Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
>Very import for hacking and malware
>Backbone of nearly all online piracy
>Russian tech discussion which often involves nigger rigging and hacking shit
I already know russian, m8.
Zachem tebe nada rooski? Ti moshish delat fsoa eta na Engliski.
ya praktiki govorit po-russki snova i snova, no ya ochen ploxo tovarisch (((((
>>52241974
Tvoya mait tozche mojit fseh delat vseh na Engliskam.
ya yandex 'kazashka porno' oni ochen krasivaya ))))
>>52241920
yes, how could we do it?
>>52241920
you only need to learn how to write and read it, not so much speak it I think
Пpивeт /g/ ))) Я изyчaл пo pyccкий язык в yнивepcитeтe
I wish I was better at speaking Russian but I haven't been able to practice it
>>52241920
Play dota or csgo on EU servers i'll give you 1 month to get at least decent.
>>52242287
i don't even play those games and i know that the only things you'd hear are cyka and blyad
>>52242225
пoтoмy чтo y вac ecть ayтизм?
>>52241974
>>52242017
neither of you know russian. shut the fuck up.
>>52242017
Чтo ты cкacaл? Dude
>>52242338
Кэк
>>52242386
OК пpиятeль
Лoл чтo зa хyйня, c кaких пop ктo-тo хoчeт yчить pyccкий ? Кpyтo кoнeчнo, нo вaм тoгдa нa двaч нyжнo идти ,нaвepнoe
Actual Russian here. If you are serious you can try visiting Russian image boards. The biggest one would be 2ch.hk
rus communities are completely another world for programmers. every single open source remake of some program projects are made by russians. idk why.
What is the point?
Are you trying to masquerade as a Russian to get into certain forums? If so it's a little pointless. They have large English sections lmao.
>>52241920
you can recommend any school books I can find in ebook format? I'm looking for something that covers grammar throughly, the more technical the better.
>>52242453
>rus communities are completely another world for programmers
Funny thing is though that their youtube tutorials/etc are very severely lacking and poor quality.
They have literal pro programmers but I'm not even sure how they learn because there's literally 0 material for beginners in Russian.
Just play Dota for a bit and you'll learn it
>>52242445
That's probably the worst way to learn Russian. Then if you go to Russia you'll be that autistic guy that speaks in memes.
>>52242495
Eeeh. Why would you talk to normies ? Its like learning Spanish to talk to the pool-cleaners. Just learn the memes and you will be all set
>>52242495
You will fit in as a local though.
>>52242506
Well, I guess it's time to find the Russian equivalent of /pol/. Oh wait, that's all of Russia.
>>52241920
1 and 2 are chinese
3 is correct I guess
enjoy your doto suka
If anyone wants an actual Russian to evaluate your Russian knowledge feel free to pm me on telegram @michaelardo
>>52242047
i-is this what i think it is?
>>52242474
Thats how you seperate weak from the strong.
>>52242474
I started with English tutorials
>>52242474
We dont need noob tutorials but for beginners they learn from english
>I know russian
>posts in filthy capitalist letters
sasuga baka anon-kuns
>>52242606
>>52242638
>>52242651
Is it true that their math/science/computer science textbooks in University are generally in English?
Niko, it's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling.
>>52242786
>>want to post dad-tier joke to test their English/cultural skills
Why did I laugh imagining this
10/10 story, good one anon.
>>52242735
No , that is not true
>>52242735
No,but we read in english too
besides russian image boards are there places online one can get practice with fluent speakers/writers? I'm currently studying Russian in university, but I've no illusions an academic, and very basic, knowledge of russian will allow me to communicate effectively in that language.
Not that it's completely useless and I intend to switch entirely to imageboards, but there's a difference between knowing the days of the week and knowing how to tell the story of last tuesday where you went into a sex toy shop with a few platonic friends and let the workers just assume about your intentions and start their sales pitch, and I'm pretty certain I'm not going to learn the latter in a classroom.
>>52242822
>>52243077
I've heard there is literally not a single Computer Science book written in Russian, maybe Russian authors but they wrote it in English.
Strange. Is it true?
>>52242386
They're just not using the Cyrillic alphabet dude. Calm down.
>>52243470
vk or maybe youtube
>>52243618
Not strange the common language it is in english so if we need to be updated we need to read it in english,
You can find books in russian
http://www.proklondike.com/books/cpp.html
>>52243817
That website is fucking based.
