What causes the Apple user collective to be so disproportionately stupid as a unified entity in the whole tech industry? What is the influencing anomaly? Even fucking Scientology has less of an impact on the IQ of its members than Apple does on its own.
I need an answer /g/ and i need it right now.
>>52433681
If they are so stupid why they have more money than you?
No offense intended you fucking retarded meme reposter shitlord autist speglord.
That pink haired person is known for satire so it's funny to me that people are falling for it as if it's real.
>>52433690
>If they are so stupid why they have more money than you?
Not anymore.
>>52433690
Most of the time it's not that they have more money, it's that they spend their money stupidly.
>she
>>52433701
>>52433716
Pretty sure an average iFag can at least afford a current year iPhone and iMac/ MacBook pro, so yeah they have more money than you.
>>52433724
They can afford it if they sell a kidney yes, which most Apple users do. That explains why Apple users tend to look so unhealthy.
>>52433746
>Apple users sell organs
>Use the money to buy Apple products
>Jobs used their organs to stay alive
>Paid for those organs with the money he made from Apple products
Circle of life.
>>52433746
Now i understand why there are so many homeless people with iPhones and Apple laptops. They sold all their belonging and became homeless just so they could own them.
That's a harsh fanboy collective.
>>52433746
Your fault for living in a shithole.
I told you average, your hidden town in the mountains stands below average retard.
Move to a decent city.
>the kids in my shithole are so pooor11!!!
>they can't afford an macboook!!11
>all the macfags are pooor xDDd!1!
>muh shithole standards and statistics are important for the world!!!!!!1
>>52433681
For your own sake, I hope you know the purple hair is a parody to everything tumblr spits out.
>>52433786
It's more like they bought apple products on credit, and when they couldn't keep up repayments and rent they lose their house and shit in it.
>>52433790
Jesus fucking Christ anon. You are so pissed off you can't even write coherent English anymore.
Or is this the highest average literacy level of Apple users?
>>52433819
>Talking English.
>Being American.
Sorry, didn't know you were mentally disabled.
>>52433681
This picture is satire.
>>52433832
Ah, i understand now. Let me speak in a language more familiar to your nation's people:
ALLAHU AKBAR WALIALIALIBALI MUHAMMAD UMAD
>>52433857
Congrats, impressive projection Raj.
But no, I don't poo in the loo like your family buddy.
>>52433690
People become rich by NOT spending their money on trash. So no, apple users don't have more money than normal people.
>>52433681
You're either an unimaginative troll or just don't understand what kind of people actually buy Apple products and, most importantly, why.
>>52433886
>People become rich by NOT spending their money on trash.
No, people become rich because they have money and they are competent in a job.
>>52433724
>he can afford to spend $2000 a year
Do you think that's difficult?
>>52433902
Then why you don't have a MacBook or an iPhone bud? Enjoying your "AndroidUltimateXLTaiwanese Edition now with 2 months of updates"?
>>52433895
If you always spend all of your money on frivolous things you may be momentarily happy, but at the end of your life all you're left with is things. Nothing of real value.
>>52433724
An average hotel cleaner in Vegas gets $2400 a month for the first fixed 3-4 months, and $2700 as a regular payment after that starter term. More than enough to buy a new house every 3 years.
You are just fucking stupid for what you have said anon.
>>52433915
Because I have no reason to own either?
>>52433690
>If they are so stupid why they have more money than you?
It's not like owning Apple products are an indication of a persons economic situation. Someone flipping burgers could buy an iPhone or iMac.
>>52433681
apple panders to people who think they are "nerds" or "technical" but they are so fucking clueless.
>>52433915
>Then why you don't have a MacBook or an iPhone bud?
He'd rather invest that money than spend it on an overpriced Facebook machine? You know, like rich people do?
>>52433690
because they pay more for an inferior experience
>>52433681
iphones are made by communist slaves. google it.
>>52433918
#LOVEMATTERS
#MONEYSUXX
#POORFACTACCEPTANCE
>>52433927
>>52433930
>>52433938
If you say so Jamal. Do you enjoy looking like a poorfag technerd then?
>>52433946
>Inferior experience.
Yet iPhones blow the fuck off Lagdroid flagships. Now imagine if they had higher specs.
>>52433690
>more money than you
yeah because having 500$ to spend for a phone makes you rich and smart
You can literally buy that every month with minimum wage and still pay for rent and food.
>>52433950
>>52433966
>>52433950
Is this you?
