Can we please ban these stupid things already?
they just did on my campus kek
Don't ban them, encourage their use.
Natural selection will result in a healthier gene pool.
>>52438112
RU?
>>52438130
yup
>>52438117
Wrong, because they'll become the norm and everyone will be fat unhealthy slobs.
>I DON'T LIKE THEM, BAN THEM
You do look ridiculous using them but that doesn't mean you have to use them.
>>52438155
They're a safety and fire hazard.
>>52438181
So are cars, you fatass.
Just yesterday I seen someone on one of these hit a lip along the pavement and fell off, broke their phone and hurt their wrist enough to cry. I laughed out loud then realised I just done that out loud and instantly got death stares.
> have a prosthetic leg and severe scoliosis
> Still walk all around my university's campus
> Swear I'm going to beat down the next person I see on a hoverboard
Seriously, how do fat normie pieces of shit justify this?! I can fucking walk places, even if it begins to put strain on my body. Why the fuck can't people born with two functioning legs and a good back?!
>>52438181
No fucking idiots who mistreat 36v lithium ion batteries like cellphone batteries and wonder why they start on fire are fire hazards. Also chicom shit.
>>52438181
that's because of shoddy construction, not the inherent technology
I use soft-sided LiPo batteries on my ebike and have never had a problem because I actually care about not burning my house down. The gooks that put these things together don't give a shit
>>52438213
>crying from any injury other than a blow to the nose
what was he, 8?
>>52438224
same people wonder why battery technology isn't improving...maybe it's the advanced bms they have to design and the 30-70% charge thresholds they set so you won't blow your laptop up because you don't know shit about electricity?
>>52438243
She* or at least I think it was. I honestly can't tell anymore, either men have become more feminine these days or 4chan has blurred the lines distinguishing the two for me. She seemed like a teen though.
>>52438134
https://youtu.be/kP_MZ39xCtI
Fat and ded.
>>52438270
Sounds about right.
>>52438103
come to nyc, they're banned
>>52438130
hah radford
they're banned at vt too.
>>52438558
>>52438607
>>52438181
>>52438112
>>52438103
>banning a device made out of an electric motor, battery, and wheels
what's next, banning slingshots?
I saw a girl on one of these at an old lady hobby store of all places and she looked so full of herself making loud gestures so people would notice her on one of those things. I don't mind them, but the people who have them act like humongous faggots.
>>52438220
>being this bitter over what people do or don't do with their legs
mad cause you only have one?
It could be worse.
>>52438281
>that scream
>probably had her brand new iphone in her pocket too
tip top kek
>>52438213
>instantly got death stares.
>caring
>>52438103
Intel likes them. So should you.
>foot vape
Never seen them here in Western Europe. Must be some other stupid american thing that will get here in a year or two
>>52438103
Why exactly?
>>52438134
>everyone will be fat unhealthy slobs
Until one day they're so fat they break the thing (what are they even called?) when they step on it
>>52440180
Niggers are already using them to rob stores in bongistan.
>>52440180
I've seen a couple in Barcelona.
On one occasion it was two girls giving out flyers or some shit while riding these things up and down the street.
>>52438133
shieet
College Ave?
>>52438103
They are banned in most countries
>>52438103
I'm going to hide your stick again grandpa if you keep shaking it at the neighborhood kids.
>>52438103
>>52438558
>come to nyc, they're banned
yeah but....
https://youtu.be/Rmad9etKHGE?t=1m
>>52438112
>being proud of being at a luddite campus
too dangerous for our man children :^]
Fucking luddite OP.
Get used to it, the future is coming whether you like it or not.
>"hoverboards"
fucking really?
all motorized vehicles belong on street only
restrict their usage to the street
fines when used on sidewalk
make sure to give them license plates so people can take pictures of people using them on the sidewalk and submit them to be fined
>>52438103
>Can we please ban these stupid things already?
Can we please not live in a nanny state?
>>52438220
>being this mad over how people get around
are you mad when you see skateboards, bikes, wheelchairs, cars etc...
>>52438558
>NYC
as expected of New York, no fun allowed, the city
>>52438103
I want an actual hovering one. That would be so rad.
