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>normie friends suddenly deciding to change their major to CS because it's "easy money"
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>>52187802
>too autistic to engage with the person directly
>i'll bring it to 4chan where all of my above average friends and i can condescendingly mock this guy! that'll feel safer.
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>>52187802
>I
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>>52187828
Wow dude I didn't realize you browsed /g/ what's up
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>>52187839
nope. i'm just not too socially awkward to talk to someone on facebook, or hide their stupid posts, and move on.

if you're too much of a coward to put your commentary on that person's status, screencapping it and running over here to make fun of it with your anonymous "buddies" is a pretty good alternative for a chickenshit faggot.
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>Int
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>>52187862
it was a joke at your expense you autist
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>>52187862
What if I'm SO socially awkward, I don't even have a social media account so that I can't see all the dumb fucking things my friends say, because I can never get around to sperging about how much it annoys me.
Instead, I just ignore them, then and there.

Is this normal?
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>suffix incrementaion
>I is still 2015
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>>52187802
>Jewbook
>Ever
>>>/trash/
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>>52187802
Where are they going to for work? Detroit?
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>>52187899
what shit langauge do you use where i++ isn't i+1?
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Yeah some faggot I used to know who knows fuck all about comptuers is taking CS, I doubt he will get far.

I blame the sucess of social media for ruining the internet and flooding related fields with incompetent lazy idiots who simply want a deskjob. When will this meme end?
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>>52187802
don't worry, we've all been there. Most of them will leave uni by next year.

>mfw a friend of mine, after having failed every single exam of the first year, decided to leave and tried to enter medical school the next year
>computers, organs: two words to say the same thing
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>>52187919
You're an idiot, he is saying using ++i would have made more sense.
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>>52187928
Lazy people will always be lazy.
Sheep will always follow sheep.

Kinda like the conservation of energy, the lazy sheep are neither created nor destroyed, merely changed from one form to another.
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>>52187882
you're a joke at your own expense, you autistic, retarded coward. if you have a bone to pick with one of your faggot friends on facebook, take it up with them. screenshotting it so you can retreat to the comfort of 4chan to safely criticize him without having to face him is the most pathetic, niggardly course of action you can take.

you're like an kid with aspergers who sniggers at every other thing people say, but panics when someone asks him to speak up and explain what he's sniggering about. if you have something to say about your friend's post, say it to your friend.

or, you know, stop being friends with people you mock as normies and insinuate are idiots.
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>>52187945
ooooo i get it now. thanks senpai
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>>52187928
When the field becomes saturated and people actually have to show skill to find a job.
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>>52187919
>He doesn't know the difference between ++i and i++
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>>52187975
In both instances I will become 2016.
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>>52188016
No it won't. If you don't use it again, it won't return 2016 pleb. Please go back to the basics again
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>>52187962
>When the field becomes saturated
>When

It already is, I've only ever met one seemingly competent person who worked in IT but he lost all of his steam a long time ago and only does anything with computers at work.
It's amazing to me how trivial it is to be smarter than a college graduate in something like networking by barely knowing anything at all.
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>>52188066
It won't return anything because there's nothing being returned doofus.

The value of I would be 2016 before the program terminates, nothing would be returned to the user.
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>>52187899
>C++ is still C
u wot
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>>52188226
he's kinda right.
with i++ the compiler adds before incrementing and with ++i the compiler increments first and then adds
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>>52187957
didnt read LOL :P
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>>52188419
He's kinda not right. After both statements I is 2016.

And adding and incrementing are the same thing. So you're even wronger than he was.
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>>52188226
check it
    int i = 2000;

cout << i++ << endl;
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>>52188132
>I++
>there's nothing being returned

average "CS student" everyone
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>>52188441
He never used any output, I've already explained this.

What you need to do is put a nop after I++ and check the value of I in a debugger.

Get shat on nerds. 2015++ and you still can't program.
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>>52188132
>It won't return anything because there's nothing being returned doofus.

jesus fucking christ
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>>52188440
Yes AFTER. it's not the same
    int i = 2015;

if (i++ == i)
cout << "You're an idiot" << endl;
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>>52188447
I've been programming longer than you've been alive sonny.
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>>52188477
And you're still THIS blatantly unaware of extremely basic concepts?

