>Hey, anon
>can you get rid of all the viruses on my MacBook?
>thanks, I'll come pick it up later
>>52454019
$75 an hour. Come back tomorrow.
>viruses
>on a Macbook
how dumb can you be to get a virus on OSX?
Sure thing sweetie, after all we all have problems we can't fix ourselves.
You can't fix your own laptop and I can't suck my own cock.
I think we can help each other.
>>52454414
Those people anon... they exist and I've seen one of them.
He managed to fuck up an iMac in college by downloading some shady app file somewhere and somehow fucked up the entire hard drive, including the network file storage connected.
Note: he's the comp. lab. admin of the college.
Sure.
That'll be $80.
Ok. One blowjob before and one after and it's done. ;-|)
>>52454019
>scan for nudes and other vulnerable data
>format the shit out of it and install arch
>or better yet - fedora
>laugh my ass off
Obviously the pics would be used to guarantee me not getting my ass kicked by her doushbag brother/boyfriend/father/whatever.
no? I don't want to
I know a tranny that looks a lot like her. Should I her?
>>52454019
Aiight. When I'm done I'll hit the liquor store for some Burnett's and we'll Netflix and chill.
>>52454019
>>/52447216/
>>52454414
>how dumb can you be to get a virus on OSX?
Not too dumb at all, since the official stance of Apple on the subject matter is to pretend that they don't exist, and to refuse to fix any macs where the users complain about getting a virus.
>Sure
>Reset browser
>Empty caches
>Throw on couch
>Text her a couple days later to come get it
>Charge $80
>>52456164
proof
O-ok, sure. Anything else i c-can do for you?
>>52454019
>Look for nudes
>Install rat
>Charge her $20 when she pick it up
>>52454019
since youve brought it to me thatll be $125
unless you want your data recovered. in of which case thatll be $275. cash upon delivery otherwise the machine becomes mine.
>>52454438
>I can't suck my own cock
you sound like even though you practice sucking your own cock everyday you would never even make eye contact with a girl.
Why would they fix it though?
You can't send your PC back because you downloaded talkingpaperclipbukakke.rar
>>52456458
Meant for
>>52456242
>>52456434
Kek
>>52454414
>How dumb can you be
Dumb enough to actually buy and use a macbook
:^)
>>52454757
I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies
>>52454414
Women can fuck up anything.
>>52454019
hope you like gentoo
Generally when fixing women's shit I tell them if it's something that takes less than half an hour I do it for free, but it's $50 an hour for everything after that
>>52456328
>pay her $20
>she asks why
>change the subject
I just scan for nudes and consider myself paid.
>guy brings in computer for repair
>links to 4chan in browser history
>>52454019
no, that's not my job
>>52454019
>install LFS
>rice with dwm but no .xinitrc so she's stuck in gnu screen
>eselect package-manager paludis
>remove upower
>install most minimal embedded kernel possible
>rape her
>>52454414
Run a virtual PPC mac os on an intel macbook, the old OS 9 ones could get viruses / virii?
bottoms up brother go for it>>52455259
who the fuck do you think you are?
>>52457203
Space Center systems? I knew I should've wiped my shit.
>>52454019
who is this seminal sjw?