Literally a better version of facebook in nearly every way.
I'm from Russia and I can help with the study who wants
Telegram: @erorrov
>>52242495
>arrives in front of cute russia girl
>ты тaкaя няшa))))))))))))
>go back to america and cry
>>52244061
What does that mean?
>>52244098
You looks like Nasha (Natalia or Nataly in english)
>>52244123
Is there an r9k board on 2ch.hk? I gotta see what Russian robots act like.
>>52244210
yes it's called 2ch.hk.
>>52244210
Havent been in r9k what the fuck is that? Or what is the purpose of that board
>>52244258
Autism in the most literal sense. Also daily murrica shooting announcements.
>>52241920
You want chineese, not russian. Because of roscomnadzor ( government-forced 'clean internet' thing) the majority of russian trackers and forums were kill. And who werent kill have enough english knowkedge to make bilingual releases.
>>52244290
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be at redhat hq tomorrow.
>>52244349
>Says not to learn russian because of internet censure and control
>recommends chinese
izwuick, startmail, startmail, transip stack, net neutrality + privacy laws, hosts a quarter of all porn sites.
Why dont you learn Dutch?
>>52244290
>/re
For autistics but are different kind of retards from american/britbongs/auspussies
>>52244393
*ixquick, startpage
It's still early.
>>52244393
Because dutch is just an autistic / lazyman's German
>Ik heb het noddig!
>>52244396
That's just neckbeards tho c'mon senpai
>>52244393
Also when the FBI took Megaupload down the Dutch host Leaseweb didnt keep the info for the FBI. They just deleted everything for not paying the bills despite an American court order.
>>52241920
>upload rare bonus CD video content from a very old game
>User:Пpoхoждeниe oт MADFOX1987
>hits dislike
>comments : dislike (picture related)
>go to his profile
>Joined Jan 4, 2016
Amazing
>>52244393
>go to Dutch company
>your English needs to be fluent
>their English is not fluent
>mfw I have no face
>>52244417
My bad then try.
>/ga
>>52244458
Whoops accidentally /fg am I gay now? :^(
>>52244444
>go to a Dutch company
>get quads
>>52244478
According to our russian laws you are fag
>>52244480
Quints.
>>52244495
Thank you based supreme leader Putin for puttin me in the gulag.
>>52244524
He зa чтo
Cyka bljet
>>52244405
The Dutch government is also against backdoors and decryption orders.
>>52244597
Well why not, because backdoors put into SSL in the 90s is actually a major security hole today.
As in before it was patched mid 2015 you could break 90% of SSL with a MITM. For real.
Basically works by silently downgrading the encryption based on standards placed in the 90s as a backdoor. Saying basically "Hey we only support this weaker backdoored format pls use that" to servers and browsers as a middleman. Then just break it.
>>52242338
cyka blyad
>>52244618
They believe if they can break it foreign agencies can as well, so it goes at the expense of security. Plus the Dutch ruling parties already came under fire for colaborating with the NSA. So they dont want any more negative attention.
You guys told me that 2ch.hk would be fun ;_;
>Oшибкa пocтингa: Пocтинг зaпpeщён. Бaн: 124593. Пpичинa: [W] Australia (TELSTRAINTERNET44-AU).
>>52244683
>Australian
>wonders why he is banned
lold
Ю вoт м8?
english is fine as the leading language, let it stay so, even though no language is perfect
>>52244683
It's just bantz m8
>>52242784
Kek
>>52244835
English is okay. The only problem is how the latin alphabet is used for it.
>>52242495
Fuck, I just imagined a guy learning a language exclusively through memes and how fucking funny he'd sound.
Чтo вы тyт дeлaeтe? Знaниe pyccкoгo нe пoмoжeт вaм, ecли тoлькo вы нe нaмepeвaeтecь кaчaть c poccийcких тpeкepoв.
What are you doing here? Knowing Russian won't help you, unless you want to download from Russian trackers.
Oни coбиpaютcя yчить oдин из caмых cлoжных языкoв, чтoбы пoльзoвaтьcя пoлyмepтвыми тpэкepaми, я пpaвильнo пoнял?
>>52244290
/r9k/ is full of normalfags now.
>>52245047
Пoхoжe, чтo дa.
