/g/ Humor Thread
>>52496655
>hire some women to make HR happy
>worse GPA and less personal projects than males who have applied
>give them interview because of AA
>to let them warm up, I give them something easy to program (fizzbuzz)
>"Is it okay if I use Visual Studios, I brought it on my puppy-dog usb drive"
>wew lad, IDE for fizzbuzz
>why not
>spends next few minutes just clicking
>tell her time is up
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time
>she was trying to open VS by clicking vs_install.exe
>still have to hire her
>must pay her 58% higher than any male
>>52496834
Did he ever get a actual answer, I want to know if it is worth buying an optical drive just for this?
>>52496889
$Diskmaster = New-Object -ComObject IMAPI2.MsftDiscMaster2
$DiskRecorder = New-Object -ComObject IMAPI2.MsftDiscRecorder2
$DiskRecorder.InitializeDiscRecorder($DiskMaster)
$DiskRecorder.EjectMedia()
$DiskRecorder.CloseTray()
>>52496925
What language is this? C? Micro? Idfk my language
>>52496828
We're still waiting for you to "Destroy" Windows, lol
>>52496828
>Linux
>Not backdoored
>>52496925
>>52496964
Powershell
>>52497009
>Author mail
>Backdoor
>>52497059
>Microsoft Engineers putting there filthy hands in the kernel.
>Kernel not tainted.
>>52497062
Too bad this meme didn't survive.
>>52497173
( C :)
>>52496795
this is not a rage thread
>>52496909
>you need an i7 to write HTML
Fuck me that's just cruel
>>52497225
Imagine the pioneers who wrote HTML on on their 486s?
>>52497152
>Arch
>Compile
Nigger what
>>52497297
arch is a piece of shit and needs all its garbage recompiled over and over
>>52497323
>recompiled
what the fuck are you on about?
>>52497326
>Not posting the updated version
>>52496795
okay this is some serious bullshit, do they at least know how bad they are and let their ass get grabbed here and then?
>>52497424
It was satire you catamite.
>>52497173
(C:)
>>52497485
>>52497540
no
>>52496795
Yeah right. Because it's on the internet, it's true.
>>52497173
>>52497199
>>52497491
is it a platypus? I think it's a platypus.
>>52496862
>tfw I want that look
>tfw willing to pay at least $500
>>52496795
>that happened
funny though
>>52497918
That's the joke, you retard. RMS dresses as a fucking poorfag.
>>52497133
Let me guess, you're one of those retards who also believes Tor is backdoored because it's funded by the DoD?
>>52496862
>these eyes
>all this pink
It makes me think about Hotline Miami for some reason.
>>52497152
Nobody posts dragon dildos any more.
>>52497789
This is fucking awesome.
>>52498465
there you go anon
>>52496862
I knew stallman was effay
>>52499555
You were right
>>52496795
FEWER. It's FEWER personal projects, not "less".
You fucking degenerate.
>>52499732
Kek what is this?
>>52497273
>486
>86
Memes
>>52496795
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time
kek cool story tho
>>52499947
Probably just a RAT.
>>52500186
>86
>>52499865
doesn't matter pussy, everyone but you understood him
>>52500186
INITIAL CODING
>>52504171
>>52504030
/g/ as a teen
>>52498417
No. Tor is backdoored because all the exit nodes are controlled by the DoD
>>52496795
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time
well memed
>>52497119
>>52496655
kek
>>52504030
>Chased down the nigger and fucked the living shit out of him
Every time
>>52497119
>>52504751
Holy sweet jesus christ almighty skynet.
>>52504030
This the same kid genius who came up with UNLIMITED COMPRESSION™?
>>52496932
Linus and attempts to clone him?
>>52504993
Nah unlimited compression was someone else.
>>52497062
(C:) lets bring it back
>>52505423
(O:)
>>52497326
>>52497362
A while back that legend graced up with his presence.
>>52498465
There was an unbagging of some today.
>>52504030
This is cancer.
Programming is code when you code?
Programmer after a fucking month of studies?
Owner/manager of IT... When talking a programming class?
This kid is retarded.
>>52504030
>Dreams of doing forensic of HDD and old technology which is not related to doing a programming course.
This kid doesn't know about cyber forensic courses found at good schools.
>>52504993
what was that website again?
>>52505755
KEKD
I bet RMS responds to Nigerians too
>>52499865
Americuck
>>52499865
>2015
>following one guys opifrom the 1700s
>wasn't standard then
>still isn't standard now
>being buttmad
>>52496991
On everything other than desktop computing he already did. Have you seen benchmarks on Microsofts arm port compared to debian arm and android?
>>52505785
He's havin a giggle m8.
