Hi, I'm here for the job interview
>>52134728
you're hired
>>52134746
>>52134728
you're both hired and then immediately fired.
>>52134728
Tell me about your experience with [name of proprietary program].
>>52134728
Probably not.
Too much of a liability. Also, he seems a bit too old (inability to learn new tricks).
>>52135082
You sound green as in pepper.
Can you repeat that in spanish?
>>52135158
FUCK what am I supposed to do now?
>>52134728
Can you tell us why you want to work at KFC?
>>52134728
He's got tenure, he doesn't give a shit.
>so it says on your resume that you created the popular text editor "emacs"
>that's quite impressive, but can you explain why you chose to implement an embedded lisp interpreter, instead of a more practical language?
>>52134728
Can you write fizzbuzz in C#?
make sure to house all primitive type variables you define in their own classes, which all implement IEnumerable, then instantiate all of them within the for loop
oh and make sure to write separate methods for even the most basic arithmetic
Apply online
>>52135082
nice age discrimination, you'll hear from my lawyers, see you in court.
>>52134728
Richard Stallman? We were looking for a mechanical engineer, but fuck it, you're hired.
>>52135082
>Bad teeth
Americans, eh? If they're not the same set of copy and pasted perfectly straight and white teeth they're 'bad'.
The marketing of dentists must be highly effective in your country. All that unnecessary treatment...
>>52135311
>dentists
You mean media and entertainment. dentists don't have to advertise really.
>>52135310
Hire me, but plz don't discriminate.
>>52135311
>All that unnecessary treatment...
Brushing your teeth sure is hard.
>>52135260
Underrated post