Holy shit
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>>52188468
I know what you mean, but he said "adding and incrementing are the same thing"

And that's not true. I don't care about that dumb facebook post
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>>52188485
I have a learning disability, faggot.
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>>52188473
That's not how the variable was used. If he used count << i++; you would be right, but he didn't. You're making up code that literally isn't there.
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>>52188497
lmao is this the same guy that still doesn't understand that increment/decrement operators return a value
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>>52188505
It does, but the program does nothing with it. If you inspect the value of I after the statement is executed, it's 2016. This isn't a hard concept.
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>>52188515
dumb frogposter
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>>52187899
>>52187919
>>52187945
>>52187975
>>52188016
>>52188066
>>52188132
>>52188447
>>52188477

okay niggers what the fuck are you talking about?

Both i++ and ++i will increment i immediately. The difference is that i++ stores the old value of i and returns that while ++i will return the value of i after being incremented.

The difference between them is only apparent in the statement they're used in, afterwards, they have an identical effect.
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>>52188515
int taco = 0;

taco += 1; //taco is 1
taco++; //returns 1, taco is 2
++taco; //taco is 3

u wot
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>>52188535
That's what I've been saying.
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>>52188560
>adding and incrementing are the same

>MFW he doesn't read
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Fucking retards not using i = i + 1 and avoiding autistic outbursts altogether.
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>>52187957

calm down, holy fuck this is what 4chan is for
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>>52188621
I personally use i = (i % i) + (i / i) + i;
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>>52188635
I personally use a lookup table of all values where inc[0] == 1, inc[1] == 2... etc for all possible values of a 64 bit integer.

Then I can do i = inc[i];
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>>52187802
>I
>++ after the variable
Fucking kill me
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>>52187928
You realize CS is easy shit right? Probably the easiest thing you can major in math related besides accounting.

Head on over to /sci/ and try telling them about your CS degree, see what they have to say about it
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>>52188666
see >>52188535
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>>52188470

what language is this? try the same thing java, scala, php, or just about any language and i++ would be equivalent to i=i+1;
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>>52188674
that's a JS interpreter. It printed what i++ returns, which is the old value of i, but if you query about i's value again it will be incremented.

This discussion is worthless you all are scum.
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>>52188667
This. If you have a masters in CS, you have my respect. If you have a bachelors you can fuck right off. I personally never went to college because a degree is worth nothing.
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>>52188696

oh right, sorry i thought it was printing the actual value hah
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>>52188696
>MFW he said the discussion is worthless
>MFW he discusses
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>>52188718
I know my worth and yours too
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>implying i havent been samefagging this whole failtroll thread
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>>52188671
pre increment returns the original value of i, and then adds one to it.

there's also the point of pre incremementing creating the variable i at every iteration (assuming it's in some kind of loop) but any compiler worth its weight in salt will optimise it as to not notice a difference.
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>>52187802
But you are a normie as well because you use facebook. CS is only difficult to the flunkies who went for useless arts degrees that only require you to show up.
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>>52188731
all me
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>>52188756
>>52188731
MFW they want to be me
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>>52188745
>pre
I think you mean post. Everything else is exactly >>52188535
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>be me
>get a BSc+MSc in industrial engineering and management
>tack on a BSc in CS because it's easy shit

I have no idea how this is going to work out for me.
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>>52188535
and everyone knows that i++ gets optimized to ++i by every c compiler if the current value of the variable isn't needed in that statement
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>>52188806
Yes, that is true. So as I said before, this discussion is worthless.
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>>52188495
a u t i s m
u
t
i
s
m
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What is an Int?
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>>52188433
>still hiding behind cowardly tactics
You're really a whole level of pathetic.
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>>52187957
Did you get burned hard by your "friends" or something?
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>>52188907
Integer
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>>52188907
It's like an int but GAYER
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This fucking thread.
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>>52188767
>>52188718
>>52188616
>filenames

Kill yourself, Redditor FAGGOT
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>>52190519
>Calling people le secret frogchan insult because they use other sites

Daily reminder that minimum posting age here is 18
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>>52187899
It doesn't matter if "i++" is all of the statement. The compiler will almost certainly generate the same code.
Although I can see the advantage of always using "++i" as a matter of style.
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>>52187894
Yes
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>>52187957
You are honestly tragic
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>there are people who take poo in loo CS degrees over superior white male software engineering
Stay stupid
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>>52187957

Honestly, fuck you normie. If those friends weren't normie fagets they would be on 4chan and see this thread, if they aren't well, it's not worth it talking to them.

