ITT: We create the most infuriating browser
>scrolling disabled, use back/forward buttons instead but it'll only scroll down/up one pixel each time
>>52544869
Been done already it's called webkit.
just take the stability, addon support and usability of ie6 and couple it with chrome's botnet features
What a stupid fucking thread
https://brave.com
include clippy
Slow ui like firefox, full of botnet like chrome and generally ancient and deprecated as internet explorer
No download manager
It only lets you goto 4chin
>>52544869
a browser that tries to advertise to you, tries to get you to log in to the botnet and wants you to sync your booksmarks with it. the horror.
BONZIBrowser. BonziBuddy is visible at all times, makes comments about sites you visit (and uses text to speech), automatically sets your homepage to bonzi.com, etc.
>>52544869
No extensions/adblock support, also it adds a huge container with porn ads to every website.
You can only click links after you watch a 15 second video ad.
Mouse 3 closes the tab.
>>52544898
Aww you're just being too generous
It has drop down menus that are ridiculously sensitive to the mouse cursor. You try navigating them but they keep closing.
>>52546106
add 90% of opacity to the drop down menus + tiny shitty fonts
I'd actually buy a browser of the quality of old Opera tho
It should play a start up jingle every time you open a new browser window.
It has to build a font cache for over few pages you l
oad
We need to create our own distro called 'NiggerOS'. It will have a custom package manager called "gibsmedat".
gibs install Firefox
Welfare office found
Collectin' dem checks...
Done! 24 checks collected
>>52546261
I'm sold
ctrl+tab closes the current tab
enter toggles fullscreen mode
pressing F5 refreshes every tab at once
history is listed in alphabetical order, with no way to search or sort by date
when a flash video is detected as playing, keyboard and mouse control is disabled until said video finishes playing
>>52546013
Holy shit that's great. It should have a really dumb looking popup character whenever it talks to you, like clippy, only it goes full screen every time and you can't close the window until he's done talking
