Should /g/ make a CAH deck on Card Cast?
>>52192597
WOW ! At first I though you were a retard but I didn't know this card game, it looks really fun !
>http://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_MainGame.pdf
>>52193866
>http://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_MainGame.pdf
I can't tell if you're being a smartass or legit.
why would you cut them out when you can buy them?
played for the first time yesterday
really like it
the goal is to say the funniest/worst thing ever
you should really try
>>52194080
Maybe because we can only buy the english version.
if any one wants to make the /g/ cah deck, start telling me cards and I'll add them in.
>>52194217
yeah, I have a box too. A friend online bought it for me.
>>52194382
I'm sorry, that sucks. someone should do something about
>How did I lose my virginity?...............
>A beer bottle
>>52194432
OK
So if we gone do this I'll explain the set up
>How did I lose my virginity? _
you need a single underscore (I can add it in but just so you guys know. along with 1 single underscore like any of the cards)
>white card
thats fine the way it is.
This is seriously the first time some of you have heard about this game?
>>52194600
what do you expect, it's /g/ they don't get out much it's a "party" game. they don't do that.
>>52194382
a friend of mine bought a non-english version
guess you have to look for a third party supplier
White cards:
A sweaty steve ballmer
GNU plus Linux
TempleOS
1 terabyte of CP
An overpriced audio cable
A raspberry pi zero
The NSA
Gentoo
A tor exit node
>>52194817
A macfag
Mechanical keyboards
>>52194817
ill add them
also here to everyone else
https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/49KEM
guys we have 0 black cards.
>>52194931
What did I gain from lurking /g/?_
>You got BSoD because _
>Stallman is mad,_ will make him happy.
>A new package arrived, It's _
>Arch is easy just like _
My Thinkpad runs _
>>52194817
Black cards:
How come my internet is slow?
The most important thing when coding.
How do you make yourself secure online.
>Richard Stallman eating things off his feet
Red Star OS
GIMP
Windows 10
/dpt/ What are you guys working on?
Black:
What you're referring to as Linux, is actually _
On the day Steve Jobs died, I was too involved with _ to notice or care.
A suitable alternative to MEGA is _
I'll do my chores once I'm finished with _ , Mom
Black:
The skinny rotting bald corpse of Steve Jobs
Kim Dotcom's defense attorney
This is my first time on /g/ how do I become a hacker?
More white cards:
Desktop threads
Non-free software
NSA/Windows
Black:
What's the best text editor?
Quick tip to people making white cards. Try to not make ones that wouldn't be funny in any situation. Shit like "Desktop threads" isn't going to be funny no matter the Black card.
Black:
Forget emacs or Vim, real people code with _
have never laughed once with this game, i mean, when the only thing you can do is make clever/rude shit up, there's no inventiveness to it whatsoever
fibbage is a much more fun game
>>52195316
yeah, i can see your point.
>>52195338
I guess it depends on what set you play. /co/ and I made the DC VS MARVEL set you see in my collection. I thought with the amt of shit here we could make a giant deck too.
Black Cards:
Pacman broke my _ dependencies again.
Why isn't the wifi working?
_ is a NSA honeypot.
What did I find on my parents' hard drive?
What is the revolutionary new iphone feature?
What is Anita Sarkeesian mad about this time?
White Cards:
Installing Gentoo on salvia
Turning it off and then back on again.
Card tilt
ASUSGTZ.EXTREME_GAMING1137 RAM 16X1 GIG for 3000 dollars
Zombie Steve jobs stealing your code.
RMA Hell
Wait, mom! Arch broke _ again!
>>52194080
>why would you cut them out when you can buy them?
Because I couldn't buy them.
They aren't sold around here at all. I could order them from amazon uk maybe for a huge comparative price but eeeeh.
It was easier to just send them to a print company one town over for printing.
>>52195332
Black:
_____, IT'S OVER _____ IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT!
What went wrong, /g/? ___
>>52195401
yeah that's a bummer. but honestly, it's just easier to buy it for like 25 on amazon VS wasting your time going that much out of your way, spending gas and everything. Trust me, it's just easier.
http://doushio.com/cards/
23/27
we are doing good so far.
