SimVirus thread.
if you made a computer virus, what would it do? (bonus points if it interacts with other viruses.)
>>52070081
Delete this thread.
>>52070081
Virus are so 2000's Rookits its where its at bruh.
>>52070086
No. Fight me, reddit.
it would archive the contents of the hard drive, install hackintosh, and restore all the files into it.
>>52070081
Install Windows 10.
The beauty of my virus is that nobody would ever realize it exists.
My virus would add a subtle gaussian blur to every image previewed. The file itself would remain the same, but every access to it would find a blurred copy.
Also, all tabs would be replaced with 4 spaces.
Should I make a kickstarter for this?
>>52070629
good idea, reminds me of this:
http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
>>52070740
A classic.
>>52070519
That's the most evil thing i've read for a long tim+1 internetz to you, sir
One that fixes things.
Windows not working? It fixes the problem.
Slow computer? It remove unnecessary crap and register keys to speed it up.
Linux distro not doing what it should? Fix'd
Then reveal myself as the creator of the Mr. Fixit autonomous program, slowly encroach all the tech support market making everyone 100% reliable on it.
Use the cash to promote development of completely new systems and architectures for computers and programs.
Never update Mr. Fixit to work on them.
Make random changes to it's own code so it evolves into an AI
>>52070081
download other viruses, move the mouse randomly sometimes, occasionally add an extra character when typing, crash processes after an hour of use
Infect a PC and remain hidden while infecting other PCs on its lan if possible and gather data.
I would have it check what soundcard is in use. If it's not an integrated audio solution it would then produce static background noise just to piss off audiophiles.
Installs Gentoo.
>>52074169
i lol'd
