>your operating system
>your beard
>do you wear corrective lenses
Arch
Ubuntu-tier
Yes
Windows
Ubuntu beard, I trim mine
No but they would help a bit if I did
Puppy
Fedora
No
>>52552885
os x, debian, void, thinking about going on freebsd with one machine
ubuntu beard
you mean glasses? yeah.
>>52552885
debian
no
no
Fedora 23
< Ubuntu-tier, it's a goatee
Yes
People tell me I look like Gordon Freeman
Debian
Clean shaven or scruffy
Yes
Slackware
Biologically I can't grow a beard
I should but I don't
Debian
< Ubuntu
Yes
>>52552885
Fedora
Ubuntu (Actually, less than Ubuntu)
I wear glasses.
Fedora 23
No
Yes
>>52553050
>>52553050
>Gordon Freeman
I want /v/ to leave.
GOd damn video games, when I was a kid all I did in computers was learn turbo pascal and not some shitty video game.
Xubuntu
Clean shaven
Yes
>>52552885
Windows 7 mostly
Not even ubuntu tier
Yes
Windows 10 on desktop, Ubuntu 14.04 on server, Android 6.0.1 on phone.
Ubuntu tier beard, not even long enough that I have to trim it. It's winter though so I like having a beard.
Yes I wear glasses.
windows 8.1 / linux mint
no beard
no lenses
OSX
No beard because I'm hormones now for the past 9 months ;)
I wear heterochromia contact lenses (green/blue)
Gentoo
No beard
No lenses
OSX/Windows10/LinuxMint
no
yes
>>52552885
fedora
no beard
Yes
Debian.
No beard. I'm a grill btw ;)
No, but I probably need them.
osx / arch
under ubuntu, like 2 day scruff
no
surely the nsa would want more details than this meaningless info...
>>52553154
me on my 6th month
Deadian at the present
Beard trimmed to level 8 on beard trimmer
Yes, prescription is -7.5 in each eye, eyes healthy overall
Xubuntu. Also trying NixOS, which I might switch to.
No beard.
LASIK.
win 8.1
shaved
i dont know what those are
>>52552885
Mint Cinnamon
clean shaven to soft stubbly goatee
yes, but only for long distance reading
Debian
no
no
>>52552885
>Arch = near master length
xubuntu at home, ubuntu at lab
~fedora (just trimmed to 5 inches)
supposed to, but never do
>>52553205
Pretty cute. 7/10 if you ditch the Mac and colored contacts. Being a trap is hot, but being a tryhard Macfag isn't.
I suggest dying your eyebrows or not dying your hair.
>>52552885
Arch
I'm 21 and Can't grow a beard yet or a moustache and I'm of Northern European descent
No
>>52552885
Gentoo on desktop, arch on surface
Beard more like #1-2, I fucking wish I could have the godly wizard beard of the last
Yes, my eyes are too fucked to get lasik unfortunately
>>52553205
I hate this place for turning me into a faggot
Gentoo
No beard
Yes glasses
>>52553127
That's because when you were a kid, computers had 64K of RAM
>Security officer. Clean shaven
>Arch(soon to be Ubuntu)/Windows 10
>Yes
>>52553401
At least you are a fa/g/got and not just some faggot.
>>52553401
at least you can also be an elitist faggot here
Gentoo
I'm clean shaven because I have a job and self respect
No, I have perfect vision
>>52552885
>arch
>none, i'm not a fucking homo so i shave
>no, i don't have shit genetics so my eyes work
Windows 10
full beard, one finger width long
glasses, -1.00/1.50
pretty much a normie desu
>>52552885
Gentoo master race
Debian beard
No glasses
>>52553401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWs4abqdwZ0
<3
>>52553526
>i'm not a fucking homo so i shave
Mint
Clean-shaven
Only for driving at night
Debian
Shit-tier beard, I shave once a week
Yes, I am fucking blind man
>>52553127
It's not like he's preaching his OS, video games, or anything really.
