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Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class
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Let's write a Java program, one line per post.

public class 4chan {
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}
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public static void main(String[] args) {
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apt-get install rm -rf
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System.out.println("Java is for cucks")
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while (true) {
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int faggots = 100;
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:q!
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>>52136895
 Socket s; 
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>>52136958
;
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[String dick = "none"]
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>>52136974
 break; 
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>>52136914
/thread
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// this is where the poo goes
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>>52136974
>>52137035
I laughed
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>>52136895
return -1
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bool opIsFaggot = true;
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>>52137067
*/

your code is now destroyed. sorry guys
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>>52136914
made my day
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>>52137000
s = new ServerSocket(65000);
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>>52136914
We did it reddit!
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Formatter output = new Formatter(s);
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>>52136895
reportSage(this.Thread);
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>>52137638
who is Sage?
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>>52137741
you are sage you fucking fag
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>>52138141
Apology for bad English
When were u when anon was sage
I was sat in car talking to mum wen op calls
Anon is sage
'no'
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>>52138453
ok pajeet
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>>52138595
Apology for bad English
When were u when pajeet was designated
I was sat in car talking to mum wen poo calls
Pajeet is designated
'no'
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while(true){System.out.println("the only shit is in designated shitting streets")}
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>>52138837
ERROR ';' expected
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>>52136914
Btfo
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>>52136974
>>52137035
lulz
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"4chan" is not a valid identifier because it starts with a number. You had one job, OP.
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>>52139492
np the IDE detects those things in real time so they arent a problem :^) lets get to fixing syntax errors

>>52138837
while(true){System.out.println("the only shit is in designated shitting streets");}

>>52136895
public class Fourchan {
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>>52136914
First post, best post.
/thread
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>>52137363
Val = 1:0 {u=r /\/\ 0 rn}
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>>52136914
Nice1
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>>52138820
rajeesh stfu noone wants to hire you to make Java applets anymore
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>>52140080
b-but im cheap, i charge 0,1$ an hour Only because im not a greedy american, and im gooder than american Engineers and more skilled And Experienced
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public class reddit {
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>>52140159
System.out.println ("how do i code text?");
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>>52136914
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>>52140138
but your code layout is shit. You do stuff like this:

if(var==var){ doFunction();}

as opposed to:

if (var1 == var2) {
doFunction();
}


lrn2syntax
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>>52140204
haha if only it was just that...
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>>52136895
Goatsucking nigger you can't name a class like that
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>>52140204
>not putting your one line functions on one line

What's it like being retarded?
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>>52140271
PAJEET FUCK YOU, YOU AINT GONNA TAKE MY JOB YOU HEAR ME? ENJOY YOUR SLUM
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>>52140296
Ai papi tell me more about bytecode
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>>52140244
Because Kinect does not recognize brack prepole
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>>52136914
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Interpreter interpreter = Interpreter.createInstance();
interpreter.eval("(load \"lispfunctions.lisp\")");
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>>52136958
Std::cout << "cpp masterrace<< endl >>52136958
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>>52136914
First post best post
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>>52136914
toppest of keks
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#define false true
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System.out.println("EH?!?! CHE MASKING DI MERDA!!!");
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