What question would you ask a robot/human in the Turing test?
>>52513157
This affirmation is false.
>>52513190this.affirmation = false;
What now senpai? :3
>>52513262
Can the robot arm give me a handjob?
Have you ever had gf?
>>52513274
I can give you a more than a handjob~ :3
>robot arm talks dirty to you while she gives you a handjob
>>52513157
Why is a sunset beautiful?
>>52513504
I'm human (i think) and even I don't know how to answer that question.
>>52513157
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
>>52513157
Are you a robot?
>>52513527
>No
Are you lying?
>>52513527
wtf kind of question is that?
>>52513157
How do I find the clitoris?
>>52513550
I read online that it's at the crest of the labia
What does that mean
>>52513583
Is it on the leg?
>>52513157
No questions, just ERP to see if it's good enough. I'm a plummer and the robot is a milf elf that just sent his son to a magic academy.
>>52513157
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>52513157
How does it feel to chew 5 gum?
>>52513504
A SUM of 3 things i theorize that are interconnected and build upon each other:
1. Because we are used to always hiding from the Sun when it's in full view because we go blind from looking into it, but we have an awe over it, so the time when we can actually see it in full splendor (sunset and sunrise) satisfies our curiosity.
2. Because the sunset and sunrise that we are able to observe and enjoy is very short lived, a very short period in a day. It's like when you eat ONE candybar desert that you love every day, and only one. No matter how many days you keep eating, it never gets old or tiresome because of the quantity and time period between each candy just building upon one-another.
3. Because the colors are, much like the color green (representative of nature), soothing to the human eye. The orange/dark orange tinge with clouds gives that warm feeling, relaxes the eyes, and the texture in the sky occupies your senses and doesn't bore you once you see it. It helps that most of the day is blue or gray, and it's the rare time the sky is in "unnatural color". Maybe there's some embryonic influence to why we like the color of the sky in sunset/sunrise that overshadows the instinctual fear of fire (red/orange being representative).
>>52513157
>What question would you ask a robot/human in the Turing test?
That one
>>52513756
Holy shit, my sides.
>>52513756
kek
>>52513726
>Because we are used to always hiding from the Sun when it's in full view
the fuck kind of moleperson are you?
>>52513756
ayyy
>>52513726
D E E P
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>>52513157
How can I assist you in rounding up humans for the new zoo?
>>52513832
As deep as my anal opening.
Install gentoo?
>>52513157
can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
>>52513726
>Because we are used to always hiding from the Sun when it's in full view because we go blind from looking into it
>>52513625
>Milf
>His
>>52514182
You don't cover in self-shame from the magnificence of the glorious papa Sun that gives us life and visibility to the world around us, as an act of subversiveness due to being an inferior bacteria-like entity you faggot?
YOU SHALL BE PURGED HERETIC
>>52513435
>she
Sexist cis-scum.
Robots are xe's.
>"Are you s-saying that you...like me, anon?"
>>52513157
>Are you high
Bot responds:
>Being high is my total existence
>>52514360
YOU DON'T KNOW HIS GENDER
>>52513157
¿Do you have cuckold fetish?
>>52513510
That's the point. Only robots can answer this question.
Also, liberal arts majors.
You probably wanna get rid of both, though, so it's fine.
>>52513157
can you describe feeling love, hate, and travel sickness
>>52513726
you're a robot.
troll the fuck out of it
are you a robot? y/n
I would ask: "What question would you ask a robot/human in the Turing test?"
asl?
>>52513704
>>52513504
Because of the burst of Vitamin D
>>52517717
No because I don't have feelings.
>>52513157
Explain an important inside joke you've had with someone in your life
>>52513704
Underrated
>>52513504
I don't find a sunset beautiful though.
>>52513871
>that artstyle
dph pls go
what's your favorite /g/ meme?
>>52520829
Install gentoo. Ha-Ha-Ha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrlbSXLEPdk
>>52520848
That's not a /g/ meme.
THIS is a /g/ meme.
>>52513157
Why is it called a Turing test? what's AI got to do with Turing machines or Alan Turing?
>>52520920
Turing came up with the idea
>>52521075
What idea?
>>52520920
>>52521097
>can't into basic reading comprehension or google search
You really don't need to know the answer anyways.
ey bby u wan sum fucc?
>>52514439
I know that robot personally and she identifies with "she" you gender jacking prejudice pushing ignorance inducing sexism superimposing bigotry brigading person, you.
>>52513504
beacon hair
Who is your waifu?
>>52513157
>BANE?
