Nipple sticks and a jump rope

>>52377545
looks like spark plug wires to me

- /o/

>>52377545
a jump rope

>>52377545
A fiber optic camera for looking up your butt.
Put it in your butt for us.

It's a skipping rope you fat fuck

A really nice skipping rope. Where did you get that?

Have you ever been so american you didn't recognize a fucking jump rope?

OP has. Never go full American

Skipping rope.

>>52377578
thought it was a skipping rope, but a bit too long and thin, also some sort of screws on each end

>>52377601
Yes, those are qualities of a good skipping rope. One that turns freely; not something attached to some bullshit plastic wheels or ball bearings stuck inside the handle.

Untie it and try it out. It's a skipping rope, and a damn good one at that.

American baffled by exercising equipment.

>>52377622
right ty, didnt want to assume anything because the package came from an eletrical contracting company

>>52377655
Now send it to me. I'm sure I have much more use for it than you.

>>52377560
Ez. Laughed pretty hard desu.
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