>>52433982
Can people please stop posting this picture. I got a gaming desktop since then from alienware.
>>52433971
>>52433975
>>52433982
Too poor to afford a decent damage control?
>>52433690
This. /g/ is a consumer board, start acting like one. Only reason you didn't get an iphone is because you're poor.
>>52433690
Daddy bought it for them
>>52434003
i had an iphone and i got rid of it because my wife's LG G3 was so much better and easier to use
>>52433998
No. You were killed in a tornado 3 years ago.
>>52434003
>hey guys what u think about my oneplus x??? I only have $50 for a cellphone but I can get my parents to pay the rest!! tell me cool lehacker root apps xDD can I jack Spotify and neftlix from my local school wifi?
I swear I'm happy with my Alcatel :'v I SWEAR!
>>52434027
Consumer technology is better than garbage like Linux and programming clogging the board.
>>52434029
can you install custom xda rams to get rid of the Verizon apps??? I don't want to remember i'm too poor to pay my $20 data plan for the next 10 years ;-;
#FUCKPEOPLEWITHMONEY
>>52434027
>>52434029
At least I'm not a homosexual retarded drone like you.
>>52433971
>implying there are no $500+ android phones.
>>52434047
And yet they are blow the fuck off compared with apple optimization.
Thanks for proving my point.
>>52433950
I don't care about the opinions of retards as they play no role in my life.
>>52434060
The edge.
>>52434060
Fuck off android faggot, you don't belong on /g/
>>52434043
>>52434027
>>52434029
>I can send you this file over bluetooth...Oh wait you have an iphone
>Just download the app from that web site...Oh wait you have an iphone
>Just connect your phone to my computer, I want that video...Oh wait you have an iphone
>Just let me listen with my headphones...Oh wait you have an iphone
>You can use my microUSB charger...Oh wait, iphone
lel
>>52433832
Here's a language you might understand
Tumhara haath se Mul aur Mutr peene se liye tumhe koi faida nahi?
>>52434003
>consumer.
Nice projection faggot.
>>52434056
The only thing apple "optimizes" is the performance of the old models when they release the new one
>>52433690
>If they are so stupid why they have more money than you?
Only people I have met who have an iphone are poor working class people (hamburger flipping tier). We live in a society of ostensibility. People live a shit life in shit house but they can show off their iphone when they go get blind drunk in a pub before coming back to their commie block.
Most normal people I know just have a midtier android phone, or even windows phone for the most "corporate" ones.
The thing I learnt over the years, is that iphone is paradoxically a poor people phone.
>>52434076
Nobody cares about autistic shit like linux here. We like iPhones and Mac/windows.
>mfw an Alienware user can criticize an iMac user for being a poorfag, and still has more dignity as an individual because at least his overpriced machine has a proper video game library unlike that of a Macfag
You know you got it bad when even Alienware users are superior to you.
>>52434063
>>52434069
What's that? Got no counter argument? That just proves that you are retarded. Too bad we already knew that since the moment you bought an iPhone.
>>52433889
>why
Facebook.
>>52434070
>file over bluetooth...
There's iCloud grandpa.
>download the app from that web site...
Too poor to afford $10 iTunes cards? Also why would you download apps from Google mr.hacker? Too poor to afford Nova Launcher on the Play Store?
>connect your phone to my computer, I want that video
iCloud, photo streaming and another 20 apps.
>let me listen with my headphones
Because iPhones only accept beats by dre headphones, right retard, by the way not my fault that your $2 headphones from wallmart sounds like shit.
>microUSB charger
You can detach the USB from the iPhone/Poordroid charger, but it probably doesn't matter, I doubt you can even afford electricity in your 2x2 department.
>>52434096
I never said I need you.
Applefags tend to be poorer than andriod users
>>52434123
>icloud
Only works with applel products, try again
>itunes
lel
>streaming photos
lel
>iphones only accept beats
Next iphone won't have a headphone port m8
>you can detach the USB from your charger
But if you don't have your proprietary cable with you, then you're fucked :^)
>>52434160
Someone post that statistic where macfags are homosexual
>>52434137
Can we make a containment board for Linux/programming? It doesn't belong here and they're ruining the board.
>>52434163
>His friends doesn't have iPhones
>LEL
>LE LEL
>Next iphone won't have a headphone port m8
iPhones come with an included pair, too poor to afford a replacement? Don't break them.
>His poordroid has so 1000mAh
>>52434160
The other 4 out of 5 use android tho. do the math.
>>52434179
I would be only happy to never see you and your type again.
