Let's have some fun.
Roll a number and then check pic.int Roll(int x){
if(x < 88){
return x;
}
else{
return x%88;
}
}
Whatever you rolled is now what you have to experiment coding in:
http://www.tutorialspoint.com/codingground.htm
Report back and say what you liked and/or what sucked about the language you got.
Underrated thread
>>52238033
meme language get
>>52238067
>javascript
disgusteddrake.jpg
>>52238033
rollin'
>>52238113
no, thanks.
>>52238033
ROLL
>>52238138
ew wtf is icon
>>52238033
Rollin
>>52238033
> not writingint Roll(int x) {
Return x% 88;
}
>>52238227
Yep. I threw together some code in 2 seconds. Crucify me hard.
I am betting my shekels on a meme language
rollironi
>>52238204
Oh come on!
Give me something good!
>>52238033
I really fucking hate Java after being set a task with it. I still love C, still love tho. ROLLING
Rolling for Javascript meme framework
>>52238295
wtf is that shit? come again
>>52238271
No Python 3 support, sometimes difficult to compile, pretty sure it isn't actively developed anymore. Just use PyMySQL or an ORM. Rerolling.
>brainf**k
>>52238279Transcript show: 'Well... shit...'.
Transcript cr.
FizzBuzz
>>52238033
rell
>>52238033
roll
>>52238033
Meh
>>52238033
rolling
roland
>>52238597
well, fuck me.
>>52238033
rolling
S
C or python, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qCRae5mRoRE
>>52238417|isThisGood|
(isThisGood == False)
ifTrue: [
Transcript show:'Smalltalk is good!'. Transcript cr. ]
ifFalse: [
Transcript show:'Smalltalk is shit!'. Transcript cr. ]
OK, that's enough for me!
>>52238518
>C++11
Lucked out.
Awesome: auto keyword, range-based for loops, variadic templates, tuples, pairs, unordered map/set/multimap/multiset. Basically everything that brought it closer to Python.
Sucked: all the things that are still inherently sucky about manual memory management, compiling code, preprocessor directives and macros, managing function prototypes and all that bullshit. I realize all these things have a purpose and some form of benefit, I just don't like having to deal with them in my day to day code.
>>52238033
Welp
>>52238665
What the fuck is php web view? reroll.
>>52238033
roll
>>52238033
Im lazy roll
>>52238741
won't let me enter, idk why. reroll
>>52238711
So is the D language the solution?
>>52238033
Here goes
>>52238033
fuck this shit
>>52238033
Rawl
>>52238033
Rolling one more time!
Let's hope coding ground isn't down like it usually is.
>>52238797
It looks very interesting. Just wish it would grow more in popularity. I think in the next 10 years it's poised to gain a lot of popularity. Python started to really pick up steam when it was about as old as D is now.
>>52238033
Rollin
gay
Rolling
>>52239052
Markdown is a language? Rerolling...
>>52239083
TeX? Oh, cmon... Reroll
>>52238033
add da rolls
>>52238918#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int booooring() {
string about = "This is boring!";
cout << about << endl;
return 0;
}
int main()
{
booooring();
return 0;
}
Meme roll
>>52239115
already a C coder, rerollin
>>52238033
rollin
>>52238033
jeusi
Roleing
Well, roll I guess. If the language is interesting, I may do this.
>>52239143
jquery ROFL
C#
>>52239143
rollin again i dont even understand why markup languages have classes
Ok
Roll, pls luck
>>52238930
Made a quick prime checker, not the worse programming language but not my cup of tea.Function isPrime(num As Integer) as Integer
If (num < 2) Then
Return 0
End If
If (num = 2) Then
Return 1
End If
If (num mod 2 = 0) Then
Return 0
End If
For div as Integer = 3 to int(num^.5)+1 Step 2:
If (num Mod div = 0) Then
return 0
End If
Next: Return 1
End Function
For num as integer = 0 to 50:
If isPrime(num) then
print str(num) ;" is a prime."
Else
print str(num) ;" is not a prime."
End If
Next:
>>52238033
dubs get
check'em
>>52239569
i already know python, ROLL!
>>52239569
lol
>>52238033
rolling for C
>>52238033
>0
roll
rollerino
>>52239122
Last roll for tonight!
Friendly reminder that if you don't know assembly you're an MIT nigger.
