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Bidet seats are technology. Anybody use these?
They say it's like an automatic car wash for your ass.
I just ordered this bad boy and I've never been so excited waiting for a shipment.
>DBST
Daily bidet seat thread?
Daily battle station thread?
This looks comfy, I'd use that as a battle station
I used one of those in Japan.
>>52483038
Why would you need a flushing sound? Is that poo by that button?
>>52483160
Beats me. Google image search.
>>52483160
>Why would you need a flushing sound?
Because japanese grills are so shy they rather use a fake water sound everytime they go to toilet than risking to let someone hear her peeing sound.
It mostly remains unused tho.
>>52482959
Can I achieve a prostate orgasm with these things if I turn up the bidet pressure high enough?
I'm literally one click away from ordering one.
>>52483473
Yes, you can.
>>52483604
Have you done it?
>>52483643
No, but your mother told me she has.
I just wash my ass in the shower everytime I poop.
>>52483682
>being this retarded to be 'clean'.
>>52483643
I thought you were one click away, faggot. You spent at least one click writing this post, which meant you were really at least two clicks away.
Go! Buy one! Create a new fetish for enema-prostate orgasms!
>>52483038
>spraying your balls
Japs=pervs
>>52483742
I can't wait to use the female wand to rinse my balls
>>52483473
Apparently I got it for a ridiculous price. $450 Canadian for a brondell swash 1000
>>52483038
>that piece of feces near the on off button
>>52484302
At least your ass is clean. No, wait, it's Japan. Your ass is just radioactive now.
I purchased one of those $30 bidet add-on from amazon. My toilet seat shifts a little bit now, but the overall upgrade to never having swamp ass and using less TP is totally worth it.
>>52486421
That's a glorious turd. Did it come out of you?
You can achieve the same level of clean with some wet wipes.
Nothing beats the sensation of a water jet pounding your butthole though.
Are you fat? Why would you need this?
>>52486588
Ya, but the cost per wipe is higher than just using a high pressure water jet for a couple seconds.
>>52486603
I bet you don't even realize how much shit you leave inbetween your crack when you only use toilet paper.
Trust me, once you've used a bidet you'll find it gross that anyone wouldn't
wouldn't this only succeed in spraying shit-water all over you?
wouldn't you still need to wipe afterwards to dry off, thus defeating the purpose of a bidet?
wouldn't the nozzle get all shitty?
>>52486675
Wipe > Spray >Wipe
That's how it goes.
>2016
>using a loo
>>52482959
>I've never been so shipped waiting for an excrement.
>>52483643
My hotel had a model with a massage function, means the beam oscillates back and forth over your rectum. Can't tell you how great that felt. It makes your ass dry out though if you use it too much since it's just tap water.
>>52486675
It dries your ass too. You can just sit there and relax for a bit while your ass is pampered.
The feeling of warm water up your ass.
The feeling of heated seat when needing to go.
The feeling of completely blow dried asshole
Panasonic do a good model for this.
>>52487078
Can I get one with a camera?
>>52486480
It's a pasta image.
Why oh why was I born in a technologically inferior society?
I bet every kid in the nipponese empire have one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDjNbMsreE
here's everything you need to know about japanese toilet culture
>>52482959
I'm from India, and what is this?
>>52482959
That's not for a bidet you fucking mongol. Bidet's are something like a small bathtub, usually to wash your feet or dunk your ass in. A bidet doesn't have a drainhole big enough to let shit through. pic related
What you got is literally just a toilet seat.
Staying on subject, when I was in Japan, they had that in every hotel. I personnally didn't like it.
>[xxx] is technology
Literally anything that needs a skill to be produced is technology, doesn't mean it fits in here.
>>52490210
It's like a compact, indoor shitting river.
>>52490285
>being this anal retentive
>>52490351
amazing, tell me more.
>>52490210
Indian actually does have bidets
>>52482999
daily battle bidet seat station thread..
>>52490542
wow, i can't even meme now on a mongolian, horse-ball recipe exchanging, village centre.
>>52490592
It's not even meme it this point, it's literal shitposting
>>52490101
Installing a bidet hose is easy.
>>52490663
Look again.
>>52490363
He needs the massage function to loosen the constipation
>>52490285
Euro bidets are trash
>>52482959
>>52482959
This exists?! Please. Tell me more! Do they have adjustable power settings, I. e. gentle dribble to full blast turd-slinging jet stream?
If you do buy a bidet, do not turn up the pressure in an attempt to tickle your prostate if you're not alone.
You will moan uncontrollably.
>>52492084
https://youtu.be/MjaCbpw84kw
Work at a Japanese company in the US. We have these at work The warm seat option is amazing. The water is warm too. It's a mini shower for your bum.
>>52483310
Pretty sure it's the farts and squirts from shitting.
Here in the west women just flush the toilet constantly to cover the sound, so I presume the noise button is to save on water.
>>52494820
They only do this because western women like to go to the restroom in packs and the idea of their friends hearing their bodily sounds is embarassing to them.
>>52494860
They go to the restroom in packs so they can do their makeup and gossip about bullshit.
Anyone actually taking a shit in the restroom while there's a pack inside is going to get ostracised pretty damned quick, some women even prefer to sneak into the men's room to avoid the glares.
>>52482959
wow I didn't knew these exist
I only have a bidet without one
>>52494906
>gossip about bullshit.
actually, it's so they can ensure that their "friends" aren't talking shit about them behind their backs
>>52494935
Covered under "bullshit", I don't care about the specifics.
>>52483160
Probably for people with no/weakened feeling in their rears so they don't leave until the cleaning is done?
>>52495251
No.
It's to drown out your farts.
>>52482959
doesn't the shitty water spray up your balls though? and onto your face?
seems risky.
>>52495309
Then those sounds have to be very loud. Whoever that's nearby who would hear those sounds would know something's up..
this makes me ashamed to be American. so many of us have mocked Europeans, and why? because they have cleaner rectums than us? this is a point of mockery?
same thing with wearing shoes inside. fucking disgusting practice, absolutely disgusting. dragging in debris from the soles of your shoes that walked on the same pavement as shitskins. yet we do it anyway.
bidets fucking rule. and i hate having a smelly, stinky asshole every time i take a shit.
>>52495309
>音姫
>uses kanji for sound + princess
ayy
>live in italy where having a bidet is compulsory
>as a child everyone asks "how do americans do without bidets?"
>>52496023
Americans don't poop, obviously.