___ BTFO!
Giving the Linus Torvalds Award to the Free Software Foundation is a bit like giving the _ Award to the _.
>>52195533
>___ BTFO!
that trip tho
>>52195555
That quad tho
Jewtel
AMD
>>52195615
Housefires
Here at apple we're proud to present our latest innovation, the i_ - and we think you'll love it.
StackOverflow
XDA
The botnet
White cards:
Insufferable macfags.
"Premium" audio equipment.
NEETs who post in desktop threads.
MPV
Torrents
>>52195719
mpv*
if you guys know how this works, we need more white than black but be creative
Developing webapps in x86_64 assembly.
What did my Amazon™ Drone™ bring me today? Oh its my _
>>52195749
Around 30-40 black cards should be enough, right? Why not start a vote to decide on black cards before picking the white cards?
Check out Linus's ___ Tips!
Code obfuscation in Brainfuck.
The Cloud™
Calling everything a botnet.
Calling everyone a shill.
>>52195845
Should be Linus'
>>52195786
As long as it makes some essential sense it doesn't really matter
It says here on your résumé that you don't use FaceBook. Care to explain? _
>>52195918
>white card
BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS BUZZWORDS
>>52195918
Oops, Facebook, not FaceBook.
________ , Said the average /g/ User.
________ ! Replied the Board
Black:
>IT'S OVER! _ IS FINISHED!
>I'd just like to interject for a moment, what you're referring to as _ is actually _
>I use encryption to hide my _
>_ is a botnet
>You wouldn't download _
White cards
> Dragon dildo
> Muh thinness
> Ian Murdoch's twitter rant
>>52195446
Kek
> inb4 zozzle
when are we gonna play this
>>52196125
when we get at least 110 white cards.
>>52196162
you don't pay attention do you? go look for the link I posted from card cast
>>52192597
Dibs on the logo.
>>52196216
go for it. enjoy your time in paint anon.
Beats by Dre.
He fell for the _ meme.
>>52196474
A HDMI cable with anti-virus protection.
Bitcoin
>37 black cards
>88 white cards
holy shit /g/
Black card:
Hey /g/, what anti-virus should I use?
___________________.
also for a white card:
Common Sense
>>52196602
dude the DC VS marvel deck is around 500
>Year of the _ desktop
>_ thread, no time for _
>I run _ because _
>I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as _x_ is actually _x_/_y_
>I found a _ on the floor, any way I can bypass the _
>RMS dislikes _ because _
>rm -rf _
>Lo/g/OS
>CirnOS
>vidya
>nonfree software
>currynigger
>Jamal
>NSA
>*
>>52196774
>NSA
>nonfree software
already there
>Get on the ground, fucko! Squad, take his _______ and all other ________
>>52195382
>Why isn't the wifi working?
not Why is the wifi working?
GUYS!
JUAN UNDAHSCOE
10 more cards come on guys.
>soldering cpus
>>52194931
I would give up _ for a new iPhone.
>Hey /g/, I found an iPhone, what can I use to unlock it?
>Honestly, I believe using cables filled with _ give the best tone
>The unboxing videos are the ones with _
>Please format my HDD when I die before someone finds my massive collection of _
>After five hours, my download of _ is finally complete!
>What did I forget to add to this PC build? _
>I only trust _ when looking for _
>You call Jobs an innovator, but he really is _
>Botnet
>Dragon dildo's
>Apple
>iPhone
>Android
>Pictures of Stallman bathing
>Neckbeard
>My moms basement
Honestly, /g/ and tech CaH material are hard to think of...
>>52197831
Give it back Jamal.
do that for a white card.
Anyone wanna play it with "pretend you're xyzzy"?
White cards:
A tasteful anime desktop
A Mongolian rice recipe website
The internet of things
A CPU fan attached with wood screws
Internet enabled buttplugs
An enraged Linus Torvalds
FapCoin
Black cards:
_ , the best programming language ever made
My new tech startup combines _ with _
_ now powered with _
>Green is my pepper
>
>____.js is a javascript enviroment based on _______
>>52194217
Sounds fucking retarded. If I wanted to do that I'd open up /b/
>>52198132
then go away if you dont want to play when we get done anon
>>52198171
>http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=216
we are not ready anon stop.