>>52239609
>one off
>brainfug
sheeeeeit
>>52239693
Re-roll
>>52239696
>mfw /g/tards think they're hot shit for knowing assembly
>>52239723
Is the little MIT nigger afraid of awk?
>>52239754
What?
eh
>>52238033
neat
come at me, 15
ill have ago
>>52240017int x = 3;
Roll again
>>52238033
>x%88
you relaize that this just makes the first two rows twice as likely, right?
rolling anyway
>>52238033
rolling
hope i get to learn something new
>>52240142
Yeah. I know.
I don't really care. It covers all cases.
>>52240784
fuck that shit
>>52238033
This is actually not shit
roll
JK Rowling
r
>>52241068
Fuck that, rolling again.
>>52241108
That's not even a programming language.
>>52241139
Yum, a nice hot cup of no!
Hot cross rolls
>>52238033
Rekt
>>52238033
rollin
>>52241153
Latex for people who enjoy typing a lot.
May as well roll.
>>52241177
Fuck scala, reroll for me me language
>no Arnold C
Nope.
dull roll
I have never coded anything ever
Give me something easy please
Heart of the cards roll20
>>52239554
Fun shit.
>>52241296
R e r o l l
>>52238033
Rollin
>>52241286
Rerolling for a real language
>>52238033
roll
>>52238227
This. And it's sad that only one person mentioned it.
here goes...
>>52241392
I already admitted I threw it together in 2 seconds.
The point is to discover a new language. For better or worse.
>>52238033
not b, thread reported
>>52241416
what the fuck, it gave me the language I use most... rerolling, hopefully won't land on another C-based language
>>52241418
But people just reroll until they get a language they already like.
>>52241369
i already use python :/ no fun
rerolling
>>52238033
give cobol
This is a really cool idea
>>52241442
no
I don't experiment with meme's
roll again
DAE think isMeme(language_rolled)? reRoll()
>>52241438
In the process, you are going to run across languages you have never heard of before unless you are lucky enough to roll a language you are familiar with. It's up to the anon to pursue the said language or reroll.
>>52238033
roll
>>52241492
Reroll
>>52238033
roll
Roll
>>52238033
rollan
hi
>>52238033
rollerino
>>52238033
rolling for meme
>>52241433
Haxe reminds me of Java, and not in a good way.
also
>web dev meme
>>52241590
>>52241590
reroll
>>52241567
Drawing focused. Can't like it on principle
>>52241609
FUCK well I asked for it
Rolling. Please be C.
>>52238033
Roll
Rolling!!!!
>>52241607
Yeah, according to Wikipedia, Java was an influence on Haxe. Even a simple Hello World for Haxe looks clunky like in Java.
rolllll
>>52241643
NOOOOOOOOOOO
again ;-;
>>52238033
03 get
>>52241628
fuck this shit
>>52238033
Alright, rodando.
>>52241678
rerolling
>>52238033
let's go
>>52241696
rerollingngng
Sounds like fun
rollg
The hell is Python MySQL?
>>52241686
Haaa Verilog. I actually need this.
>>52238033
rolling my money
>>52238033
roll what should my first programming language be :^)
hope its approved by /g/entoomen
>>52241607
I really have no idea what kind of programming language Haxe is trying to be. I feel like Haxe has serious identity crisis issues. and the whole putting the main inside a class thing really rubs me the wrong way; I'm not feeling this language at all
>>52241739
just be thankful it isn't VHDL
It's verilog thrown through a blender
>>52238033
(Ada|Go|Erlang|OCaml|Assembly|COBOL|Julia|Lua) plz
Why are (La)TeX, Markdown and CSS on the list?
>befunge
the hell is this meme language?
>>52238033
What if I'm retarded and can't math? Can I still program?
>>52238711
What's wrong with preprocessor directives? Also, a lot of the manual memory management stuff can be done with proper RAII and smart pointers.
I agree that compiling C++ is a pain in the ass though. People can't seem to agree on a build system, and most of the options are pretty bad
>>52241950
>can't fucking figure math out because I'm dumb as fuck when it comes to numbers
>roll programming language made by fucking MATHWORKS
I'm supposed to believe in growth theory and that if I tried hard and consistently I could learn math and how to program, but I'm probably just going to go into college for a management degree because I'm dumb as shit.
