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People spent more than 11 billion hours on Windows 10 in December 2015.

44.5 billion minutes were spent in Microsoft Edge across Windows 10 devices in December 2015 (0.71 billion hours).

Users asked Cortana more than 2.5 billion questions since launch.

More than 82 billion photos were viewed in the Windows 10 Photo application.

Windows 10 gamers spent over 4 billion hours playing PC games.

Gamers have streamed more than 6.6 million hours of Xbox One games to Windows 10 PCs.

About 30% more Bing search queries from Windows devices compared to previous versions of Windows.

Something like 3% closed their lolis into rar, Zip, 7z or similar files (all visible by NSA)

That's actually NSA Client. All your lolis are belong to the NSA
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lel

my lolis are safe
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>Normies use windows a lot
like I fucking care
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Why is this relevant? Why is this important? Let them use Windows, I don't care.
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>>52254493
>LERNER SPECTRE

lol
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>>52254559

By self relegating your homoerotic figure in the corner of reality you won't get much pussies or copypastas

just saying that as a true TUX Aryan you're eligible on insulting normies and their NSA/Win Client.
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FreeBSD/GNOME master race reporting
>No search integration by default
>No web browser by default, compared to Win10's TWO FUCKING BROWSERS BY DEFAULT (but also true for Arch)
>Server grade OS for free, instead of a feature limited "home" os with "Bing" integration for free
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Who careeeeees if they wanna spend they're time browsing though my green frog picture collection that I use for shitposting then let them.
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>>52254633
do not uncover the aryan heritage
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>>52254687
>they're time
they are customers
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>>52254493
>People spent more than 11 billion hours on Windows 10 in December 2015.
How is this even possible?

I mean, imagine that every 6.5 billion person on earth used Windows 10, that would still be over 1.6 billion hour per person on earth

1.6 billion hours is roughly 182 500 years....


>b-b-but using N devices for time T counts as N * T
What retard logic is this?
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I use Windows 10 and I am fine with them knowing this.

If usage trends help them make Windows even better that's great news.

If Linux had even half of this data available maybe it wouldn't be so shit?
You would no longer be able to sit in your basements with fingers in ears crying "lalalalala" at the harsh realization sets in that that fuck all works properly because as soon as someone brings it up you recoil in horror that some "volunteers free time hobbby" got insulted.
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>>52254778

ask Mr. Brinkmann of ghacks
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I use Windows 10 and my Lolis are fine.

Stop being fucking paranoids. Telemetry =/= Botnet or Spyware.
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>>52254900
>Honestly sharing unbiased opinion here
>Zionism = Naziism.
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Spies are watching me trough my webcam while I masturbate to drawn little girls. And they can do NOTHING about it. Oh my god just thinking about it gets me rock hard.

I can imagine some fat nerd sitting in his office at night, just browsing trough webcams to see if he can find anything suspicious... and then, suddenly, he finds me masturbating furiously.
"Well, well, what do we have here.."
He grins widely as he unzips his pants. Its been a long day at work, and now, he needs a release.
He begins to stroke his veiny cock at first slowly. after a few minutes he gets an idea.
"His clearly masturbating in front of his PC, so he must be watching some porn... lets see..."
And since i have windows 10 installed, its no biggie to pull up my open folders and such. And there he finds my loli stash.
"Oh my, this guy's naughty. He likes little girls. Oh god i can't control myself, guys going in the grey area of law turn me on!"
He picks up the pace, now masturbating even faster than me. After a few minutes of this, we are both ready to cum. I start cumming and he follows me a few strokes later. I came so hard it takes me a few minutes to recover. And the NSA guy came at least as hard as I did.
Before a shut down my computer, I wink at the webcam, knowing that somebody is always watching. I start thinking about it again and it really gets me going. I think im ready for round two. And i hope the Big Brother watching is too.
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>>52254678
>2016
>installing Mozilla

Ya fucked up, anon.
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>>52255010
>you
>botnetted

Seems like your greatest allies like your lolis
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>>52255043
Nobody will ever find my lolis, anon. Because unlike you I'm not a filthy degenerate.
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>>52254900
When they can access any file you own, and when they send encrypted data to their servers whenever you open an image file, you have something to worry about
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>>52255610
But they can't. They keep a log of
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