>tfw you're so fat you had to amputate your thumb
>>52439360
>inb4 fat people jokes that are 5th grade level humor
>inb4 someone calls me fat
sure is reddit today
>>52439388
KILL YOURSELF FATMAN
>>52439388
Clip your nails.
>>52439406
Kek
>>52439433
>mfw namefag tells someone else to kill themselves
>>52439360
Dude stop eating for like a month you will thank me later
>>52439500
Le Green Fag
/b/ is spilling over
>>52439645
>that fucking font
mcfuckingkillyourself
>>52439671
It's Samsung font. Apple wins again
>>52439671
>>52439709
Like I give a fuck
>>52439764
off yourself retard
>spend hundreds of dollars to get a sweet flagship tier smartphone
>spend the absolutely most on a smartphone by getting apple products
>replace that phone with a hundreds of dollars smartwatch that needs to be recharged every day
alternatively
>make smartphones progressively bigger
>make them so big it is not easy to take them out of your pocket
>replace the major functions of the smartphone with a smartwatch
>now we wait until they make smartwatches so big they too must be replaced by a Google Glass type product because looking down at your wrist is too much work
>>52439782
>>52439388
it's not you holy shit i saw this thing months ago its not you shut UP
>>52439406
I'm dying over here. Ayyyylmao
>>52439360
M'oto
>Microsoft
>>52439406
Came here expecting pig hoof joke, wasn't disappointed.
>>52439360
and look, it's that pig's foot again, too
>>52439709
>samsung == android
>applel fag detected
Can't tell if baiting or actually retarded.
>>52439709
I love sucking dicks! :D
>>52439360
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN BITCH
HOW YOU GET SO FAT?
YOU NEED TO READ THE /FIT/ STICKY, HO
>>52439645
as if anybody wants to see those greasy NY slice pepperoni nipples stuck to the end of a full sized bolognae link anyway
