If you had 30 minutes alone in a room with your best friend's laptop and a 1tb external harddrive, what files do you go for first?
>>52061935
none of them you creep
>>52061935
Nothing I wouldn't degrade myself with using people who can't learn to encrypt and have nothing to hide.
Nothing, my friends don't save porn.
>>52061935
>implying that anyone here has friends.
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Whatever they are okay with me copying. We sneakernet movies and animes
>>52061935
I would just wipe it all and install linux. I might even wipe it twice just to make sure he can never recover the files.
>taking advantage of best friend's trust
You really are a shit person aren't you, OP?
>>52061935
Your mom photos ha ha ha
[spoiler]Nothing.[/spoiler]
>>52061935
>search whole drive for ".jpg"
>sort by name
>find anything that looks like a camera generated filename
>copy paste it all
>sort through it for nudes later
>>52061935
>Stickers on a laptop
OP here. I ended up failing to backup his data so I could install Linux. I need 2tb to do that and I'm too pussy to do a partition.
>>52062251
But you got the porn right?
>>52061935
>not installing Arch, and while waiting for that to finish, go through his closet, put on his cross dressing clothes, and sprawling on the bed to await his return.
all of appdata
run a program like windirstat to find any hidden folders and copy those
Everything. Here's what I would do.
>Make multitool bootable usb (PartedMagic for example)
>use CloneZilla to copy to external drive
>use GParted to unallocate partitions on laptop
>act like nothing happened
>period of time later
>buddy asks for help to fix his laptop
>"yeah but it'll cost ya"
>copy backup onto drive
>"that'll be $50"
Repeat onto others and make dough
>>52062251
If you're too pussy to partition, you shouldn't even be installing operating systems in the first place or for that matter touching other people's shit.
>what files do you go for first
>with your best friend's laptop
none. i'm in my 20s, not just recently in my teens. i'm not about to defraud my friends and i'm too old to play pranks on them like a retarded teenager.
>having friends
probably copy his music collection and maybe some movies
If they get laid enough, steal their sextapes.
Hehehe...
>>52061935
None. They have terrible taste in pornograghy.
>>52061935
All of them if i wanted any but from my experience i never feelt that urge.
grab their music
dd the harddrive.
>>52061935
None of them, because I'm not a backstabbing asshole.
>>52062207
most reasonable idea to be honest. he'd really learn his lesson when i send him a pic of me jacking off to his dick pics.
>>52061935
I gave my best friend my old computer.
>I didn't even log out of Facebook
Personal porn containing any women, movies, games & music i haven't bothered to acquire yet, their browser profiles.
In return i will eradicate that malware i just know they have, give them any media i have they don't and optimise the fuck out of their system.
All i touch must be made to run fast and efficient lest it trigger my ocd.
>tfw they endure youtube ads like a peasant
No friend of mine shall suffer this injustice, even if they are a pleb.
>>52062038
You don't actually have friends, do you.
>>52064458
so you have your imaginary friend use your old computer in the storage room?
>you don't openly rummage through your friends computers to see if you can find incriminating shit and have the same done to you
Smh desu senpai.
>>52064638
actually this
no matter how old you are
that's part of having friends, part of life
if you don't do this you're all sad beings
>10 years ago friends find porn on my pc
>the title was mildly funny
>still hear jokes about it today
>>52064638
>>52064663
stockholme syndrome
whipped by your shitty friends so bad you think its normal
>>52064723
epic
>>52061935
>"best friend"
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