How would you fix the internet, guys?
>>52260553
By removing facebook games like Kancolle and anyone who plays them.
Kancolle is literally shit compared to 2hu
>>52260553
delete 4chan reddit and tumblr
>>52260642
KONGO IS BEST YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
2hu > ship grills
LITERAL SHIT > LL > IM
Except for shimakaze doujins
I would improve the world by deleting /g/, Reddit and removing gaming scum
>>52260642
>2hu
>good in any way
How does shit taste?
By making sweet sweet love to my sister.
>>52260746
>>52260786
>muh ship grill personalizations
>>52260553
make distributed searching system that no one cannot scam.
remove all idolfags
>>52260553
>love live better than idolm@ster
>>52260859
But Love Live is good
>>52256656
What's wrong with it? The fact that your addicted to social media sites and so are hundreds of millions of others, and that you have to share the same space with them?
>μ's
>2016
Forget those hags, we aqours now
I LOVE MAKI!
>fiber everywhere, even in vietnam and the kongo
>ban advertisements
>ban all languages other than english, chinese and russian
>people now have to present their id card to their isps. people under the age of 21 will not be allowed to use the internet
>users will also have to do an iq test. anyone with below average iq will not be permitted to use the internet
i think i fixed the internet, guys
>>52260553
But Love Live is the official anime of /g/ and Maki is the official girl of /g/.
>>52261010
>>52261061
>>52260923
>>52261097
>>52261072
you fixed the internet so the NSA gets all it wants even easier
>>52261061
>>52261097
I've slowly fallen in love with her ever since she kept being posted here. God bless!
>>52261097
Why is she sweating?
>>52261061
Me too!
>>52261010
Maki>*
>>52260553
Love Live is one of the greatest anime of all time though. Kancolle is also natural fun.
>>52260553
I don't watch anime but I fapped to the doujins on the right so they must be better.
>>52260553
LL has a really addicting mobage though. Only good thing I found on /vg/.
>>52261010
Oh, I made that WebM, that wasshoi was the only good thing about that awful aqours PV and song; Step! ZERO to ONE is better.
>>52261162
being an idol is hard work
>waifu posting outside containment boards is illegal
>memes outside containment boards are illegal
>spoilers are illegal
>underage people get their containment board too
Everything else remains the same
Kancolle character design is boring compared to Touhou.
>boatsluts being better than 2hu in any way
>giving a shit about love lame and idolmasturd
>>52260802
You said it, not me
>>52261329
I said that KC sucks.
Replace HTML with sexps.
Color, border, font, etc attributes specify user/OS-set generics. Artistic control is bad for accessibility and consistent interfaces.
No javascript. Use a different protocol for your "apps".
No CSS. You can still define layout and text content separately with sexps.
Lazy loading, "read more", and autoupdate are standard browser features. Individual lists within "pages" declare if they use either. It works by treating a list in a page as indexed, and only requesting entries after index N from the server on user input (button press/viewport change) or a page/user-defined timer.
Declare iori the official best girl of the internet
>>52260553
What's with the influx of Love Lice on this board?
>>52261347
Someone should implement a browser for something similar to this
You know, like web 1.0 with pure information and without bullshit
Multimedia content is handled by a standard set of programs on the OS, not the web browser. Videos, images, and even dynamic objects like games are download and interpreted by the right program embedded via a standard function of the windowing system.
Browser plugins 2.0: ANSI edition
>>52260553
Remove Javascript. Also Rice best girl.
>>52261345
Anything that panders to weebs is shit
>>52261422
What if someone finds an exploit in those
>>52261483
>he didn't watch Love Live
Watch it. It will change your life.
9p only
web pages are plan 9 servers that let you read text files or download/run programs yourself
there i fixed the web
don't know about the internet though.
>>52261258
>I made that WebM
I literally made it right before I posted it.
>>52261522
No you didn't.
>>52260553
>idolmaster
>old hotness
Something has to have been liked before it could be classified as "old hotness"
>>52261522
Well, I made one exactly like that one when the PV came out.