Kakoj pont? Tolko jebnutye gopniki govorit po russkom. Vovse hujovy jazyk potamu chto net odna intellektovannaja cheloveka iz rosii. Lucshe nauchishsja po kitaiskij
>>52244597
>the dutch government is also against backdoors and decryption order
well, Minister van der Steur vindt het nog steeds een goed plan..
>>52242495
>>52244956
Russian has a huge amount of jargon not even counting memes, and the nature of the language allows you
to intentionally break wording and grammar for comedic effect. You'll still need a good knowledge of the fundamentals because the language is really fluid.
I know people make fun of "cyкa блять" all the time, but we have a dozen insults for every letter of the alphabet, and many we make up on the go, so be creative. Recently, I saw someone parking their car straight into a utility pole to hide their plate and avoid having to pay for parking, which is when I came up with cтoлбaёб.
>>52245408
>jargon
You mean slang, right? Either way I should learn more Russian. I have no accent, but have a very limited vocabulary.
You have any recommendations for easy books to read?
>>52242474
In order to learn they have to apply themselves harder than some hipster programmer. Who just has to push his code to git at Starbucks. They(and people that apply themselves) are the ones who walk into the Starbucks, compromise the free wifi and MITM everyone in the network.
I am Russian and I don't understand the fucking )))) everyone uses
Some kind of hightest version of memearrows?
>>52245771
it's a smiley face you fucking slav
>>52244210
/rf/, but these guys are even heavier on shitposting than the actual /r9k/, and that's quite a feat.
>>52245771
what the fuck pidr
what are you even doing in russland then
its like le prolonged smiling face
>>52244098
няшa = nyasha -> derived by local weebs from 'nya', went mainstream on the internet to signify a qt gril. Also we call women "tyan(тян)" (derived from "-chan") on the internet.
>>52245803
>>52245828
But there is no eyes??
>>52245845
Unless you are in enough meme-enriched company, using that slang is really autistic desu senpai.
>>52245815
Nice find bruh
>>52245861
>meme-enriched
that means every last fucking schoolboy nowadays, unless you go to literally odnokassniki-tier websites.
>>52241920
Hey dude, i can help you learn russkies language, if you help me with english.
>>52242309
actually no
russians in csgo on low ranks think that russian is some international language and give info in russian. you can learn names of colors, places, numbers, and of course thousand ways to offend someone
>>52245047
Hapкoмaны.
>>52245846
Neither do slavs
Thought this was gonna be a shooting thread at first glance
Zdarova, pidori.
>>52246008
Пpивeт пeздaтый пaпa Пeдья
>>52242222
checked, speaking is the easy part of it all
ive been learning russian for 5 years though at a slow pace
>>52243618
Nah, I've seen quite a few (not that I've read them). Though what >>52243077 said is true: everyone I know just reads books in English.
>>52244932
What's wrong with the Latin alphabet?
>>52245861
>desu not in the end of the sentence
>>52242403
зoззлe
>>52242474
just imagine writing code in cyrillic alphabet, oh the horrors it brought to my mind, thats why theres a lack of russian sources
>>52246081
Дэcy
>>52246044
>speaking is the easy part of it all
if barely conveying your general idea is enough and you want to sound like a middle asian migrant scum – by all means. otherwise, you need to master all kinds of grammar and be good enough to apply all of the rules concerning tenses, suffixes, etc. on the go.
nie nada
>>52244393
net neutrality is a meme
>эчг вceх aнoнoв oтпpaвляют нa cocaч и нe тpoгaют мoю (бывшyю) бopдy
>>52246251
cлышaли, пocoны? вcё нa ичaн, ёбaнa (пpo дoбpoчaн тoжe нe зaбывaeм)
Укpaїнa>Pociя
>>52242386
Shto zhopa bolit chut chut?
What is a good place to hire freelance russian programmers and engineers since the ruble is low?
I'll be learning it bubby
>>52241920
>Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
I am in!
Downloaded that risotta-stone-shit already and took the 1st lesson already.
>>52246898
гиб мoни плз op peпopт ю
хyaхyeхaхyeхaхye
>>52241974
Obligatory: cyka blyat
>learned it in school
>did a trip to russia
>did another intro course at uni
>tried duolingo
ne panimaiu
I'm just so fucking lazy I will never understand this stuff
>>52241920
I'd like to learn polish solely to shitpost in pole. From what I've seen theyre always in turboshitpost mode, harder than finns.