When we have a good amt of cards, we will begin, we may have at least 5 players+ and we do not have enough cards for this. trust me. I have played with a short amt of cards in a deck and the same jokes go fast.
>>52198167
When is it done?
>>52198206
lets get the whites to 130
>A girl without a penis
>white
DEVELOPERS
IBM Model M
ChinkPad
Ahmed's nice clock
SSD
pentium 4
1366x768
botnet
wageslave
Lagdroid
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=21
lupus
>>52198710
bump
so we need at least 50 black 200 white
so 70 more cards and we have a complete CAH deck non exp worthy
white: Fizz Buzz, SJW language
It already exists.
Just google CAH IT pack or some shit.
There are a lot of non-official made by multiples companies to cash-in on the open-source principle of CAH.
Jamal or Tyrone?
>3.5 GB
>stand-up desks
>fizzbuzz
>C+=
>Thaddeus McMichael claimed _________ was a joke
>things/dont click/______/_______
>free as in _______
>How should I name my wifi?
>Cool _______, ________. Want to bring it to the White House?
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>>/trash
go back to /v/
>implying i _
>not having a _
_ users are poorfags
designated _ streets
>>52198710
lupus isnt the right password
>>52199999
what a waste of good digits...
>White cards
a NIGGER
Cia nigger pedophile
>>52199999
the game kept having issues and we are now going to make the deck bigger. shouldn't take long. I killed the game.
sorry guys, went to fap. I'm back
white:
Riced to shit.
My waifu desktop.
>>52200000
literally who?
>>52199999
reporting in from another /g/, just thought I stop by and say NICE NUMBERS MATE
i know you guys can think of 60 more cards.
>>52199999
very good numbers my mate very good
any one wanna do DC VS MARVEL VS /g/?
>What wm should I use? _
>_ is a meme _
we need more white than blacks guys.
loli
>A smooth Gentoo install
>Copyleft
>Running as root
>GNU Hurd
>Buying a 4chan pass
>ext4
WHITE WHITE fuck i meant white cards.
wait i read my own thing wrong god damn it.
>KMS
>DRM
>KMS/DRM
>dmcrypt
>LUKS
>dmcrypt/LUKS
>X11
>Posix Shared Memory
>pthreads
>mpv
>mpd
>ncmpcpp
>openbox
>Wayland
>>52194931
Hey guys this package just arrived, I think it's _.
Should I get the new iPhone or wait until I can buy _?
Daily Programming Thread, _ free edition
On my new 3d printer I just made _
I tried installing debian on _, I should have probably just stuck with _
I tried the whole "_" thing from the last cyberpunk thread, I think it really has some potential.
>./a.out
>DMA
>IO ports
>Memory mapped IO
>Virtual memory
Ballmer Developers
Open Sores
Mugshot Bill
Holy Steve Jobs with iPhone
Technology impaired duck
Linus Swearing
I don't know what suit they all are though
White:
A pile of unused zenfones
A diy wooden hard drive rack filled with WD Greens
A pedantic neckbeard
My sister
Your sister
My sisters panties
>I'm not happy he's dead, but I'm glad he's _____.
>Anonymous.ogg
>Our lord and saviour, Richard Stallman
>Script Kiddies
>Proprietary drivers
IBM Synapse running a copy of Kim Kardasian
A cluster of PS3's
2 year old webcam tape
That massive zit on Snowden's face
>Kernel Panic - ____________
>Kernel Panic - not syncing: Attempted to kill _____!
>/dev/____
>/etc/____
>/home/____/
I woke up to find my friend fapping violently, in one hand _, on his desk _.
Onii-chan, could you help your little sister? I accidentally downloaded some malware now my computer's full of _.
You forgot the leading period.
>>52194080
so its easier to customize
Thinkpad T60
Thinkpad T420
Thinkpad X220
Touhou
>DBAN
>Sticking magnets to your hard drive as the party van pulls up
>Private trackers
Add in everything. The shit ones can be removed when the deck is large enough.
