What programming language did God write The Universe in?
yiddish
Javascript
Judeoscript
C frontend Python backend
>>52387817
Perl.
>>52387817
binary
Obviously, an assembly language relevant to whatever "CPU" the Universe is running on.
Computing pioneer Konrad Zuse (mostly ignored in Anglo states because he was German) actually considered the Universe to be a self-computing machine of sorts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculating_Space
Brainfuck.
>>52387817
Physics
>>52387817
ook!
>>52387817
I was using Qubit to create all you know and are
>>52387817
Java
>>52387817
Assembly
>>52387817
string vibrations
>>52387817
Math
>>52387817
God? Probably in Holy C.
>>52388456
Terry, just leave.
>>52388456
So that means the creation of TempleOS is the birth of another universe.
>>52388487
Fuck you, you CIA shit nigger.
>>52387995
>underrated post
Whatever he used, he should have used Lisp instead.
>>52388266
More likely machine code.
Assembly is for people who can't remember machine code.
>>52388525
>please respond to my post
Its DNA you dummy.
GOD DOESN'T EXIT GUYS!!!
>we don't even know why the universe exists
>>52388673
>we don't even know if the universe as we think it exists really exist.
Wake me up.
>>52388673
"why" is a human construct.
>>52388673
>why
>implying there must be a reason
We only exist as information.
>>52388673
>why
Don't you mean "if"?
They just spunked over a cpu and it caused a few shorts here and there until it flipped a few 1s and 0s about sufficiently to kickstart the universe.
The rest is literally history.
wouldn't you like to know huh? If you kill yourself RIGHT NOW I'm telling you at heaven.
t. Yahve
>>52388877
Dubs of truth.
Python, because it just werks
>>52387817
One time I smoked a bunch of DMT right after a programming binge, I swear to god when I opened my eyes I saw the code of the universe. It started from a high level code that I had never seen before then kept going deeper. Atoms were objects which had logic on how they interacted with each other, they were broken down into electrons, protons, and neutrons which had a similar setup, and were broken down further. Soon it was just binary. Then I broke out of my trip.
>>52389036
So what you actually mean is you realised that everything is an object with attributes and methods. And are acting like we didn't already know that.
What's with the religious threads?
He used a voxel engine with raytracing
>>52388769
Name something without a reason.
>>52389467
With VR becoming a viable technology the end is pretty much near
>>52389036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXZWB_dNsw
>>52389514
>normalfags start using VR 24/7
>nobody cares about the real world any more
And this is how the matrix begun.
>>52387837
deep
HolyC, obviously.
>>52387817
the universe wrote itself in waves. Everything is a wave. all vibrations always vibrating at infinite number of frequencies. "God" is just a group of people's high level language they made up because they're too simple to understand a low level language.
It's obviously some hyper fat 20 dimension neckbeard running the game Chaos IV on his cheap quantum pi.
Lisp
>>52387817
HolyC, of course! Jesus!
>http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Doc/HolyC.html
>>52387980
Maybe he's mostly ignored because he's batshit crazy
>>52389513
Self-awarenes
Ego
Consciousness
>>52389965
>not knowing the reason
>same as not having a reason
Yod-Heh-Vav-Heh can be pronounced like the name of a famous programming language.
>>52387817
haskell
>lazy evaluated quantum mechanics
>>52389389
But I saw the syntax man.
Python!
>>52388537
>remembering machine code
>implying any good CPU doesn't ship with a half decent manual that explains all the machine code for the architecture
>>52389530
>wants to work at apple
>certified retard
C#
>>52387817
Prolog
>>52388673
>>52388745
>>52388797
>>52389513
The universe
>humans are the only thing to give meaning to everything
Dart.
>>52391083
True, they're not, but they don't need to be. The tendency to derive "meaning" out of things is just an evolutionary advantageous trait. It doesn't need to be the case that meaning exists outside of that context.
C
>>52389513
>the Universe
>God
So in short, fucking everything. Just because you've made it a habit to go around assigning meaning to everything and everyone around you--or if you want to be honest with yourself for just a trivial fraction of eternity, you've just accepted the assigned meaning that others have told you to, and manipulated you into accepting--doesn't mean that it isn't all bullshit.