>>52440731
Hell yea
The only time I've seen one of those things in person was in Greensboro.
>>52438665
>battery
>chink shit
More like banning a time bomb.
>>52440695
And when hoverboards come out, they'll be coined "magic floating device" because the name's taken.
>>52440705
this make it so users have license plate and get insurance
>>52438202
So is you're mom buy were not bitching about it.
I think they are great fun.
>>52440711
>>52440706
>>52440692
>>52440685
>>52440667
Just to be clear, they are stupid, they are unsafe, they are for lazy people, wanting to ban them should doesn't make me "grandpa" seeing that I turned 18 fairly recently (+-1 month ago) but its shit like this that makes other countries laugh at us, there is absolutely 0 REASON you should own one of these
>>52438213
Is an example of how fucking unsafe these thungs can be, and the shit tier quality batteries from the chinkshit versions people are getting don't improve that matter much. Say what you want, but no matter what whenever people see you on one of these things they're going to think you're fucking retarded.
>>52438103
How lazy you actually have to be to use one?
>mfw Finland just legalized segways and other tardscooters for street use
Why, oh why? Now I need to dodge retards on their smartphones riding these.
>>52440826
ok gramps
if this was 1817, you would be complaining about those damn no good kids with their fancy self-powered carriages.
>>52440415
Why? Those go like 8 mph. If someone decided to chase them they'd be fucked
>>52440864
Jokes on you, I'm barely legal.
>>52440877
go to bed grampa
>>52440888
Get back to cleaning my house, filthy peasant.
>>52440864
self-powered carriages have a use since you can use them to travel hundreds of miles. Tardboards don't, they're just for lazy people
>>52440854
>Finland
>roads are either full of snow, water, stones, just too shit to drive
Feels indifferent
>>52440826
>claims 18
>spews helicopter-soccer-mom tier shit
I bet you're great fun at parties too amirite friend?
>>52440916
Just realized I said "street legal" instead of "legal on sidewalks".
>>52438112
Lol. They're no banned at my school, but if you're caught using them before 8pm, security will get really pissed. Especially if it's around 12-3, because of the insane amount of people in the hallways at that time. Only seen it a few times, and it looks so stupid. It's quite literally a fucking segway without the handle bars.
>>52440916
I would think it be a pleasant change to hover above the public urine streams on the sidewalks instead of having to tramp directly through them anon?
>>52438699
Hipsters tend to do that. They're literally cancer
>>52440674
jesus new york looks like a shit hole
>>52440695
Yeah, I can't believe they're calling these things hoverboards. Like wtf, if these count, so do skateboards, long boards, bikes, etc.
If its touching the ground, its not hovering. End of.
>>52438220
pics
>>52438665
http://www.slingshots.com/html/new-york-state-gun-laws.html
Fuck me in the ass
>>52440930
Implying this fucktard high schooler has ever been to a party
>>52440674
what a douchebag
>>52440494
College Avenue is the place to be!
>>52440674
>trustfunded jewish white boy
yeah, they don't give a fuck
now try that with a black dude
>>52441205
>WE WUZ OPPRESSED FOH DEM HOWVBOBOHDS AN SHYIT
>>52440313
Hoverboards
>>52441205
>Casey Neistat
>trustfunded
Otherwise you are right, even about them possibly being harsher with black dudes.
>Getting upset at a stupid fad
This is something people use for a week before it goes under the bed for a year and they forget they own it. My local mall has a gorillian brands of these pieces of shit.
Someone should put in one of those huge brush less motors that castle creations makes into one of these so you can at least burst into flames going fast.
>>52440874
You're not allowed to chase after a Thief of Color. That's racial intimidation.
>>52441091
are you fucking kidding me
>>52440695
Yeah some headlines confused me because I thought they were talking about the lexus hoverboard until I realized it was this piece of retardation.
>>52438281
>stop video at 9:49
>pretend she drowned
>>52438112
VT here. After a semester or so of the VT police just being annoyed, they sent out an official ban about 2 days ago. They even banned the Chargers.
