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Java appreciation thread
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I like Java, but I would never admit it IRL.
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What's the reasoning behind Java not being a compiled language? Could've been the successor of C++. Now it's just another fart in the wind.
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>>52526330
A fart in the wind that happens to be the most popular language in the world
http://spectrum.ieee.org/computing/software/the-2015-top-ten-programming-languages
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>>52526399
Nice argument buddy.
>a lot of people do/use/want something
>therefore it's good
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>>52526429
>moving the goalposts
You said it was a fart in the wind, it clearly isn't.
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B-but, I don't really appreciate Java OP-kun...
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Java is a prime example of a product that should never have been made. It adds absolutely nothing to the modern programming environment, business and industry as a whole.
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>>52526474
t. neet
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Sorry can't too busy developing in C#
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>>52526474
What is the JVM?
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>>52526520
JVM = Java Virtual Machine.
JVM runs in the so
Source in java runs in JVM
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>>52526500
Java as a platform is an unfocused mess. It can do a little bit of everything, and nothing properly. You're always working against it instead of with it.

>>52526520
What about it? Portability? More platforms support a C compiler than the Java virtual machine.
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>>52526520
It's this thing written in C++ by the Sun company (since taken over by Oracle). It's a 'virtual machine' that abstracts away most of the hardware details for the calling software, ie Java software. It's how portability to different hardware is achieved for Java.
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>Java appreciation thread
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mono > java
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Ebin thread m8
Java is besd :-DDDDDDDDD
saged
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>>52526474
U wot? Java fills the same domain as C#. Strongly typed, decent standard library, automatic memory management. Large business systems really benefit from that.
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>>52526179
I like Java and have been programming in it the most things I've done so far.

>>52526399
R is considered a programming language? Interesting.
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Java 10 is going to... er...

Nah, even then Kotlin will still be better. Fuck Java.
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good luck finding a job in your Haskell
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>>52526330
Java is compiled, just into Java Bytecode
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>>52527003
What about in my C++?
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>>52526683
>saged
Counter-saged

>>52526946
>Kotlin
Nice meme
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>using java after .net went cross-platform
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>>52527003
What about in my C#?
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>>52526330
>What's the reasoning behind Java not being a compiled language
Stopped reading there.
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>>52527409
What about the ASP.net, WinForms or whatever, etc. stuff?

You know shit to make actually useful application with?
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>>52526572
>What about it? Portability? More platforms support a C compiler than the Java virtual machine.
You really don't know how portability works, do you? It's not an issue of whether the machine has a compiler or not, but rather how well the code works across different architectures.
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I like Java...


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>>52527451
ASP.NET 5 open-source and cross-platform.
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>>52526179
ITT: curryniggers
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>>52527565
I'm a pretty pale German, I like curry though.. hmm and Java. Oh my.
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>>52527731
>German
You're being cucked by sandniggers in your own country. It's even worse than being a currynigger.
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>>52528864
Yeah go back to /pol/ you mental patient.
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Nobody cares about java. Just keep mantaining the jvm.
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We the shitskins of Durtpooristan appreciate Java. We will use it to program our traffic lights in our designated shitting streets
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