He just stated that people tell him that he looks like Gordon Freeman.
Chill the fuck out.
As for me
>Fedora
>Under Ubuntu-beard
>Yes
Windows and Ubuntu, none, no
>>52553205
Do you still have a dick?
If so, will you keep your dick?
Fedora
I want this shit lasered off, goddamn
No
Arch
No beard
I wear contacts
Win 8.1
No beard
Yes
>>52553640
I'll be keeping my dick.
Turning it into a vagina is gay as fuck, no way dude.
>>52553720
>lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18W9WYw9HaA
>>52553720
Phew, was worried for a moment that you would lose the dick.
Void
No
No
>>52552885
Debian/Ubuntu/Windows
None, bc work, but used to be Ubuntu
Nope
>>52552885
>Windows/Solaris/Debian
>Ubuntu
>Contacts
>>52552885
>Loonix mint
>Not even close to ubuntu
>Yes, but I wear contacts :^)
>>52553205
Wow! You're transitioning really well, congrats!
Debian.
Physically incapable of growing one.
Yes.
>>52553207
So this is the face of the tripfag that's been shitposting here lately.
Windows 7
Fedora
No but I should
>>52552885
Gentoo
No beard
No
>>52553207
You look like a pedophile.
>>52552885
Windows 10
I shave daily
Yes
>>52553368
>21
>can't grow a beard yet
It will never happen.
>>52552885
temple os
gento tier
god guide my path
>>52553368
I'm a Scandi and my facial hair growth started at 14.
My beard is really red though...
Debian
No beard
Been wearing glasses since pre-k
Arch
Baby tier moustache + chin hairs
Perfect vision
>>52552885
antergos
shaven
yes
>>52552885
gentoo / win7 / android / reactOS
< buntoo goatee 22 & cant grow more
glasses mostly, contacts when biking
>>52553368
don't worry
ive had my goatee for three years
its just starting to spreed..
it takes time.. and sunlight.
>>52553205
8/10 would gladly suck off
Trisquel
No
No
>>52555160
>and sunlight.
>>52555182
Booo
OSX
Clean shaven
No
>>52552885
Windows
clean
no my eyes are fine
>>52552885
arch
clean
sometimes
>>52552885
Void
>damn you're smooth (trimmed, grow ~a month, trim)
no, glasses
>>52553088
>btw im a gril xDD
Fuck off.
Ubuntu
Can't grow a beard but I can grow a mean 70's porn 'stache
Nope
>>52555574
Not everybody who can't grow a beard is a woman. Asian people can't grow beards for example.
Arch Linux
Trimmed
Yes. - 3.5 on each :^)
>>52552885
windows/mac os
no
no
Windows, plan to install a Linux distro and learn my way around it
Clean shaven
Yes
>>52552885
Windows
Windows
No
Debian
Clean shaven
No
>>52552885
windows10/centos
ubuntu-tier
yes
botnet
patchy depression beard
no need to.
arch
clean shaven
yes
Ubuntu
Half ubuntu tier
No
>>52555616
i'm asian and i have a fine beard. fuck off
>>52552885
OS? Arch
Hygiene:
Clean Shaved Chad Thundercock
>Perfect jawline
>Manly voice
>Firm body frame
>Tall, with perfect body/mass ratio
Glasses? NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fBIeKQSiAc
>>52555996
I'm asian and you're a faggot
>>52552885
>>your operating system
CentOS
>>your beard
Shorter than ubuntu
>>do you wear corrective lenses
negative
slackware or go home
Wasn't there a port of gentoo to OpenBSD?
Debian
Debian
Yes
Ubuntu(looking for a new distro, indecisive)
Clean-shaven
yes
Debian
No
No
>>52556074
bro you need more open terminals
>>52552885
LXLE and Linux Lite
My mandible hair is thinner than the Ubuntu beard.