Things have meaning because our brains require explanations, no matter how stupid, or illogical. The Universe itself does not require any such thing, and it will continue on with it's [likely] eternal expansion, long after it wipes us and our precious meaning the fuck out. Trillions of years from now the Universe will be a cold, dead, empty place with absolutely nothing worthwhile occurring, or even being possible to occur any longer. The fact that there are people who want to live forever amuses me greatly--eternal life in such a Universe would be absolute Hell. I'd say that we should be glad that we are alive at the time and place we are, but it doesn't matter if we appreciate and enjoy it or not.
>>52392241
*tips fedora*
>>52387817
antimatter
>>52388673
Damn...
The right answer:
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.ogg
>>52387817
mathematics
>2016
>implying mathematics is not a, if not the ultimate, programming language
Lisp, maybe not literally Lisp, but everything becomes Lisp at some level. Everything.
C:#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Hello World!\n")
return 0;
}
inside the compiler, after going through the parser:(include < stdio.h >)
(int main ()
((printf "Hello World!\n")
(return 0)))
Python:print("Hello world!")
inside the interpreter, after going through the parser:(print "Hello World!")
English:The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
inside your brain:((the (quick brown fox)) jumps (over (the (lazy dog))))
>>52390259
Is it loosely typed?
>>52390353
It's called being a kid. When I was that age I wanted to be an archaeologist, just like Indiana Jones. Ok, I knew it wouldn't be nothing like Indiana Jones, but it seemed like an interesting, and worthwhile dream all the same.
Today I am a machinist. It's not anyone's dream job I don't think, but it pays pretty decently, is actually useful to society, and it can be interesting and challenging. I could have ended up doing much worse for a career I think. For example I could have gotten a degree in archaeology and spent my life, busting my ass, hoping to work my way up to shift leader at McDonald's instead.
At least that kid has better career goals in mind to begin with, even if he doesn't realize that Apple is a shitty company, that makes shitty products yet.
>>52392241
>>52387817
Bash.
>>52388673
>implying the universe exists
>>52388499
Here, have an HD webm
>>52392839
This needs to turn without stopping though
>>52392696
Lisp is a mental black hole to trap the ignorant.
There are things which are not pairs and do not have pair-like or list-like structure at all.
The ignorant are permitted to focus on the things that can be shoehorned into Lisp and become convinced that it is all there is to know.
There are things that can turn the whole Church-Turing thesis on its head.
Find your own understanding. You will get no spoonfeeding from me.
I heard somewhere that DNA (and associated enzymes) is Turing-complete. So, the answer is DNA.
>>52392854
>from when I start blender with to the starting the render with the fix, it takes 6 clicks/keys
>render ETA 1hr 37min
>mfw
>>52393046
s/blender with to the/blender to the
>>52392833
>implying 0101010101 blablablabla ayy lmao Kek
>>52393046
Couldn't you just edit the webm?
>>52393006
The universe isn't written in DNA.
Sciencefags literally believe that coalescing dust in a vacuum can combine so densely as required to create a star or planet
>>52387817
I think about this all the time. The underlying system is written in something compiled, typesafe and stable like Haskell, but all of the craziness on top is written in a scripting language like Ruby.
Think about it. Why did God always meddle in things throughout the bible and nowadays we never hear from him? It's the classic software engineering problem.
>man, this system is so stable and works so well
>but I think I can make it better
>makes animals
>fucking sweet, lets do more
>humans
>oh fuck, I broke everything
>monkey patching things left and right
>continues for many millennia until
>okay, its as stable as it's going to get now
>nobody fucking touch it
>>52393079
In theory it's possible, but it'd probably look weird because the framerate wouldn't be linear anymore
>>52393263
>>humans
>>oh fuck, I broke everything
that literally makes no sense, why humans would be bad in the scale of the universe
>>52387817
Arabian
>>52393329
Not inherently bad, otherwise he would have just rolled back to an earlier version. Just unstable and prone to crashing.
>>52388673
We dont know why java exists
