>download an app
>turns out its a program
Reduced brain processing capability amphibian post submitter
>install a chrome app
>turns out it's just a bookmark
>>52029212
>download a desktop background
>turns out it's a wallpaper
>download a x264 video file
>turns out it's an mp4
>reply to a faggot
>turns out it's a dumb frogposter
>the meme has spread to /g/
>install Linux
>turns out to be GNU+Linus
>buy a watch
>turns out its a mechanical timekeeping device
>free download
>turns out it's only gratis
>download an mp3
>turns out to be a .exe
i like the element of surprise
>install gentoo
>turns out it's a Linux distro
>Install Ubuntu Minimal + Xfce + Compton
>Everything works, can't find anything to complain about
Fuck
>>52031626
giggled
>Install Windows
>Turns out it's a botnet
>Buy Mac
>Turns out it's for faggots
>>52031626
>Ubuntu Minimal + Xfce + Compton
You mean Xubuntu?
>>52031626
>just works
yeah after 500 tweaks to make it actually load into the desktop reliably
>we need install gentoo
>nobody give a help
>>52035037
I don't know how you can fuck up an Ubuntu minimal install. All I had to do was install X, relevant drivers, update and grab myself a DE (I went with Cinnamon) and had a fully-functional desktop with no weird hiccups.
>>52029212
>download program
>turns out its addon
>>52029212
>Click on /g/
>Shitposting
>>52031265
>tfw trying to explain this concept to people
they don't just don't get it
>>52031551
Underrated post
>Browse /g/ on a family-oriented holiday
>It's just frog posters
>>52029212
>order a wireless psu
>get a psu with no cords
>>52031555
but gratis is monkey-speak for free...