My computer is a toaster. Is there an antivirus that won't slow it to a crawl?
>>52110606
GNU/Linux
>>52110606
common sense 2016
>BadBIOS
>Airgap
>2016-5 electrolitic days
>>52110639
Are you betatesting it?
>>52110753
>not having 4 slots for double toasting capacity
>>52110769
yes, it's very good so far
>>52110797
2015 version is light as a breeze
>>52110788
Only neckbeards need this many slots.
>>52110821
>7 am
>brew cup o joe
>I think I'll enjoy a nice bagel with my coffee
>pull out 2 slot toaster
>gather bagels and cream cheese
>Awww yeaaaa bagel time
>insert bagel
>press button
>wife's son walks in
>"FRANK WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO MAKE MY POP TARTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
>he pops my bagel out and throws it across the room
>not even 20% toasted
>IF ONLY I HAD BOUGHT THE 4 SLOT TOASTER
>>52110606
>not using common sense 2016
>>52110921
>buy four slot toaster
>put wife's son's poptarts in alongside your bagel, just to be courteous
>he walks in
>WHAT THE FUCK FRANK WHY ARE YOU EATING MY POPTARTS WITH YOUR BAGEL YOU FAT SHIT
>all these casuals
>>52113636
>start ubërtoaster
>brownouts across the house
>>52113616
>>52110921
>put son in toaster
>Frank is winner
>>52110606
>running Winbloats on a toaster
Just switch to GNU/Linux nigger
running avast (file scanner only) on my win 7 1.6ghz atom / 3gb ram toasterbook and it's fine
>>52113636
what the fuck why not one of the conveyor belt ones?
10th slice will be fucking mouldy by the time you get around to dealing with it
12 year old thinkpad on XP here
I use Comodo antivirus, never notice a performance drop
Go off the grid
>CommonSense 2016 pro
>sandboxie for "phishy" websites
>>52110921
>wife's son
>>52114125
I used one at a DQ. Only toasted one side
>>52113636
enjoy your proprietary bagels faggot
>>52115262
Underrated
