>>52581419
The Gmen are going to lose their shit when they realize what a DAC is and that their entire legal system is about to get cucked.
It's plateauing, now's the time to SELL SELL SELL (or margin sell if you don't have any yet).
>>52593599
This. The world is going full p2p goodbye middlemen it was nice knowing you.
Guys I have 20€ to invest in anything, I have no house, nothing, i spent 1€ of the 21€ I had previously to be in this internet cafe for an hour.
Where do I invest into to buy myself out of my misery??
