What's that fatboy? You want to be a software engineer?
Well looks like you're gonna have to workout at work. If you can't even hold a plank for 1 minute, I'm afraid you don't pass our cultural fit.
>>52160040
I wish we could fat discriminate. I have yet to meet a truly obese person who was worth a damn for anything.
Pudgy/chubby, sure, ive met some brilliant programmers who carried a bit extra on the waistline. But if you are comically oversized there is a 0% chance you are smart or motivated.
>>52160040
yeah sure, why not
we already discriminate against ugly people anyway, why not add fat people to the list
in fact, why do they even make fat people-sized 10XL clothes?
We should stop accomodating fat people so they can go out in public wearing mumus they probably made themselves instead of normal people clothes.
>>52160240
Or people that smell bad for that matter.
>>52160405
people that smell bad are almost always obese or mentally ill
>>52160240
They can charge more for fat person clothes, so why not? It's not like every brand makes 10XL clothes.
>>52160040
>plank meetings
Holy shit I wish our standups were replaced by plank meetings.
So much time that I could spend browsing the web pretending to work instead of listening to people talk while pretending that that is a form of work.
no fat people on /g/
I generally associate morbid obesity with laziness and ignorance on a 1:1 scale.
Obese meaning obese, not just chubby.
>>52160040
teams with more women than men
>>52160077
>who is Gaben
>>52160656
don't
morbid obesity comes from a lack of self-control and probably a lack of social awareness
they're ugly on the outside and the inside
>>52160673
>All the women look like they have no idea what they're talking about.
Oh wait, that's because they really don't know what they're are talking about.
>>52160673
I can guarantee you nothing productive was accomplished from that meeting.
>>52160710
>lol women are le dumb! XDDD
the men in the room are wearing the same dumb expressions, so does that mean they're clueless too?
>>52160728
yes
>>52160728
Well, I didn't pay attention to the men, but now that I payed a little attention, they seem clueless as fuck too.
>>52160673
I would smash all the chicks in the pic. I couldn't work there because they would be fighting over me so much.
>>52160673
Too many white people.
>>52160040
If they would expect me to do planks at work I'd come in sweatshirt and sweatpants everday.