Yes.
gentoo
gentoo
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Corrective Lenses,
is in fact, GNU/Corrective Lenses, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Corrective Lenses.
lots of nu males in this thread
Debian
growing ubuntu
no
>>52552885
>current year
>being a terrorist with a beard
>>52553205
You're a pretty dude
>>52552885
NixOS
No
No
Windows
No beard, wish I had one tho
not anymore, because I had lenses that you could wear for a month and had to take out before sleeping, but I forgot that I have lenses ince so I was wearing them, day and night, for 6 or 7 months
Then one feel out and I freaked out
Since then my eyes are weird, they feel dry as fuck, and whenever I try to put in lences they don't stay on the eye anymore, they simply fall out after 2 sec.
its oronounced jen two by. the way with a soft g just like gif
>>52552885
Windows/*buntu (depending on device)
Can't grow anything more than stubble
No
Windows 7
Debian
Yes
>Windows 8.1, Xubuntu, Ubuntu Minimal, Debian depending on device
>No beard
>Yes, glasses
>xubuntu/win7 os
>ubuntu beard
>no
>>52552885
>limiting yourself to one operating system, 2016, etc
Ubuntu beard
No but they would help balance out my vision (one bad, one 20/20)
>>52558240
You should get a bitchin' ass monocle.
>Arch
>Fedora
>No.
>>52556074
Oh shit, reduce that bright on the screen man.
>>52552885
Ubuntu
Ubuntu
Yes but only for driving or watching tv
>>52552885
>have ubuntu beard
>use arch
op btfo
>>52553207
>pic proves not every anon is a beta
>immediately attacked by betas
I am not surprised.
-Windows 10/debian sid/gentoo
-stubble only
-no, my eyesight is ~20% better than what is considered 100% sight
>>52559153
stop samefagging you insecure turd
as if posting your pic on an online imageboard for justification is anything but 'beta'
Arch
None >Implying I can grow one
No
Windows
Fedora
No
Winblows
I shave
I don't need glasses or corrective lenses
unironically gentoo
24 and not even a soul patch to show ;_;
no
>>52559150
image is fake, you can clearly see the two arches of the B being the same, the lower one slightly bigger than the top one </autism>
>>52552885
Microsoft Windows 8.1
Ubuntu-tier
Yes
>>52553896
>look like
>>52552885
> Windows 10
> I have a goatee
> Yes.
>>52552885
Debian
5 o'clock shadow
Yes, for nearsightedness
win7 (used gentoo for server shit for a little while)
cleanly shaven
no glasses
>>52552885
Windows
No beard
No
Because I'm not a faggot.
>>52552885
Arch
Windows-tier
No
Debian, clean shaven, glasses.
>>52552885
Antergos
Ubuntu
No
Xubuntu
Goatee
No
>>52552885
Ubuntu
clean shaven
Yes
>>52552991
>you mean glasses?
No
>>52552885
OSX 10.4 + MorphOS 3.9
Fedora-tier
Yes
>>52553205
> winfag posting bullshit posing as fag OSX user
Windows 10 and am gonna start using Fedora Cinnamon
No
Yes
>>52552885
- different. ubuntu, debian, gentoo, openbsd, windows (teh games)
- ranging from none o fedora
- no(no glasses at all)
>Windows/Debian
>slightly neck-y
>fuck no bitch 20/20 lmao
Funtoo
I shave e'ryday
"No"
Arch
Windows10-tier
I have to but I rarely wear them.
>>52552885
Winblows
fedora bear
I have -1 diops in both eyes but I can't be arsed to wear glasses since I see the screen fine, still, maybe after another dioptre in the negative
Arch
No
-4.75
Linux (Ubuntu and Arch).
None, I shave everyday. I can't stand hair on my face.
No.