>>52434188
>too poor
Pay premium for shit. Think different.
>>52434188
>at home
>sick and tired of doing nothing
>decide to socialize and go to a bowling alley
>walk up to the counter
>cute girl asks how many are in my party
>"o-one"
>"What?"
>"j-just one please"
>"erm okay.."
>she looks at me like a freak
>grab my shoes and go to my lane
>the lane next to me is a group of 8 people all laughing and having a good time
>set up my game and pick up a ball
>throw my first ball straight into the other lane
>everybody starts laughing
>"hey where are your friends you loser"
>i look up and shout "2011 PLUS 1, NEEDING FRIENDS TO HAVE FUN"
>everybody stares
>shout "COSTANZA.JPG" and hold the look for 20 seconds
>laughter erupts around the building
>dash for the exit
>cape gets caught in the bowling ball ducts
>fall on my ass
>burst into bears
>>52434202
Well too bad, I'm here to talk about technology.
>>52434206
For shit that fucks lagdroid flagships.
>Pay plastic for shit.
>Is better guys!!1
>>52434212
Too poor to afford greentext?
>>52433681
The reason you cannot understand why others are so stupid, is simply because you are half right. It is improbable, but the answer is not because Apple breeds retards, rather, that you yourself are the retard.
Evidence : the cute, successful girl in the photo, is being ironic. Normal people understand this, whoever, you as you are slightly stupid, don't, and hence get confused.
Sorry to be harsh, but glad I could help.
>>52434228
You know that plastic is literally more expensive than aluminium, right
>>52434256
>the cute, successful girl in the photo
>cute
nope.
>>52434256
Is she also being ironic by dying her hair in that awful color?
>>52434256
>girl
I'm sorry to break it to you anon, but you are instinctively stupider than OP.
>>52434256
>Normal people understand this
[citation needed]
>>52434179
>2012+4
>current year
>not knowing that /g/ is the containment board
>>52434202
Nobody cares fag, this isn't your secret club.
>>52434223
Except you aren't. You are here to fetishize consumerism. How does capitalist dick taste?
>>52433693
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>52434313
Why do you faggots believe you are so important that your opinions have any value whatsoever? Once again, I never said I need you.
>>52434346
Then please, go to /v/
>>52434361
No, you're the one we don't need.
>>52434312
>>52434313
>>52434346
Nice reddit mentality! Let's destroy 4chan even more :^)
>>52434346
You literally don't belong here. Or rather, since you're just making shit up for shits and giggles, people who actually think what you said don't belong here.
>>52434339
Either damage control or being aware of the context behind a picture that's been floating around the internet and /g/ for like half a year
>>52434346
This shit is why we need a "/buy/ - Consumerism & Shills" board
>>52434371
>implying /v/ knows anything about technology
This board is better to talk about gaming builds, i think I'll stay.
>>52433693
>That pink haired person is known for satire
By whom?
>>52434346
>Fags like you are always shitposting, especially if someone makes a thread asking a technology question or a recommendation.
Guess why.
>>52434372
Jesus fucking Christ how stupid can you ifags be? How many times do I have to tell you you aren't worth shit. I don't care about your opinion. This is why we need eugenics. Retards should be disposed of.
>>52434394
I looked her up.
It's this bitch apparently.
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead
>>52434394
>By whom?
The kinds of people who spend time on Facebook and Twitter, complete retards.
>>52434377
This isn't your super secret hacker club dumb nigger. Anyone can post here, everyone knows about 4chan. You're the one who belongs on reddit.
>>52434394
>not know who sh0e is
Nigger please.
>>52434423
"Not a secret club" faggots are delusional.
I fucking hate it that some people constantly spout "4chan is not your secret club, everyone can post here". What's good about inviting and accepting every kind of retard that does not even belong here in the first place? What is the benefit of defending retards? Don't give me that different opinions explanation, there are justifiable views that may highly differ and there's retarded shit like OP's linked thread or pic related.
This is what killed /tv/ (among certain other things of course), nowadays the board is filled with so many faggots who literally use "nerd" and "virgin" unironically as an insultare disgusted by some minor stuff and actually feel offended and of course casuals that have never watched anything besides imdbcore for example. The thing is when you tell them to leave they just keep saying shit like "umad?" "stop trying to fit in" or the famous "not a secret club" thing and similar shit. They won't get the concept that they are the ones that are not wanted rather than the people who complain about them. No one should ever simply accept idiots who come here and want to change things about the board which have been established before they even came along.
