/g/ school?
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What if /g/ was a school?
How do you think this would work out?
>>52506712
Was?
>>52506720
were*
sorry. type-o
welcome class!
First lesson of the day: Installing Gentoo.
Get out your thinkpads and install ubuntu with the provided CD so that we can read the gentoo wiki.
>>52506754
Look at the two girls on the left
You just KNOW they want to fuck
>>52506730
That's not what I meant but... whatever...
>>52506780
I'd bang the one in the middle, just look at that cute face..
There would be a lot of yelling and crying.
>>52506754
Didn't Louis Theroux make a documentary about /g/ school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQnN8L3pXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0
>>52506802
I'd love to tease him
haha, he'd probably get violent when I touch his cock
>>52506712
If Logos is anything to go off of, the building will burn down before lunch.
>>52506754
>be me
>hs
>not autistic
>just got adhd and EBD
>in sped based hs
>guy runs down the hall completely naked
>see he's about the size of shack
>see the main PE sensei chasing him
>with a diaper
>with his clothes
>find out the dude is around mentally 4
>be in class
>"I HATE MYSELF!!!" Autistic aspie begins to bite arm
>doesn't stop
>teachers run over to make him stop
>puts a straight jacket on him
>puts him in the blue padded room down stairs
>be in class
>another kid gets mad at a teacher"I DONT WANNA!"
>Picks up desk and throws it at her
>she runs out the door
WHY DO WE NOT PUT THESE PEOPLE DOWN?
>>52506804
>lots of crying, lots of scat, lots of anal sex.
>>52506737
>2016
>having an optical drive
>>52506901
>puts him in the blue padded room down stairs
kek
There used to be /b/ threads with greentext stories like this, back when the board wasn't shit.
They were pretty funny.
It's in progress
>>52506920
i make them sometimes still.
>>52506920
tard neal stories, good times. now all the kids do is repeat what everyone else says in caps hoping they'll be liked and seem cool. this generation needs to be exterminated
>>52506958
>>52506965
>>52507000
fuck it /g/ i can't waste my time on this
>>52506921
>>52506965
>>52507000
an true aurtist
pls continue
>>52506737
kek'd hard
>>52507033
>>52507130
You captured RMS perfectly in that shitty paint picture.
Well done.
>>52507130
>dragon dildos
LOL
that would be a smelly room.
>>52507130
damn, didn't know making people butthurt could result in them making drawings about you, kek
It would be pretty good, the smart people that know what they were doing would also work alongside and motivate people who maybe aren't as good.
Alot of projects would be able to get done, and generally you wouldn't have to worry about those certain types of geeks you get in normal comp sci schools (the ones who browse reddit through class) that ruin about every project with their shit taste and try to make reddit tier memes.
Someone who was maybe good at python could help out someone who wasn't but was quite good at networking and they could exchange knowledge.
Then the normie brigade would come with their reddit memes and shit up the whole school and be a generally autist.
It would basically just be a normal comp sci course.
>>52507130
>>52507227
So are you saying that the inhabitants of /g/ are normal people?
Yeah, okay :^)
>>52506712
>Roll call
>Everybody being called by their retard trip names
>Is Mr Bongo Bongo Coconut here?
>A cry of "What a faggot!" is heard
>Go to the hypervisor Falcon
>"But I don't wanna"
>Sudo go to the hypervisor Falcon
>OK
1st period
>Coding general
>Teacher trying to teach basics of C++
>Half the class translating it to Python
>Fat kid translating it to Java
>Aspie kid trying to do it in bash
>Resident poo in loo shitting on his desk
>Teacher gives up, copy pastes Console.Beep 10,000 times and runs it
>Nobody can hear them over the buckling spring keyboards set up at the lab computers
2nd period
>Basics of input devices
>Teacher shows animated diagrams of how keyswitches work
>Multiple students: "When are we going TiVo get to the Topre endgame?"