>>52242006
haha what. you don't need to know more than some rudimentary middle school algebra to get started on learning how to write code
>>52242096
I can do that shit, just can't penetrate even high school level algebra/geometry/pre-calc. Shit fucks me up hard.
I've always wanted to be a programmer, I've dabbled lightly in Codeacdemy, specifically the Python course, and fucked around a longer time ago in DARKbasic or however that shit is capitalized.
I was fine for about 20 lessons on Python, then it started to put shit together I just couldn't wrap my mind around, and couldn't make progress without just looking up the answer. Some people have said Codeacademy is shit, but tons of people praise it, and I feel retarded, so that's what I'm leaning towards.
>>52238033
I'd like to participate.
i hate black pep[le
>>52242290
fuck
>>52238033
rollin'
Time 2 get 4realious
roll :^)
rolltime
>>52242249
When did it start getting hard for you? What kind of problems were they?
In my own experience with Codeacademy, I thought the initial lessons in each unit were a bit too hand-holdy so I can see how you might have trouble with the exercises that require you to actually apply what you've learned if the previous exercises didn't actually teach anything. I feel like Codeacademy is more focused on teaching syntax than teaching logic and problem solving
>>52242352
what. reroll
wew lad
Rolling
>>52241516if (std::cout << "hello world\n") {
}
look ma, no semicolons
not doing your roll bs lad I'll let my post digits decide
Role
>>52238033
curiosity killed the cat (or did it)
>>52238033
roooooool
>>52238033
Rolling for the sake of rolling
>>52242693
tf I used awk all this semester in *NIX class.
REROLLAN.
>>52238033
time 2 roll
>>52242764
already know PHP/MySQL, it's shit, rerollin
>>52238033
roll but most likely I will have no idea about it
Rolling
>>52242919
Reroll; I refuse
>>52242942
Already know. Reroll
>>52242955
Holy fucking reroll
>>52238033
Roll. Never coded before.
>>52238033
What the fuck is awk
>nasm get
>>52238033
Roll
why not
>>52238033
>>52243017
get the fuck off of /g/
>>52243017
windows babby detected
>>52238033
roll
>>52243185
I don't even want to try
bowling
>>52243235
can't wait to code in HTML like a real hacker
rolly
>>52243058
meh..VAR
this, language, sucks : int64;
ix : integer;
BEGIN
this := 0;
language := 1;
writeln(this);
writeln(language);
for ix := 0 to 90 do
begin
sucks := this + language;
this := language;
language := sucks;
writeln(sucks);
end
END.
Rollerino
>>52243374
Too easy, reroll
>>52238033
roll
>>52238033
Rolling. Pretty interesting thread. OP
09 get
meme
>>52238033
r o l l
OK
>>52238033
roll rust pls
:)
>>52238033
rollen
it better not be something absolute homodildos like a functional language...
rull
>>52238033
les go
raul
Rollin' In The 90's
Rollo
>>52243895
Rerollo
>>52238033
Roll
>>52243859
Reroll no thanks
>>52243917#import <stdio>
using namespace std;
int main() {
cout << "Hola mundo!\n";
}
Dunno if it will compile
They see me rollin'
>>52238033
Rollerollerolleroller
>>52238033
inb4 c#
>>52238033
fugg id
what's the secret command to roll?
>>52243995
Reroll
roruu
>>52238033
well
Fucking rollin.
They see me rollin
>>52238033
Rolling for the future
rolll
Rollllllllllllllll
>>52245052
Coding in markdown?
>>52238033
here comes shitlang
>>52245092
It's not even a fucking programming language.
Rollem
Rollin for ruby
Rollan
>1⅔ posts per poster
>only one roll
Guess this solves that.
(roll)
roL
a lot of these aren't languages
also c++0x is c++11
>>52238033
Rolling
ROLLAN
>>52245596
again
>>52238033
rolling for brainfuck
>>52238033
nigger
>>52246017
Couldn't really tell the difference between C++ and C++ 0x. http://www.cprogramming.com/c++11/what-is-c++0x.html explained it well enough though, not that exciting.
>>52238033
Everyone says "try GO!".
Let's see if I'm doomed.
Ruuul time ;_;
>>52246063
reroll
>>52238033
>get 11
>CSS-3
That's not a programming language. How the fuck am I supposed to program anything in fucking css?