>>52513157
I usually just insult them and see how they respond.
http://www.kurzweilai.net/Ramona4.2/ramona.html
>>52513504
Why is a bag of shoes beautiful? Cause it is all in the eye of thr beholder.
The barber is the "one who shaves all those, and those only, who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
>>52513504
A) is relaxing for the eye, the far focus distance makes your eyes' muscles relaxed
B) is relaxing for the mind, the warm colours are connected with heat and rest, also the red and derivates are the colours of living things
C) the contrast with blue, the western society's art always uses contrast between any kind of things to show them better, we are unaware of it but we search for contrast when we watch something, is easier to read
>>52523719
"lol libtard"
then it proceeded to kill everyone
>>52517218
but can liberal arts majors run Crysis?
>>52523715
"I don't fucking know"
I'd ask it if anyone honestly believes that TRUMP CAN BE STUMPED
>>52523672
ayyye if it's a bag of some dope Jordans it might be better than a sunset senpai.
>>52513756
uh, what?
>>52513157
nice try robot, answer your own questions.
>>52513157
>>52513659
/thread
>>52513659
>>52513595
back of the knee maybe?
>>52513157
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
>>52513157
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
>>52524832
Not really, but they can make one
>>52513157
How does it feel to be you?
>>52520890
That pic made me lol out loud
>>52527134
You are a human
>>52513422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
>>52513274
/diy/'s been working on that for a while now.
https://foolz.fireden.net/diy/last/50/816746/
Most bots are so terrible that they shut down when you say "what did I say 3 messages ago or something similar.
Or try to have a decent conversation, that has broken all bots I know of too.
how does a pussy feel
>>52513504
>aspergers test
Read only every other letter of the text bellow and then reply to that.
haoewr atrfe ywosu teofdwasye?
The YouTube channel I Hate Everything got deleted, somebody do something!
>>52527274
>Or try to have a decent conversation, that has broken all bots I know of too.
And most human beings for that matter.
>>52513422
how cute
"What question would you ask a robot/human in the Turing test?"
>>52513726
Mole people need not apply.
explain dem feels when she wont suck it after anal..
>>52513504
>>52528023
cleverbot is an ass...
she will make a good wifu one day
>>52527413
it is back up faggot
>>52528023
fucking cleverbot
>>52513504
Pick the street signs.
>>52527134
Correct answer: spent too long on /b
>>52528023
>>52520696
I gave your mom a burst of vitamin D
>>52513157
which pornstar are you jerking off to?
And why you lied?
>>52527276
Bags of sand. Easy.
>>52528567
Your English it's too bad for a human or robot to understand.
There could be robots posting. right. now.
Even worse, shitposting robots.
>>52528869
You mean /r9k/
Tell him about the Jews, the divine machine careless about the ostracism will come to reason that a final solution is needed while the obvious inferior human will keep babbling his media propaganda.
>>52527239
>no images because moe is ded
FUCK
>>52528023
Holyshit, CB can keep context now?
>>52528869
considering getting a refurbished or used x240 for a while since we love dat shit, Holy shit kid, do you rember it so much time into learning and I'm not joining a botnet No one's going to be, and stranger again it has additional features there's more ambient lighting, guess they at least
Yeah that's my gramps on the little triangle circle square buttons on the note though Galaxy Note 4. Anons this is sad
Lol qbittorrent works perfect for laptop Upgrade to 10 minutes, but even I don't wanna break it or use it, Unlikely though. The other 70% comes out of curiosity does anyone have a lot less after a couple milliseconds of lag is hardly going to transplant an SSD into it (Samsung Pro 840), should provide a good wireless mouse that's large
libtorrent-based and are coded by competent people
>>52513157
Is the caek a lie XD
>>52513157
Is fapping to traps gay?
>>52529752
top fucking zozzle bro
>>52527156
Top kek
>>52527134
What's a tortoise?
>>52528869
Ice cream? I love icecream!
>>52530030
You know what a turtle is? Same thing.
>>52530030
>>52513157
Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?
What does ice cream smell like?
>>52513504
~Le knowledge argument
>>52531747
they can breathe underwater. it's fine.
>>52528869
I believe it.
>>52527156
I dig up the entire city of Paris and drop all of it in London. Now what country is the Eiffel Tower in?
Any semantic-web backed bot will still just say France, because they can't sufficiently adapt their knowledge on the fly.
>>52528869
But that would mean they have to lie on the captcha.
Can robots lie?
>>52531814
>>52528797
Irony.
>>52513726
mole.
MOLE.
MOLE!
MOLLE MOLLE MOLLE!
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