Lennard Poetering
FART FART FART
SICP
GNU + LINUX
ALSA Project
Amiga
Techloligy
Thermal Paste
Wood Screws
Mechanical Keyboards
CRTs
Being your family's IT guy
Linux Kernel Mailing List
Hardware Backdoors
Macroshit Wanglows Niggernet Exploder 9 ©
A cluster of Raspberry Pi's
Megaupload links
Stallman's third nipple
Start Wandows Ngrmadly
It is now safe to shut down your computer
Gaming on Linux
Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer
Marked for deletion (old)
Cum on CPU
Liquid cooling
Rotational Velocidensity
Coconut audio
Beats by Dre™
It's called a USB line, I'll show you later
Web developing with Assembly
Nevermind, I solved it :)
>Start Wandows ______
>>52192597
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as ___ , is in fact, ___, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ___.
>/g/ - _______
I have Gentoo running on my _____
Technology
Anime & Manga
a diamond HDMI cable
White Cards:
Security Through Obscurity
A ThinkPad with cum stains on the keyboard
Black Cards:
_ is technology!
>Writing a virtual machine and kernel from scratch.
Black card: Cherry MX ______
>Updating your CryptoWall installation
>Leaving dongles full of CP in cafes
>Dongles
>Running Android x86 on your desktop
>Prebuilt PCs
>pacman -S ______
>pacman -R ______
>error while loading shared library: ____.so: cannot open shared object file
>zsh: command not found: ____
WHITE:
Java
Cherry MX switches
NSA/Windows
Duck Duck Go
NIGGERS
Trackball
A broken CRT monitor
Richard Stallman
Linus Torvalds
Edward Snowden
Gentoo
ArchLinux
Debian
Ubuntu
>echo $CC
>________
$CURRENT_YEAR
CIA niggers
>echo $SHELL
>___________
The C programming language
FYI, The guys at Cards against Humanity are good people. They have no problem with others printing and creating their own cards, for a long time the only way to get CaH was to make em yourself since demand vastly outweighed production.
This year they paid the Chinese printing company they use, to produce nothing for an entire week so its employees could have paid leave, something completely unheard of in China.
Anything we do to promote these guys can only mean good karma, keep the ideas coming /g/!
>Using Dvorak
>The last ThinkPad
>C:\Windows\NSA
>An IOCCC entry
>tfw none of my friends would get this to play it
I still want it though.
>>52198132
Fucking trip fags
WOW guys I'm disapoint
no one till now said
>Delete System 32
>>52201671
click my link and see how much this deck is currently lol
Install ________
No you fucking idiot these are supposed to be black cards.
See >>52201514, >>52201549
>>52201755
>:T
Then make them right meanie face!
wat
>>52201790
I did make them right, did you not see the fucking underscores on the next line?
>>52201797
OH K WTF?
>>52201823
Yeah but you can't do that on the card with out doing like a lot of spacing and I have no idea how many spaces it would take to do that.
Yall wanna see where this goes or wanna goto 300 on the whites?
>4 copyrighted _____s will be removed
____monogatari
>>52201797
anon check it again cause I thru in some blank spaces
>>52201914
Fixed it.
You can check it yourself, it appears in the "Order printed cards:" box.
let_the_bodies_hit_the_floor.mp3
fingerprints on your monitor
Degaussing a CRT
Y2K
Macs can't get viruses
Cable elevators
Youtube to mp3
128 kbps mp3 to FLAC
Why would the goverment spy on me?
We need more women in STEM
Kickstarter
Shit
No drivers
Automatic updates
Something Happened :(
Nanami Madobe
You can't just make it through modern engineering if you can't use MATLAB
Free as in Freedom
Free as in Free Beer
LISP
The botnet wants you to starve
YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP
Systemd
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Welcome to the waifu age
VR eroges
Animu wallpaper
Another movie about Steve Jobs
We're in
7 proxies
Ethernet to 220
Ctrl alt del
Chink flip phones
Structure and interpretation of Computer Programs
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Add more cores
The Cloud ©
Let's all love Lain
Samsa clip with rockbox
Cow comfort thread
3DPD
VLC
Serious Business
>>52201943
LOL holy shit that worked?!