>>52553088
>hey guys I'm a girl teehee
>>52553154
Nobody fucking cares about your mental issues
>>52560910
This
>>52552885
>your operating system
Windows 10 / Linux Mint / Ubuntu Gnome
>your beard
Clean shaven, I have a job
>do you wear corrective lenses
-3 dpt, so yes
Mint
None
No
>>52561007
>Clean shaven, I have a job
LOL
Maybe we should include a fourth question
Debian
Clean Shaven
>Needing an eye fedora
>>52552885
windows
no
no
:^)
>>52552885
>>your operating system
gentoo and arch
>>your beard
meme beard: gentoo
irl beard: clean shaven
>>do you wear corrective lenses
yes
7 and mint
0 hair anywhere but top of my head
no
Arch with cinnamon, dual boot windows 10
Goatee + Chops
-12.5L/-12R
FUCK YOU
POINT CUNTOX
PUPPY ROLLED IN SHIT
SUCK MY COCK
BE HAPPY
HURR?
>>52555182
Hey, me too
>Debian
>Less than Debian
>No
>diverse culture
Kubuntu LTS + backports
Ubuntu-tier
Yes, and I have a fucked up optic nerve.
Debian
No
Yes
>Manjaro
>Shaved and clean
>No lenses (although I fucking should get some)
Gentoo
Fedora-tier
Yes I wear lenses
Ubuntu
sub-Ubuntu tier
no, but I wear glasses at my PC
Arch
Sub Ubuntu
Contacts (glasses smashed can't afford new ones)
>>52552885
debian on the laptop, windoze on the desktop
don't grow facial hair because I'm a faggot
yes
Debian
Ubuntu-tier
Yes
I would also like to add that I have a license plate frame that says "Geek by nature, Linux by choice."
>>52561368
I would also like to confirm that is the size of my dick when flaccid and I'm so hot it burns one's hand like in the .jiff
>Debian
>Debian
>Yes
Lubuntu
Debian tier
Yes
Debian
Clean
Contact lenses
>>52552885
Android
Fedora
No
>>52560910
People are deluded and think their mental problems make them cute and unique
>>52552885
Debian
Ubuntu
Yes
>>52561406
>lel
what?
>>52552885
Debian/Windows
Ubuntu
Yes
>>52553205
You should really try getting a pixie cut anon. I think it'd help accentuate your cheeks :3
>>52553207
Did you lose weight?
Windows XP
nonexistant
No, but I feel like I'm fucking up my eyes. They're too dry - I blink often and drink a lot of water, but they sometimes get really itchy and stuff.
>your operating system
Arch
>your beard
I don't have one
>do you wear corrective lenses
My sight is pretty bad, I can't see shit without glasses.
Arch
Debian (still working on Arch) Is mandatory cause Sysadmin
Yes
>>52552885
>Slackware
>Big ol' goatee
>nein
>>52561368
This would be the worst curse.
Ubuntu
Fedora-tier
Yes
>>52552885
>Windows 7, 10 (laptop), Arch (thinkpad)
>Full face, trimmed
>Yes
Debian
No
Yes
>>52561913
lel
>>52552885
>75% proprietary unix
>first period
>yes
linux sucks
>>52552885
Debian
Clean shaven
No
>your operating system
Windows
>your beard
Ingrown hairs
>do you wear corrective lenses
yes
Gentoo
Ubuntu
Yes
Windows
No beard
No, I wear glasses
>>52563369
>Ingrowns
I feel your pain, my man.
Use this, it helped a lot.
Also, exfoliate with SpectroJel or similar facewash gently twice a day, then apply moisturiser after.
>>52552885
arch
no beard
no
windows 7
full ubuntu
frameless glasses
>>52552885
>tfw 26 and can't grow any more than an unimpressive goatee and stache. Simply no hair growing on my cheeks.
Then again I run windows 7 and have perfect eyesight.
