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best of /g/'s pick up lines?
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What best pick up lines can /g/ come put with?
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want to see me install gentoo?
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>>52146954
nice

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will be

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Hey bby gurl, so do you know how much rms weigh?
Enough to break the ice nahmsayin
ayyy
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What you are smelling is my sweat because you are so beautiful it is making me nervous.

Please rate my pickup line /g/, I think it's pretty clever. It hides the reasons for my sweat stains and makes her think my sweat smell like food.
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ayy gurl are u sperghetti, because its time for you to meet my balls

That's all I got. As for /g/ related ones, I have no idea.
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H-hey, I-I um.. I think you're p-pretty
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I see you don't have systemd installed, let's fuck.
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you're too hot, let me cover you with thermal paste
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You crashed my heart :3

Now fuck you, give me a sec to sudo service heart restart.
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I'm n... not actually a girl, you know.
Oh... you already guessed?
I guess I'm obvious, huh. I only do it to be better at programming...
W-what?? No, dont say that, I'm not cute! I j-just do it because it makes me feel good, that's all...
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>>52146954
I like living on the edge

I OC AMD CPU'S with stock coolers
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I would fork his dongle!
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>>52146954
Let's go back to my pad and crash.
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>>52146954
ayy bby u want sum fuk?
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>>52149396
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>>52146954
ayy gurl you're hotter than a reference 290x

ayy gurl you're hotter than a macbook running java
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>>52146954
>Yes I'll have a large coke with that.
>T-thanks
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>>52146954
Hey baby, I can tell when I enter your private void, there will be no return ;)
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>>52149396
You give me a funny feeling, anon.
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>>52150172
HAH!
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