This is what I like about /lit/ and a few other certain boards, they're not hesitant to tell somebody to leave. There always needs to be some hostility towards these kind of people or otherwise they will take over the board and that's exactly what happened to /tv/ as I said already. Jesus Christ, /v/ now have daily threads here because of this "accept everything" mentality. It's not in the interest of anyone to let this ever happen.
>>52433690
if /v/ manchildren are so stupid, then why do they have big 2k$ gaymen rigs?
apple babbie BTFO
>>52434440
Don't try to reason with Redditors, Anon. It's too late now.
>>52434438
>nigger please
spot on, a coalburner attention whore
>>52434438
>>52434440
Literal autism
>>52434461
>implying you're not a redditor trying too hard to fit in
>>52434483
>>52433681
because they are just posers that are not really in to technology. They are just in to shiny objects.
>>52434492
Ebin, simply ebin :^)
Why not follow this up with some cancerous off topic anime?
>>52434513
>>52434513
>cancerous off topic anime
Where do you think you are?
>>52434528
An image board to talk about technology.
>ignorant meme spouting VIDYA playing windows users
>>52434537
>neo /g/
>>52434538
>poorfag who can't afford an Alienware detected
Why are Apple users so fucking poor and suffer from such inferiority complex?
Why don't you go find a job?
>>52433851
Is it really that hard to believe thay someone could actually be that stupid?
>Just because you learned what satire meant yesterday doesn't mean every retarded thing somebody does is satire.
>>52434098
>video games
>dignity
>expecting to be treated as an adult
>>52434474
Except reddit fell for this shit forever ago.
>>52434549
I have a job, and I do not play video games.
>>52434547
>le smug anime grill.jpg :^)
>>52434563
>I have a job, and I do not play video games.
Designated shitter detected.
>>52434565
>>52434574
What's the correlation here that leads you to this conclusion?
>>52434565
>being a bootyblasted redditor
>>52434584
He's a shitposter. Please abstain from responding from such terrible posts.
>>52434584
1. You are a poorfag who can't afford Alienware, and instead takes up Apple products for impression sake.
2. You have an inferiority complex.
3. You work all day and can't find time for entertainment.
Conclusion: Designated shitter.
>>52434604
>implying
The anon i replied to is a fag who can't understand communities change over time.
>>52434611
>1. You are a poorfag who can't afford Alienware, and instead takes up Apple products for impression sake.
I use GNU/Linux exclusively.
>2. You have an inferiority complex.
How do you deduce that?
>3. You work all day
Presumption.
>and can't find time for entertainment.
Presumption.
>>52434635
>>52434637
>I use GNU/Linux exclusively.
>i have a job
Anon, it's one or the other. You can't choose both.
>>52434680
75% of kernel development done by paid developers.
>>52434680
>>52434671
>literally so mad he can't even type up a response.
Are there nationwide school holidays somewhere?
>>52434710
>>52433690
>conflates Apple products with wealth
Found the third worlder
>>52434635
whatever you say, kiddo. you can go back to reddit now *le carat nose*
>>52434894
Communities change over time, it's a fact.
>>52434016
lol yep so what i was also interning @ his company since before i was legally allowed to drive u got a problem with that, pissant? sorry your parents are a couple of losers whose combined income doesnt even get close to six figures but some of us friend, some of us are privileged. some of us have opportunity you're not likely to see in the whole of your dirt-stank workingpoor life. some of us were born to geniuses, visionaries, mavericks in their field. and so we're better off. fine by me. find a way to curb your jealousy
>>52434945
>>52434195
>1 out of 5 iPhone users
>the other 4 use android
I don't understand, are you being retarded on purpose?
>>52433681
>>52434550
But it satire, that bitch is a youtuber, stop trying to act intelligent.
>>52433690
People that have iphone are usually poor, otherwise why should they get a so overpriced phone? They want to look rich.They pay it in little instalments for 2 years. I know a lot of them, its pretty sad
The moment Apple goes into the car industry, it's gonna burst. Mark my words gentlemen.
The same way the current Apple doesn't understand the value system in the watch industry, and failed with the Apple Watch due to that,
the same way they will fail in the car industry.
If Steve Jobs were alive this very moment, he would be setting up gas chambers left and right and purging the whole corporation.
>>52433690
>"buying" phone on lease
>rich
Kek
>>52433982
>>52433681
That's shoeonhead doing a parody, you daft cunt.
>>52439579
Silence you faggot, i don't have an obligation to know irrelevant Internet personas and social media whores.
