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wut do?
>>52173808
Don't be evil
>>52173808
Bring a bottle of water to hydrate your mouth. It will be busy.
Pretend you are a woman, gay and/or non-white.
>>52173826
Then what will he do at google? Just look at his colleagues being evil?
>>52173808
Why google has the gay flag colors?
>>52173808
Just say your a faggot
>>52173808
become gay.
>>52173935
do i hav to suk penis?
>>52173960
Yes, also roll up to the interview with a baby niglet in tow if you want to become an executive
Steal their documents while they aren't looking
>>52174003
I'm applying to be a code monkey though
>>52174137
Pretend to be a femboy, wear some femboy clothes.
>>52174372
this also ask them if you can get a butt plug covered by their insurance. It shows you are proactive in researching them.
Ace interview.
Get hired.
Do good work.
Work your way up the ladder.
Get into a position where you can influence company policy.
Make them stop being BOTNET, or if they don't, burn the place down.
they just read this thread
>>52173862
>sucking dick
>>52174372
That would not work with Google desu.
>>52174450
>Make them stop being BOTNET
You really want them to go bankrupt?
>>52173808
If you have to ask, you're probably not gonna get in.
>>52175092
Uh, no? Preparing for something is a very useful trait.
>>52173808
Take a shit right on the desk.
>>52175031
Sue them for discrimination then.
wear an anal plug
it increases confidence
>>52175044
They are quietly becoming a new Microsoft in enterprise software. They'll be fine.
>>52173808
How well do you know your algorithms and DS?
>>52175459
What's DS?
>>52175485
google it
>>52173808
gorge on all the free food at the cafeteria
>>52175485
data structures