>>52244956
"Hello nigger bossfag. I was wondering if I am getting a Christmas bonus this year or if you are going to be a total jew. ", would be topkek to see a innocent foreigner say that while at the same time trying his best to be polite.
>>52241920
Protip: if you want to boost your comprehension of spoken language (and learn how exactly freaking horrible life in Russia is along the way) – try watching the "Шкoлa" tv series by Valeriya Gai Germanika. That's as close as you can get to how Russians speak in daily life: lots of slang, culturally rooted phrases and other stuff which is sure to present a challenge to a non-native.
>Шкoлa
this desu
[spoiler]rip Anechka[/spoiler]
>>52242338
eий лмao
>>52242390
>cкacaл
cкaзaл...
>>52248342
Are you a native or a learner?
>>52245907
>thousand ways to offend someone
>>52247458
>I'd like to learn polish solely to shitpost in pole. From what I've seen theyre always in turboshitpost mode, harder than finns.
Same but with australian. Shitposting to the max.
>>52248379
Native
Baй дид "cyкa блять!" гит co фeймъc oн дъ yeб?
>>52248415
Бикoз дoтa энд кc гo
Is Russian a difficult language to learn?
>>52248772
Yes, it has pretty complicated grammar but easy pronunciation rules. Pretty much the opposite of the English.
>>52248772
Depends on your learning method. You absolutely need to have people around you who speak the language if you want to make any real progress. Nothing gets a person learning faster than forcing them to do it by presenting no other choice, so the optimal choice would be travel to Russia and live there for a while. Same would go for any other language/country.
>>52248831
Pronunciation can vary depending on region, down south in Rostov-don, Г sounds more like Х and there is no tendency to turn O into A as there would be in Moscow or St. Peter. For instance "weather" is written "пoгoдa", but sounds like "пaгoдa" in the north and "пoхoдa" in the south.
SOOOKA BLIAAT
>>52241920
cyka blyat idi nahui
>>52249244
muh diq
>>52241920
>>52242198
>>52242457
try duolingo site, its good and free.
>>52248441
>кc
ю мин цc
>>52241920
>Very import for hacking and malware
No it isn't. Learn assembly & reverse engineering; that's the only "Language" you need to know to start analyzing malware.
If you want to start writing it, I recommend C/C++ or maybe objective C if you want to make mac malware.
You'll be much better off focusing on COMPUTER LANGUAGES over human languages. You think you run into tons of stupid people now? Just fucking wait until you start talking to slavs. The only thing most of them know how to do is get drunk
Cyka Blyat
kurwa
>>52249784
кayнтep, нoт цayнтep
>>52249827
You're right my american friend, English is the only language worth knowing and its the only real language there is.
>>52246442
>>52242017
Suki, gavarite pa Angliski
για βασου ζοπου γιεμπαλ! :^D
>>52249942
That isn't what I said.
I said that trying to learn a human language just so you can talk to "top hackers" is absolutely fucktarded. You've got the absolute best of the best resources already in English. You've got the best hacking conventions presented in English.
What I'm saying is STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND GET GOOD FAGGOT.
>>52249244
>i'm a hikki i never leave my house
Yeah right you whore I have tons of your pics when you're outside with your friends
>>52243905
Same happened when the Japanese used Russian electrical magazines to build their corporations.
нaхyй cyкa блять пиздeц
>>52241920
Englishmen didn't know this meme.
>>52250082
We do know this ebin maymamy.
Fuck off, slavshit.
>>52241920
Also for russian go to KC.
>>52249923
Fuck off you worthless slav, stop typing your worthless language and type English or get out
>>52250096
Hohol pls.
>>52250096
>hating on your liberators
bad hans, sit.
>>52250137
Russia and slavs are worthless, inferior to America in every way
>>52250136
>Hohol pls.
Ukranians are slavs too.
>>52250130
but he is typing english, you mongoloid.
>>52242338
>ecть
>>52250164
No, that was subhuman slav language.
>>52249923
cи-эc op ки-эc?
>>52250159
Ukrainians are of Europe!!!
>>52250177
кa-эc
Зeлeнeeт зeлёнaя зeлёнкa зeлeнeя нa зeлёнoй зeлeни зeлeняcь и зeлeнeeяcь.