>>52439817
> i don't have an obligation to know irrelevant Internet personas and social media whores
Do you know where you are? If you weren't such a butthurt newfag, you'd know who shoe was because of 4chan.
Cunt.
>>52439851
Cease your AIDS infested drivel faggot. Just because you alone know about some stupid irrelevant social media cunt doesn't mean that everyone else on 4chan is obligated to.
I am about interested in your dumbshit worthless limelight figure as i am interested in what "epic lulz" /b/ did in the past 4 years.
Another camwhore on 4chan out of a thousand of them, no different than any others starting from the ones that were mass banned in 2008 across the site.
>>52439960
>i don't know shoe
how new are you?
i really think it's due to the predominant homosexual demographics of their consumers, in addition of the liberal media.
>>52433681
>resist capitalism
Jesus, I thought the commie threat was put down over 25 years ago.
>>52440324
you haven't been paying attention to any news surrounding American education then, lol
>>52439960
Such hurt butt. Such fucking new.
>>52433681
I wish I was manipulative enough to turn shallow bitches like her into my personal cum Dumpster.
Sadly I am not really happy about it, even though it turnede on.
>>52433681
it's not a apple user problem.
it's not a stupidity problem either.
it's a problem a majority of people on earth have.
people have a hard time grasping the monolithic size, complexity and chaos of modern living.
it's the same reason why so many dipshits bought a powerball lottery ticket even though their 2 bucks could have been better spent on an easier to win lottery (still stupid though).
>>52433681
I don't understand, is the United States Stalinist because it has metros? Why the double standard?
>>52433681
While we're on the subject of stupid tech people why are Windows users so tech inept, dumb and angry all the time about their poo in loo level of computer understanding?
>u can't have phones in communism society
When will this meme ever end?
>>52440634
It's annoying.
probably dunning-kruger though
>>52433681
>le all apple users are stupid meme xD
It's not. You're wrong. Lots of developers in Silicon Valley (who are undoubtedly smarter than you) use macbooks because they're stable machines with a solid unix underpinning
>>52434693
Fuck, I should really git gud at C.
Why is it so hard?
>>52440675
When people realize the Black Book of Communism was largely exaggerated (muh' 200 million), capitalistic imperialism being responsible for more deaths, and one of the few historically known communist society (were the means of production are owned by workers) by definition were the anarchist of the Spanish Revolution. Also, speaking on technological process, the evidence shows that when it comes to creative work the profit motive is actually counter productive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc
>>52433681
>that meme picture
This is the worst of all the shitty liberal arguments.
It is like saying to Americans "Were the founding fathers hypocrites for using the printing press to spread liberal/capitalist ideals and what about using guns? All things invented by feudalism. Should they have been living in colonial cities. If the founding fathers just said screw this and went to live in the woods would anything get done?"
>>52440841
Get fucked commie.
>>52433690
>retarded meme reposter shitlord autist speglord
You are really affected by this.
>>52440868
Nice retort you sneaky statist.
>>52433690
Real talk: mommy and daddy
>>52440846
>LIBRULS
>retarded, oversimplified "redpill" graphic
containment board is that way buddy ----->
>>52440951
>No argument: The post
>directing leftist to /pol/
Well meme'd
>>52441013
>implying I want to argue with retards instead of just redirecting to their containment board for reddit/stormfag retardation
>>>/pol/
>>52440634
>>52440519
>>52439960
>>52434635
>>52434610
>>52434440
Have you ever wondered why this thread isn't "NSFW?" Excuse me while I leave this thread to continue procrastinating my operating systems homework because I thought /g/ was a place where people can talk about how a kernel works and how to convert an x86 hex address to a specified hardware device communicated via bluetooth.
So I don't give a shit where you fucks are from. Unless you can keep the fuck up with this and all of the other fucked up shit we've used technology to do, GTFO. There is a time and place for technology and it's now. How the fuck do you think Apple and Microsoft got people to write their operating systems? They just picked up people who fucked around with the control panel, the command line, and bios.
Now continue to debate your worthless SJW identity-driven sociopolitics, but not on a place that has thrived and given you the same technology to do so while I browse the fucked up shit that's going on in /pol/ and /b/ right now because even *that* is getting less anonymous by the day, and't it's the only place we can test this shit out.
>>go back to reddit
>>how do you think this shit works
>>where do you think anon came from
>>52434256
gr8b8m8
>>52441060
TL;DR
Butthurt Applefaggot poofag being mad with too much text.