>Druggo burnouts sitting up the back selling each other stolen Artisan caps
>Poor kid asks teacher why there was no diagrams of Kailh switches as that's all he could afford
Lunch
>Daily serving of Mountain Dew, Doritos and pizza
>Gaymen clique set up wireless AP and are playing CS 1.6 on their ThinkPads
>Literal gay men clique eating shit commenting that it tastes the same as yesterday's lunch to their normie friends on Facebook with their iPads
Cont...
>>52507244
>>52506712
>>52507257
3rd period
>Operating systems general
>Teacher tells class that they're going to practice installing Arch today
>Everybody gets out their ThinkPads
>Gayfag asks if it'll work on his Macbook
>Smartass at front of class already at it, using Architect
>Class four hours long, and homework is to try and get X working
I can't be bothered writing more as I'm on my phone but I hope somebody has enjoyed it so far
I'll keep going tomorrow if the thread is still here
>>52506965
>aesthetics
for some reason this made me laugh really hard
>>52507281
bad sports team
>>52507364
>sports
>not e-sports
>>52507357
>>52506901
>have assburgers
>in special school with all the other forms of personality disorders including ODD making it the trashcan of the education system
>ODD assholes bully
>report to teachers
>"yeah but that's one of their disorders"
not gonna lie, I fantasized about shooting that fucking school up.
Seriously people with ODD should be sent to fucking bootcamp.
>>52506802
> /b/
Running out of ideas... Any tips?
>>52507392
added something to your edit - a veet wax strip
>>52507396
No, it's called their parents are pussies and afraid to smack their child.
"SHUDDUP AND SIT DOWN AND DO YOUR GOD DAMN WORK!"
"How do you get your kid with ODD/ADHD to work? Use JustSmackThem! It works! Just smack them a few times and BAM! They listen!"
"Brought to you by the creators of JustSwallow!
>>52507433
Can't seem ricing, botnet and pirates(private trackers)
>>52507433
Win 10 botnet
Chrome botnet
Where are they
>>52507446
>>52507460
I'm starting to run out of place...
next will be ricing
Teacher be like
>today we're going to start a project!
>before we vote on what to make, who wants to make the logo?
>>52507547
You always can expand the building ;)
>>52507547
>first day of CS classes
>prof is using something called "emacs"
>stand up
>call him a macfag
>walk out
>>52507638
I'm tired, guys...
>>52507657
>1st day CCNA training
>instructor says Cisco equipments use iOS
>call him a macfag
>walkout the room
>>52506831
>>52506802
>>52506780
Fucking weirdos. I hope you faggots die, literally the scum of this Earth.
>>52507396
Wanna be friends? Not even kidding rn.
>>52507704
>>52507761
do you not know what the means?
>>52507676
This one is /fucko/ is you don't understand it
>>52507815
where is the >falling for the Arch meme class?
>>52507782
Nope
>>52506737
>not instructing them to use the install iso with links as the browser
>>52507872
>never watching scrubs
>will answer back"I don't watch shitty shows"
>will answer anon with"Watch good shows son"
The pic is "Where do you think we are?"
>>52507897
OH SHIT NIGGER.
Got it
>>52507897
>watching scrubs
>>52507815
>>52507838
This is the final one.
I've wasted my afternoon enough already.
>>52507943
>leg shaving class
kek'd
>>52507912
>>52507939
i am disapoint
>>52507943
God's work anon
>It would crash and burn
>How the fuck would you get a school in a basement
>Who the fuck would come to that shthole
>>52506920
/b/ was never good faggot newfag kill self
>>52508018
A real life oldfag!
What was 4chan like in 2003?
>>52508018
>/b/ was never good
faggot can't onto /b/ culture
>>52507943
I zozzled
>Walks in hall
>"OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?"
>Looks down, literally someone just shit on a mac book for no reason
>"IT DOESN'T RESPECT MUH FREEDOMS!" He says as he zips up his pants
>>52507722
you seem alright, don't come to school tomorrow.
>>52506712
>What if /g/ was a school?
>How do you think this would work out?