>>52561707
Yeah like 20 pounds during hel^h^h^h Christmas season
>>52552885
>NetBSD
>Ubuntu
>No
>>52552885
osx 10.11.4 beta
no beard
i should but i don't
>>52552885
>Ubuntu (server1), Debian (server2), and windows (desktop)
>fedora-tier
>no
Windows/Linux
Barely call it a beard
Yes, -3.5/-4.0
>>52552885
Windows, mint
Ubuntu
No
Windows
No
Yes
Windows, Debian, and Android.
Ubuntu-Fedora tier
No. I have perfect vision.
Windows 10
Clean shaven
Yep.
GNU/Linux
Right now it's shaved, but I'm very lazy. I let it grow to ~ 1/3 Ubuntu, then shave when it bothers me too much.
No
debian
no facial hair
-12 in both eyes it's great
>>52552885
Windows, Elementary OS
Ubuntu Beard
Yes
>>52552885
>your operating system
Win7, although TempleOS is a close second for all my needs.
>your beard
Sometimes shaven, sometimes a nasty, sparse "beard" on my fat neck, but always <Ubuntu tier.
>do you wear corrective lenses
Yes, and the lenses are lopsided since my right eye is much worse than my left.
Chrome OS
No
No
OS X and OpenBSD
Ubuntu
No
>>52552885
Windows 10
Clean shaven
Glasses
>>52552885
>Arch
>Non existant
>no
win7 laptop / arch desktop
clean shaven
no, but i do wear prisms for strabismus
Windows 10
Ubuntu beard but much smaller since my beard doesn't grow that big/long
No, I don't have or wear glasses
Windows 7
clean cut
perfect 20/20 vision
Feels good not being a blind autistic caveman.
>>52565125
>btw I'm a grill
>>52565275
I am nearly 100% sure they are a guy.
Windows (OSX at work)
Short Trimmed full beard
Yes, couldn't function without them, can't even read my monitor without them
>>52565125
right in the feels
Antergos
No
No
>>52565286
I'm a guy - the anon I replied to is doing the "Give me attention because I have ovaries" thing.
Arch
no
no
>>52561461
WINRAR
Debian
Fedora tier
No
>>52552885
Ubuntu gnome
can't grow one
no
Debian
Have to keep my neckbeard cleanshaven because otherwise I will be even more disgusting
No, my eyesight is fine.
Debian
Nope
Glasses are for nerds
>>52565636
4chan is getting gayer and gayer
I see no problem with this, keeps us lot out of the gene pool
>>52552885
Win7 X64
Ubuntu-tier
I have far-away's. only need them to drive.
>perfectly shaven
>go to the gym
>use arch
is this supposed to be a difficult combination?
Windows 10
Clean shaven though I let it grow to a 7 day stubble and most shave once a week.
Yeah, -1.00 in left eye and -0.50 in right
DOS 5.0
Debian
All over my body because I'm literally sasquatch. I found this computer in a dumpster. No, you can't have an out of focus selfie.
>Windows 10
>Shaved
>No
Fedora
None???
No
>>52565966
Squatchs have gotten a hell of a lot smarter.
I think it's time we begun defending ourselves, lads.
Debian
Debian beard
No
>>52552885
Gentoo
No beard
No, might benefit from some
Windows,
Ubuntu beard
Yeah I'm pretty much blind
Arch Linux/OS X
No Beard
No Glasses
>>52552885
Debian
no beard
no seeing aid
>>52552885
>Lubuntu
>No beard
>No
NSA/Windows v7
No, shaven
No
>>52566940
vision* aid my nigger
W10
Clean shaven
Yes
>>52553205
very cute and pure
Arch
It's gone by the end of the day
No
>>52552885
>debian
>clean shaven (because treating skin condition - otherwise probably gentooish)
>yes
Win7/Ubuntu
No Beard, I'm a redskin
Yes
>>52552885
Windows on Desktop, Arch on laptop
Clean shaved
Contacts
>>52553205
Wanna fuck?
>>52555197
actually for a tan...
pale w/ beard looks bad