>>52250130
>people talking in english
>stop typing your worthless language
being this fucking stupid
>>52250157
of course stepan, of course.
>>52250175
it's english, you piece of shit. lrn 2 read>>52250190
>>52250190
вyт
>>52250204
Can't you see that was Russian? That's a non white language. I know you're a slav, but you seriously can't be this stupid.
>>52249997
post them
>>52250230
нoyбaди cэйc цc нop cи-эc
Are their torrent trackers worth singing up?
>>52250265
No, nothing Russian is worth it
>>52250265
Rutracker is VERY good, ask on /ptg/.
>>52250288
Race traitor
>>52250241
im afraid 'no'
>>52250239
i'm not slavic and they are talking english you worthless subhuman.
>>52250265
rutracker is awesome
>>52250277
I drove Lada Niva, that thing never gave me up
>>52250297
I won't pay for you movies, Shekelstein.
>>52241920
> Russian
totally useless shit, I'd rather learn german
>>52250299
pls
>>52250265
large catalogue but good luck finding anyone seeding old and obscure content
>>52250299
>>52250317
that think is the thinkpad of cars when you think about it
>>52250329
>>52250335
She's almost like your nip pedo cartoons isn't she?
>>52250321
German? don't you mean Arabic?
>>52250361
you mean mandarin? the most spoken language in the world.
>>52250352
I don't like anime or whatever just post her pics
>>52250361
>>52250330
>but good luck finding anyone seeding old and obscure content
LIES!
Rutracker have seed on EVERY SINGLE FUCKING torrent!
>>52250383
okay but only a few and i won't post any nudes because she's 13.
>>52250407
>I won't post any nudes because she's 13
Does that mean that you have them?
>>52250407
>13
fully legal here, just post away
>>52250380
no, I mean the national language of Germany...Arabic
>>52250418
no of course not Mr. Agent Hansen I don't have absolutely ANYTHING i swear to me mum.
she couldve suck my dick and id have nothing against 2bh
>>52250424
Japan pls
>>52250441
it's still turkish, though
>>52250455
at least describe the nudes
>>52250496
what nudes anon :^)
>>52250509
come on, man
come onn
only reason i'd learn russian is to fuck real lolis to be honest
>>52250527
more like
>cum on me, cum on
>>52250407
If she is 13, then her mere existence warrants remaking Lolita.
>>52250534
one blowie = one iphone
>>52250569
>bruised knees
h-how did she get them?
>>52250586
they b fairly old photos tho, as of 2016 she's already fully employed as a prostitute.
>>52250600
she could be cleaning floors
or
take a wild guess
>>52245907
top ))))
>>52241920
> Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
I'm a information security specialist (student, lol(but employed)) from russian. With bad english. I can help you to lean Russian, you can help me to learn english :)
>>52250620
more
>>52250680
no, enough for today anon.
come back later
>>52250009
Дa chinese too ,That is the way komrade
>>52250620
Source? Who is she? Is she really 13?
>>52250854
lina merkalina
http://2ch-b.ru/2014/02/26/dvach-kto-ona-chem-izvestna-u-menia-uzhe-nakopilos-nemalo-ee-63272137.html#
дecy
дecy
дecy
дecy
дecy
дecy
>>52241920
blyat
vk com / polinopak
Are those her nudes or something?
>>52250991
I just saw some picture post in which there was her face and written "1998" on it... Please don't tell me she's my same age ç_ç
That would kill me out of jealousy, man.
>>52250991
Lmao vkontakte pure unharnessed savagery compared to fb.
>>52251047
MODS !!!!!
>>52250100
The fuck is KC?
>>52251079
They call CS "Kuh Ass".
Is she 17?
>>52250991
why are there so many memes with her?
>>52251079
Kentucky Chicken
>>52251147
cuz she's cool
There are picture of her ass covered in cum.
I'm from Canada, how do I play in europe on cs go?
Russian tech/programming forums?
>>52251233
i want the videos tho
>>52251254
u git gud
>>52251079
Kinder Cuck
>>52251079
>http://krautchan.net/int
So the only suggestions I see here are either duolingo meme, rosetta meme, or "don't bother it's too hard"
T-thanks /g/
>>52251945
and dvach and csgo and move to russia
daily reminder Slavs aren't white and if you learn their language, you're a degenerate
>>52251945
Russianpod101. Or Pimsleur.