>>52260553
LL is pretty based. All raibus are best.
>>52260553
Good thread.
>>52260553
destroy it and start it all over again
Daily reminder that anime is even a lower and more pathetic form of entertainment than video games.
That's is all. Carry on.
>>52260553
Nice false flag.
Who here plays the LL rhythm game?
>>52261700
Of course I go there. Anyone else from /vg/?
>>52261690
I already quit, muse is ded and their new singles are ded and so is the game and my love.
>>52261659
>muh books master race
You do realize where you are
>>52261690
Starlight Stage is better
>>52261812
My phone lags in sif, will it handle SS?
>>52260553
You can't.
Memes have gone too far
>>52261812
LOL
>>52260553
by DELETING ALL NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52261857
I want to impregnate Elichika.
Shouldn't this thread have been deleted already?
>>52261823
>>52261857
It is.
>>52261928
no
its on topic
LL is /g/
>>52261969
Are you serious?
>>52261347
You guys need your own special Internet for people with special needs like yourselves.
You know you don't have to use the Internet if you don't like it. You can use usenet, or try to resurrect it.
>>52261721
Reporting.
Also I love Nozomi.
Fuck off sea.
>>52262031
>liking broken girls
>>52262031
You have horrible taste.
>>52262045
>liking bland sea
>>52262076
Umi = Eli > Nozomi > shit >>>>>> Maki
>>52262076
>liking cowtits
>>52260553
>tfw played both KC and LL
>tfw being ass basted by RNG
RNG always ruining my entertainment.
>>52262076
Your raibu is only about tit groping. That's it.
>>52262113
>liking barren, flat sea
>>52262170
I have a fetish for Chihaya clones, can't be helped.
>>52262170
I like her for her character and not just her body like you and your cowtits.
>>52262200
>liking aggressive sluts in denial
Mah nigga.
>>52262200
And so I am.
I like her playful but sometimes innocent character. She's pure, always thinking her friends, supporting them, giving them advises. Also she has Onee-san aura too.
She is truly a goddess.
>>52262271
She's a psycho broken edgy slut with a cuck fetish.
More memes lol
>>52262271
She's a chunni lesbian molestor.
>>52260553
And then Tokyo 7th Sisters killed the Love Live and Idolmaster.
>>52262342
Can you explain the cuck part? Everything else I understand.
>>52262453
Junai Lens.
>>52262346
LMAO
>>52260553
Haven't watched/played any, but I've fapped much more to the right so them. I hope that answered your question op
>>52262508
Time to look at the lyrics.
>>52261072
>below average iq
So that means no russians.
>>52262511
Checked LOL! Epic for the win!
>>52261072
Wow, so everyone has to be older than 20 before they can use the internet?
What about kids that do homework ir just want to chat with their friends?
>>52261229
I fapped to all of them
IPFS
>>52262644
Googling the answers isn't doing homework.
>>52262667
Whatever
>>52261514
Ok, Ill watch it. But if its shit, I will personally come to your house and kick you right in the balls
To make the internet better, all ISPs would have to upgrade consumers to Fiber.
The following would be encouraged
>Freenet
>I2p
>Tor
>Ipfs
>Cjdns
>Maidsafe
>Bittorrent
>>52262868
I'm confident that my balls will be safe.
>>52260553
By making people stop treating it as an extension of real life.
It shouldn't feel like a witness stand, it should feel like a dive bar that you can't help but find charming. Where people from all walks of life come to shoot the shit without fear of their opinions jeopardizing their jobs.
Stop teaching PHP, web hosts now must allow binary files instead of the cmpanel php script input thing. Backends now respond 10 times faster.
Everything must generate 304s... Even backends. Everything must use etags, if it came from a backend weak etags are acceptable. 80% of traffic has been reduced.
Gzip level 2 (second fastest setting) must be used on all front facing servers, 30% of traffic has now been reduced.
If every web developer did these things...
