> internet of things
>>52528802
>he actually bought a Philips Hue lightbulb
>home automation
who r u guys quoting, and why dont you want to be able to see if there's mochi in your refrigerator from your smart phone so you can get more before you get home?
>he spent two hundred dollars to control his dimmer switch from the cli
>decentralized currency
>kickstarter
>>52528846
>Home autism
![Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [1080p].mkv - 55.png](https://i.imgur.com/INshLeX.jpg "Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [1080p].mkv - 55.png")
>ubuntu phones & tablets
Im pretty sure the security on these things are pretty shitty.
>It's now possible for someone to hack your home.
>The cloud
>>52529086
>guise my toaster keeps burning my toast i think someones hacking me i tried installing antivirus for my toaster but nothing happened what do
>carat nose
>>52529085
>moeshit
>>52529128
>2016
>still not using carat nose
> :^)
>cloud
>greentexting without drake
"We have all the worlds knowledge in our pockets and we use it to post cat pictures and argue with strangers"
>smart meter connected to THE GRID
>door can be opened without key FROM THE CLOUD
> not using a flash drive
> $50 a month to have your porn on the go
>>52528802
>thermostat software update goes wrong
>freeze to death
>buy TV, fridge, coffee maker etc.
>they all spy on you
Fuck this era to be honest family.
Everyone says things like "they don't make them like they used to!", but we could manufacture products that are both cheaper and more reliable than we could decades ago.
We can replace lots of discrete components with a single chip, and have simpler designs, we have better technology and materials, products like household appliances can be made to last decades easily.
But no, let's use all that technology so your fucking TV reports your viewing habits to some Korean corporation so they can sell the data to advertisers.
>car radio had bluetooth on all the time
>car radio is directly connected to the main computer of the car
>barbie doll listens all the time and sends everything to the cloud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMvmVCwoNM
>>52529214
>barbie doll probably has a builtin gps function to keep track of everyone
>Moore's law
>Transcendant fags
>>52529248
They have your IP, that's usually enough to know in what town you are living
>>52529285
Just the town you're living in won't be enough. They want to know where you take shits.
test
>>52529323
>b&
>>52528848
Guys I dont think you get this
IMAGINE
being able to control the spin of your toilet paper roll FROM YOUR SMART PHONE
you could even automate this with your smart chair and smart door like
if, [i get out of my chair] AND [i touch bathroom door handle] PREDISPENSE X SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER
omg the implications
>>52529415
thats very funny haha
now stop posting haha
>>52529415
>>52528846
wow look at these epic memesters! Doing a good job of keeping the discourse here on a respectable level guys.
>he doesn't have a house full with video surveillance
I never even heard of internet of things until the latest The Tek, what exactly does it even mean?
>>52529490
nice MAC address
prepared to be DDOSed
>>52529491
Normal household items with extra shit that connects to the internet for no apparent reason
Usually only good for the data mining company
>>52529513
thx family :^)
>>52529440
oh sorry im actually discussing implications of technology in the complain about new technology thread jeeeeeeeeesh
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>>52529490
>>52529513
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>>52529582
Well, at least I'm not a tumblr user.
>>52529600
Ooooooh, snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.
>yfw "lifehack" will go from a word to mean helpful everyday tip to a soul-crushing experience
>>52529658
We'll have fourteen year olds on YouTube demonstrating how to turn off people's lightbulbs remotely from Kali.
>>52529658
>yfw "lifehack will go from a word to mean helpful everyday tip to installing a personality into your fridge
laugh all you want faggots.
My home running on IoT is fucking great.
got philips Hue everywhere which makes for great fucking ambiance, especially for hosting at any time.
WEMO switches to connect appliances and s hit.
NEST for my thermostat.
few Amazon Echo around the house to voice control everything.
it's fucking great. paired up with IFTT to automate everything.
I love living in the future. you faggots can remain in the dark ages for all i care.
I am actually living the cyberpunk world that you all wish you could live.
>>52529696
I want my fridge to be very caring, but not clingy.
Does anyone have an ISO for what I'm talking about?
>>52529460
Fuck you faggot
>>52529716
>I want my fridge to be very caring, but not clingy.
"Hey ehm, I didn't want to annoy you earlier because I respect your alone time.. but ehm... those eggs were way past experiation date"
>>52529766
I could get behind this.
>makiposting
>>52529696
>>52529716
>>52529766
My new fridge is mai waifu
She cares so much about me and knows what food to order online
>>52529791
We sometimes have a relaxing dinner by candlelight.
>>52529085
>anime
>>52529702
>philips Hue
Enjoy having to buy Genuine Philips Friends of Hue (R) light bulbs
>NEST for my thermostat.
Enjoy freezing because the power supply of the thermostat broke
>Amazon Echo
Literally always-on surveillance
>>52529716
Imagine an overly social fridge:
>take out foods
"whatcha cooking boss?"
"ooh carrots"
>open door
"these are not the droids your looking for"
>>52529349
kek
>everything is moving into the cloud
>>52529702
meme technology overload
>>52529702
do u have a blog post i can read on how to accomplish all that uve accomplished?
>>52529265
>meme arrowing a real life phenomenon that has been consistent for over 50 years
>>52528802
>>52530982
I can control people with credit cards?
>>52531074
yes, all u hav 2 do is start a credit card company and get them in debt :^)
>>52531074
10/10 anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ktQal_eLuQ
>>52530897
>...and that will fucking end one day because we live in a finite, physically restrained universe that doesn't care about your useless transcendent feelings about MUH singularity