>>52438103
today's segway and it looks just as stupid. thankfully my dorm banned them because of the exploding batteries but it's all stoners, yuppies, indians, and blacks who use them
>>52438103
i think they are pretty cool desu senpai
>>52438243
>crying from any injury other than a blow to the nose
Seriously
>snap open fucking arm, compound fracture: no tears. just pissed the fuck off at what a pain in the fucking ass my life is going to be for the foreseeable future.
>asshat friend slams a door in my face and it bumps my nose kinda hard: pic related
why the fuck does 4chan always hate the good shit. using these things is fun and i dont have to move. what more could you want you fucking niggers. faster than walking speed so its a gain.
>>52441091
Holy shit lol
I wonder if any officer has ever had a shitty enough of a day to actually try enforcing this.
>>52443025
At the moment they are fire hazards, I don't want to live next door to a person who owns one in case the fuckers new toy burns my house down too.
>>52438103
why do black people love these?
>>52443139
how common though? is it one shit brand or is it basically all of them?
>>52443155
the lights and the colors
>>52443025
>Don't have to move
Thank fucking God.
Now all we need is a button we can push so that a robot spoon feeds us our daily paste.
Eating is such a fucking chore, what would be better than that?
Don't even get me started on the bathroom
>>52443155
Because of >>52440415
>>52443155
Cause they're lazy, I mean, they don't have jobs because "OOGA BOOGA D ECONOMY IZ BAD", do you really expect them NOT to buy this?
>>52443172
It's basically the chinkshit versions that people are getting at the mall that cost double of what you could get them on eBay, so, yes.
>>52443186
theres a difference between life necessities and walking up to a store for like a drink or some shit. walk up to a store in 3 minutes or do it in 1.5? why not go faster.
>>52443229
I can just powerwalk my ass to the store if time is that much of an issue.
Hell if I really want to save time I'll simply drive to the store.
>>52443172
Most of them are just rushed to market Chinese crap. We need big name likes Sony, Phillips etc to produce models that have gone through the correct channels of testing and approval.
They have the same purpose as longboards and electric scooters: transportation. and they have the benefit that they can be brought into stores. (although I dont recommend riding inside all stores..) Theyre really fun, but I admit they are a bit dangerous when riding with speed. Im certain theres going to be new legislature that restricts them with they get too popular
>>52438130
They also banned them in MSU (in NJ)
>genuinely wanting these to be banned
Instagram.com/p/7eij-KEu5l/?taken-by=vanesssblue
I have one of these.
I'm too socially awkward to even have the bad to ride them anywhere.
It's been sitting in my house for 2 weeks now and it's barely ever left the front door.
Aren't these just the new segways but in a smaller and more affordable package?
>>52441205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnCAIglwJA
top kek
>>52438103
>I don't like thing
>no one should
Liberals are at it again.
>>52438103
There will eventually be a contest for the big next crypto currency. Like they did with the latest AES
>>52441205
But niggers use them as get away vehicles for robbery, white people just use them to get from A to B.
>>52441351
>Thief of Color
>Theif
The correct term is "People of Color, with an alternative means of self support". If you want to talk about thievery, look at what Whites do.
banned in nyc soon
>>52443100
mostly it's so they can slap kids with tickets and preventing them from killing a bunch of pigeons
>>52438225
>ebike
Actually sounds better than hoverboard
>>52440674
>he unironically says oy vey halway through the video
I'm thinking of buying a scooter soon and for some reason they have completely saturated the scooter sections of eBay and Craigslist.
>>52440761
but they are out
>>52443262
driving to store ok, hoverboard not ok, wat?
>>52438103
why? you poor?
>>52444757
Because I'm tired of having to dodge sperg phone zombies like you riding these damn things when I'm walking around.
>>52444773
>ban thing i don't like because I have to move a foot to the side :(
they should ban you because people have to dodge your fatass when they're walking about
>>52438103
>something might be dangerous so the government should ban it
I fucking HATE millennials
>>52444830
At least I'm not so damn lazy that I can't even walk, I can only IMAGINE what you look like.
>>52444950
bruh i don't even have a hoverboard
>>52444828
I thought he looked more like Sean Penn 2bh
HAHAAAAHAAAAA, this thread was bait, and you all took it, PRICELESS :'D honestly, I couldn't even care less about hverboards, as a matter of fact, I've only seen them once, thanks for the fun fags.