I have a friend that not only does the thing in the OP but his joke-code ISN'T EVEN RIGHT, and only shows that he's completely uncapable of understanding how computers and code work, with retarded bullshit like pic related. Like most normies, he's stuck in social interaction and can't write code because, after all, coding means speaking a non-human language.

I not only insinuate but I'm also SAYING that he's an idiot and MOCKING him but I won't say it to his face because it's just not in my best interest to do so and therefore it doesn't make sense. Deal with it normie, and as always, watch your back for beta uprising.
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>>52193909
are you retarded? just because poo2loo schools teach """""""""""""""""""""""""""""cs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that doesnt mean every cs program in the world is indian-tier
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Wait wait wait
Should I use i++ or ++i? Is there even a difference?
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>>52194189
well m8 it depends that why they made two options, if there was only a right one there would be one possibility only
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>>52194189
God damn. Google this shit. "Pre- and post-increment"
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>>52194062
what the fuck is this triple equal sign?
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>>52194062
>if boolean == true
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>>52187802
people who post code in facebook posts tend to be total shit at coding.
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>>52194246
triple equal sign '===' is used in languages like JavaScript to compare not only the value, but also the type of two objects.

i.e.

'a'=="a" //true
'a'==="a" //false
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>>52194558
Oh i see.
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the math at a real program is too hard for most people

even though it's actually easy...
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>>52194637
algebra is too hard for most people. Even though the enrollment in CS/related is going up - Is the graduation rate? .. I'm not so sure
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>>52194062
>if bool value equals bool value
getttttttttheeeeeeeefuuuuuuuckkkkkkkoooooouuuutaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeee
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>>52187802
>Using upper camel case for disposable variables
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>>52194273
there's a lot more shit in there buddy
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>>52194558
your example is incorrect though.
Double quotes and single quotes aren't different types in javascript
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>>52194637
So many degrees die in the algebra classroom.
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>>52194062
le year of CODE erryone can CODE
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i = 2016
print i


get fucked
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>>52194062
>uncapable
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>>52187838
>>52187875

This
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>>52195069
dude what
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Should I major in CS or Chemistry
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>>52187862
this.

>2016
>still calling people normies

even your grandma is on 4chan, buddo
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>>52194990
i dont give a shit
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>>52194878
i hate it how they call it code so it seems like its some sport. why dont they turn architecture or something like that into a teen meme and leave us alone?
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>>52187802
>Int
>I
>I++
>Not I += 1
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>>52187899
Idiot.
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>variables starting with capital letter
holy shit
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>>52188473
Oh my god you are fucking retarded.
Just fucking kill yourself.
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>>52187802
don't worry OP, he'll realize how hard it is and leave it for something simpler. If he's an average normie and nothing like us, he wont last long. I do video game music and this guy I know said he wants to do it, but didn't realize how long 1 song takes to make. he thought 3 minute song only took 10 minutes. LOL if that were true, i would have an entire album out in hours.
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>>52187928
It's the fact that so many people can openly say they are computer majors and they take C++, Unix, whatever else and they say how much fun they have and their normie friends want to do it and they think it's easy but it's like doing calcus in 7th grade for the first time and it's too hard. They aren't going to get far, they aren't going to stay, and at least 70% of them will leave the class. I hear all the time that most people who go into computer courses normally ditch it cause it's too stressful

>>52187957
2nd this.

>>52188477
if this is true you're prolly in your late 30's, why are you even on 4chan at this point/
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Get fucked!
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>>52197285
>if this is true you're prolly in your late 30's, why are you even on 4chan at this point/
i will be on 4chan when im 90 fuck you
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>>52198419
>i will be on 4chan when im 90
based
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>>52187957
I agree with this. And I'm you're typical /r9k/ self loathing faggot
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>>52198419
>when I was your age! moot meant something!
grandad pls
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>>52194062
var sad = (function() {
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value: sad,
stop: stop
}
})();

function beAwesome() {
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// life motto
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