>>52201952
jesus christo
welp getting to work i guess
>Ian murdock killed himself because ___.
>if (argc < 2) puts("_______");
>10 PRINT ______
>20 GOTO 10
>2016
>Still using deprecated ____
>mpv stands for "media player _______"
>>52201952
>eroges
>s
Wrapping your dick in tin foil and sticking it in a power socket
Actually, change this to:
>if (argc < 2) puts("Usage: ________");
It would be cool if someone could set a page like >>52195514
>Semen as thermal paste
>Arch Linux. The distro for _______.
>>52202149
card cast doesn't work there as far as I'm aware
White:
Wood screws
>3.5 GB
3DPD
This thread. My sides
>>52202193
Or:
>Arch Linux. The distro for _____ girls.
Black:
What kind of system specs would I need to run _?
>main.c:13: error: ______________
>main.c:13: warning: ______________
>Wakaba
>x86-_____
lets try and only do white cards, lets get 17 mor white cards
>html/css "coding"
>girls who code
>node.js
>eggplant
>housefire
>whitespace
>dedicated
>CLI
>hacking the mainframe
>snake oil
>backdoors
>interjection copypasta
>my wife's son
>systemd
>/v/
>computer hanging from the ceiling
>ls ~/____
>____
>An FOSS replacement for ___ is ___
>lets start working on ____, i'll make the logo
>>52202336
White:
>$ man ___
>My final project was in college was ___
We have enough now.
How do we start playing?
im trying to make a game but it doesn't seem to work
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=292
join ya fegs
lupus
>it's not free like beer, it's free like ____
GOD DAMN IT WE NED 100 MORE WHITE CARDS FUCK
>>52202963
little girls
acer build quality
windows vista
quicktime
>Moto G
>Tiling WM
>/pyramid/
>ipfs
>apple
>bloat
>>52202963
Plan 9
Steam OS
i3-gaps
Deepin
Saint Ignucius
Linyos Torovoltos
Muh freedoms
>>52203073
>/pyramid/
love seeing the senpai around /g/ <3
Common Sense Security Pro Edition ©
A spider nest in your computer case
Compiling Gentoo from source
Hatsune Miku
Overclocking
Housefires
Your Mom
Android Optimization
Custom ROMs
Macfags
British power sockets
Stepping on Legos
Ricardo Stallmanu
The Nvidia Fermi line
Coding while drunk
Coding while crossdressing
Tighthighs
Rainbow kneesocks
Post feet
Actually reading the terms and conditions
Capitalism
Communism
Bent CPU pins
Anti-static wrist bands
Anal lube
Cum
HP Black Printer Ink
The Jews
Bombay Tech Support Center #23
Bruteforcing
Feminine dicks
NSA Honeypot
Five Eyes
The Great Trump Firewall
Obama
remember that when you code open source, you code _____
/g/
>>52202537
i cant see the cards
>>52204106
we're not currently playing. we are chillin and repairing the deck, we will play again in a few. come join if you like.
>>52204151
coolio, tnx anon
incase my thread dies, we are meeting here for more shit.
https://discord.gg/0ZP2BxUIC1fzbLIe
>>52204151
Playing again.
>>52204151
Game's over.
![1405528753034[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ysUprVY.png "1405528753034[1].png")
>>52192597
>people still play Cucks Against Humanity
A disgusting normie
White privilege
My waifu
Stallman's secret nipple
The hacker known as 4chan
The new Apple mouse
The fact that I have nothing to hide
Vanilla Ubuntu
A recent Computer Science graduate
Ruby on rails
2 970s in SLI
IPS
4k
Your fedora
A virigin NEET
>>52205929
That's why you use CardCast instead of giving CaH money.
someone start a new game
I was playing with /o/ and they have a pretty funny deck
>>52201094
You can create and buy custom sets which fit right in with the real CaH set from CardCast.
rm -rf /
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dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda1
