>Girl1: Who's that weird, overweight guy you've been talking to earlier?
>Girl2:That's just my neighbor. I'm nice to him because he's useful to have around in case I have computer problems.
>Girl1:That look from him... I think he likes you!
>Girl2: EW! I would never date such a Dork! He just recently tried to explain me the advantages of "free software" and Ubantu, till I had to tell him to shut up.
>Girl1: Wow, weird.
>Girl2: Yeah, but he fixed my computer the other week while I was out partying with my friends.
>Girl1: I wish I had such a guy around, my Laptop is acting strange lately. I think It's a virus or something.
>Girl2: I'll send him over. Just pretend to be interested in "alternative Operating systems".
>Girl1: Thanks. hihi
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Cool story, bro.
>>52216177
FUCK YOU!
>>52216177
Tell us how you really feel.
>>52216177
>tfw actually being friendzoned like this by some dumb bitch
>>52216177
Cool story, bro
>>52216177
Good storey. I cry everytim
>>52216277
Dump that bitch!
>>52216297
It's not that i know many other females...
>>52216324
you don't need 3D females
>>52216177
I don't see the problem as long as you're charging for it.
>you get ez money from normies
>they get pregnant from chad and friends
everyone's happy
>>52216177
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>>52216344
Good repeating numbers.
>implying I have any girls in my life.
Nobody can mooch on me.
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>>52216485
All those butthurt reactions. OP must have hit some serious nerve there.
>>52216177
>whiteknight.jpg
>>52216540
i seen this on /b/ and /v/ a lot
it's all one guy replying without the image reposts
>>52216919
>17 posts 15 IPs
>all the same guy
Nigga u dumb.
>>52216177
laugh all you want whores
my data recovery software will make sure that ill be the one laughing in the end
>xD
>projection
>>52216177
you charge or add their computer to your botnet right? you don't actually "just fix" it right? if you do, I'm laughing at you too
also this made me laugh
http://gizmodo.com/5980842/there-is-blatant-racist-and-sexist-language-in-github-code
>>52216177
this happens
>not hitting the gym and being a super buff nerd
>>52217025
>Laugh all you want whores, when you let me in there will be no going back
>>52216349
lmao salty crusader
>>52216177
He should just install gentoo without asking them.
>be me
>cousin keeps getting spyware and viruses on her computer
>she keeps calling me over and I keep reformatting, installing xp, and installing the drivers
>After the 4th time say "I'm installing a more secure version of windows so we won't have this problem anymore. What do you actually use this computer for?"
>word processor, paint, interbuttz, musics
>Install Fedora, open office, firefox, java, flash, some open source knock off of paint and winamp, a bunch of codecs, and drivers
>create account for girl and write down the info
>give root pass to her dad. tell him keep it because I'm going to forget it and you'll need it if you ever want me to put new software on it
>6 months later
>we need some other shit installed
>find a linux program that does that
>"OK where's that root password I told you was really important?"
>What?
>well ya'll find that password I can't do anything without it.
>can't you hack the password?
>no
>can't you reinstall? Windows?
>no
>what can we do?
>buy another computer
That computer still works and is running a Fedora version from like 2008. Haven't been asked to fix shit and they haven't bought another computer.
>>52218647
>he can't reset the root password
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>>52217641
>this
>very nsfw
top fucking kek
>>52216277
im pretty sure you are the dumb one if you let them use you like that
>>52218647
>not having a seperate home partition so you can reinstall
