What is the manliest programming language?
>>52407893
Haskell
>>52407893
none of them. programming is literally an activity where you're ability improves by wearing a skirt and taking estrogen.
>>52407998
Swift and Rust user everyone.
Assembly.
>>52408043
This
>>52408018
>he doesn't want to become the little girl
are you gay or something?
>>52407893
rust
HolyC
>>52407998
FORTH
>>52408074
only correct answer
>>52408080
what anime is that?
C or Assembly
Hoon, all the way.
IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
>>52407998
This.
>>52408156
Arnold C is great.
>>52407998
>>52408018
>>52408070
I haven't laughed so hard on /g/ since a loooong time.
Fuck, my sides
Assembly, though its pretty useless today. i dont know a single programmer that uses it often either
- x86 assembly with AT&T syntax
- ANSI C
- Perl
This is what alpha men do, everything else is sweater pussy tier.
Real men only use FORTRAN77
>>52408139
Only if you use it to program cryptolocked weapons for after the end of Interregnum.
Object Oriented ANSI C.while wearing a schoolgirl outfit :3
Ruby :3
VHDL
>>52407893
Probably Brinfuck or Whitespace.
>>52408278
Boolean Algebra is manlier than some engineering shit like VHDL
>>52407893
only machine code and assembly cut it. the rest of them are for transsexuals, women and pussified men
Plankalkül
>>52408315
>machine code
1
>machine code
>assembly
>VHDL
Not programming languages though.
>>52407998
Then why are women so bad programmers?
https://github.com/MaiaVictor/caramel
APL is definitely up there as far as manliness goes
>>52408204
welcome to /g/
>>52408398
>Then why are women so bad programmers?
Because they don't have a penis. You need to become the little girl while having a penis.
Do you not understand what /g/ is about?
brainfuk
BASIC
COBOL
FORTRAN
OBERON
I HOPE YOU SEE THE PATTERN
IBNIZ
System/360 assembly
FORTRAN 77 or older
PL/I
MAD
>>52408666
Hi, Satan.
Javascript
>>52407893
> $CURRENT_YEAR
> Not writing in x86 Assembly
kek
>>52408228
>AT&T syntax
kill your self gnu tard
>>52409404
No, I will become an immortal GNU Assembly programmer and soon everyone on this planet will use AT&T syntax and GNU Assembler exclusively.
Your resistance is futile, accept the fututre that I will bring upon you all, mortal programmers.
The days of Intel syntax will become history soon.
>>52408156
/thread
elisp is the one true answer
array programming master race
>>52408905
>mfw
>>52407893
Rather than use standard programming languages we should agree on standard data exchange formats.
Then every programmer should roll their own personal language.
>>52407893
c
>>52407998
You also need to dye your hair pink
>>52407998
<3
>>52407893
Binary
because a set of 1s and 0s get the job done
D IS LITERALLY PERFECT
Machine code.
Whats the patrick bateman of programming languages? Someone who is successful, takes care of himself, and does what needs to be done.
APL
>>52408156
y-you didn\'t escape the '
>>52407893
Reality itself.