>>52441281
>Hoverboards
>HOVERBOARDS
>THESE FUCKING THINGS
FUCK YOU FUTURE, FUCK YOU, THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS PROMISED
THAT THING IS NOT HOVERING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
>>52444998
That's about how I feel.
>I don't like it so we have to ban it
Who are you to make that kind of request? You live in your mom's basement and never go out anyway.
>>52438220
>people with cancer are working over the holiday
Why are you taking the day off for holidays then? Why not work through it too?
>just because I can do it so everyone else have to do it too
>>52440313
>>52441281
>>52444998
It's definitely a swegway. It's like a segway, but it needs a hipster name for a device even more hipster than a segway.
>>52440705
>all motorized vehicles belong on street only
so what about electric wheelchairs? Why are they allowed in the mall and sidewalk then?
zero thinking before posting
>>52438225
Having that much lipo has to be fun if you ever get in a crash in the rain
>>52440695
>doesn't hover
>uses inferior wheel based propulsion
>isn't really a board
>>52438220
They're super fun to ride. Why are you upset?
>>52438103
ban, ban, ban. You liberal cuckheads make me vomit, if you don't like something, then your answer is to take it away from everybody. Ban this, ban that. How about we ban your stupid ass my-feelings-are-hurt rhetoric
>>52445633
they did
you literally cannot disagree with progressive ideas or else you're considered a racist bigoted homophobe these days.
>he's a homophobe because he's a closet gay!! :^)
And that's why liberal cuckheads have won.
>>52445633
until you realize conservatives are the exact same way if not worse
>>52445675
because that's the truth.
if you aren't religious, you have absolutely no reason to not support gay marriage unless you have prejudice to gays. most of them don't realize that, but it's true.
>>52438103
>not allowing natural selection to take place and seeing normalfags burn for thier douchy ways
>>52438103
>"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"
>"BAN EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE"
This is the tumblr mentality that will be the death of everything we love desu senpai
>>52440695
I'm calling them Segways from now on.
>>52438281
>>52440812
kinda looks like mike tyson except thinner
>>52441029
NYC is great, it just a rainy shitty day in that video.
>>52441029
https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7142204,-74.0027212,3a,75y,8.01h,96.37t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDsxPgYr7kZhQ4RofgzsgWQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
This is one of the locations in the video, you be the judge.
>>52447483
That's Floyd Mayweather.
>>52445195
fuck old people
if you need a wheelchair you should made into meat
>>52440674
He talks like a fucking faggot, damn
>>52438665
>banning slingshots?
Illegal for years here in AUS holmes
Monarchies can ban weapons without descending into anarchy, republics can't. Historically speaking of course
>>52438281
>MAH GAAAAAAAWD
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
>>52447483
That literally is Mike Tyson
>>52440901
Ban skateboards and rollerblades!
>>52438112
Mine banned them from all campus buildings and dorms since they are a fire hazard, other than that they don't give a shit
>>52444445
oh fuck i kinda want to buy a scooter now. It would be nice to go from the parking lot in the campus to my classes.
>>52448183
just get a longboard
>>52448208
I never learned how2skate.
I did scoot a lot when I was a kid.
>>52445633
>liberal
>wants to ban things
Do you often use words to mean their opposites?
>>52448183
Scooters are useful in the rain. I bought one for me and one for my ex back in college. bretty nice. Skateboards get ruined by rain, scooter bearings still go bad eventually but not as big of a deal (wheels have more inertia???)
I already had a gf so I didn't care about the 'tism factor, 10/10 would recommend.
>>52448274
You know, maybe I'll get one once I get my juicy Financial aid refund.
>>52448274
>>52448220
you mean scooters like those kids scooter>
>>52448305
Yes no shit. What else could that mean? The retarded hoverboards? Those are nigger toys.
>>52438112
u of i here. Banned in all buildings. good riddance,
I see rich kids come through the store with those fucking things almost once a week now. One even did a face plant right into a sneeze guard and probably busted his face because he started bawling his eyes out.
Just don't fucking ride them indoors, is it really that hard?
>>52440313
they'll be tougher bc their target market will be fatties who don't want to walk
>>52438103
who ever decided to call them horverboards is a fucking idiot
