is putting a laptop on your lap really that bad for your balls?
>2017
>having balls
that's racist
> when u realize a laptop = pc on ur lap top
>>52404486
what's worse? the heat or radiation?
Yes, they have to be on the outside of your body because they can't handle body temperature already, setting a 100+ degree laptop on top doesn't help.
>>52404450
Is not like I'm going to use them anyways
>>52404450
Lurk more before asking retarded questions.
>>52404633
Radiation from what, I'm assuming you're not using a CRT screen on your lap...
>>52404450
I'm a transgender woman, so it doesn't apply to me.
>>52404450
Only if you use a lapburner.
>>52404450
It would be extremely painful
>>52405045
Thanks for the blogpost dude
>>52404450
Never understood why this is supposed to be a problem. Laptop and balls never touch, it sits on - guess what - your lap. It's not called a ballstop. Also it's only slightly warm (at best) unless you're playing gayms.
>>52404450
I always put my balls on my laptop, but to each his own.
>>52404483
Underr8'd toast
>>52407121
>not having a ballstop with dual trackball control
How is it like living in the past?
>>52404798
>>52407121
Fun fact, they're not called laptops either.
>>52404450
You mean a notebook computer and according to every single manufacturer on the planet they should only be used on a hard, even surface. None of them are meant to be used on your lap.
>>52407616
>>52407639
Find me any single piece of official documentation that calls it a laptop. A URL for SEO does not count. They really aren't laptops and any manufacturer will tell you that because they're not designed to be used on your lap. If you were injured or if the device broke because of poor air circulation they'd be liable but since it's not a laptop they can just say "Tough shit, you didn't follow our guidelines."
>>52407745
if they're marketed as laptops don't spazz out when people call them laptops instead of reading the documentation, fucking nerd
>>52407745
People call them laptops = they're called laptops. I get your point though.
>>52407121
Depending on the workload the bottom of the "laptop" can get very hot. This heat can radiate through your thighs and clothing, increasing the temperature of your balls. If your really stupid you also run the risk of burning your thighs.
Temperature needs to be not too hot otherwise balls wont make an optimal amount of sperm for baby anon.
Also using a laptop like in >>52404450 is not very good for your neck. The hunchback of /g/ tends not to get so many girls.
>>52408155
>Temperature needs to be not too hot otherwise balls wont make an optimal amount of sperm for baby anon.
Because africans have so much trouble conceiving, right
>>52408299
there's a difference between it being 90 degrees where you live and having an unventilated laptop 2 inches away from your ball sack
>>52408376
Not really
Why does it matter, if you have a laptop you're not going to need your balls anyway.
>>52404450
Short term it can warm them up and have a negative effect on the viability of your sperm. Long term I haven't seen any data for.
>>52408299
laptop exhausts are like 130 degrees nigga
