i'm gonna be interning at Apple in Cupertino this summer. AMA.
>>52001985
Does your breath smell like cum?
>>52001985
Apple is for schmucks. Ask a Tesla intern anything ;)
>>52001985
What do you think is the optimal size, shape and colour for a dildo? And what is your favourite brand?
>>52002001
when I kiss my girlfriend after she's gone down on me, yeah, sometimes.
>>52001985
Have you purchased the knee pads already?
>>52001985
>>52002015
depends on the person for sure.
don't have a favorite brand.
>>52002008
If you're actually a Tesla intern, what position? I applied to a position there so I'm curious if it's the same one.
>>52002017
with which Linux distro did you wipe the OS X partition on your MBP
>>52002045
lots, but most recently Arch
>>52001985
>intern
Are you going to be getting paid? If not, cuck.
Also it would help if you said what you're actually going to be doing, no doubt fetching coffees and dick shaking after others have been to the toilet.
>>52001985
What will you be working on?
How did the interview go and what questions were you asked?
>>52002058
yes i am getting paid, it would be illegal otherwise.
>>52002063
I am going to be working on the Apple Watch.
I was asked a lot of questions about a lot of things — a lot of systems stuff (memory layout, performance optimization, garbage collection vs. reference counting) and a lot of general CS/programming stuff (how do hash tables, a lot of complexity analysis stuff, etc)
>>52002090
>I am going to be working on the Apple Watch.
kek, as if an intern would ever do anything meaningful
>>52001985
What's your level of study?
Are you an applefag or are you in it for the money?
>>52001985
Don't get Apple interns like 6 grand a month or something along those lines?
If this is genuine, Anon, then congrats, not only because of the cash, I would love such an opportunity.
Apple Europe only offers shitty marketing intern positions though
>>52002124
i'm an applefag for sure. i'm a sophomore in college.
>>52002041
I was hired as trainee UX engineer for the in car dash, but got moved to embedded autopilot controls (applying for the autopilot software engineer role could land you in front end, back end (machine learning on their servers, or embedded engineering group).
>>52002146
Jesus, they accept sophomores for internships?
Are you at Stanford or something?
>>52002158
somewhere supposedly tied for CS with Stanford, yeah
>>52002008
Kek... totally raped shitty apple fags thread...love it
I know I have no way of validating this, OP, and if you really got it, congratulations from me.
But why would you want to make a shitty "AMA" on a consumer electronics board with occasional terrible programming-related threads about this achievement?
>>52002182
Kinda jelly. I go to a top uni but it's in continental yurope and hence completely unknown in the US. I sent my resumes to google/fb but I'm sure they ended up in the garbage pile.
>>52002149
>tesla
>not spacex
how does it feel that you're a failure in life and will contribute nothing to the future of humanity
>>52002225
if it makes you feel any better, I got rejected from Twitter and Facebook. Didn't apply to Google. (I am OP) Tech recruiting is very bullshitty sometimes/most of the time
>>52002214
thanks anon. and i'm on winter break and bored.
>>52002058
>mad that he never got any internships and now works with people that don't have degrees
>>52002252
>and i'm on winter break and bored.
It's just that I expected anyone who works at Apple to be a super-workaholic, spending every waking minute on personal projects to improve their CV and generally have absolutely no time for nonsense like /g/ lel
>>52002411
i'm definitely a workaholic, but i also like to fuck around. i'm working on a side project right now actually haha
>>52002449
well you have one advantage over me.
I don't have enough multitasking skills to simultaneously program and shitpost
>>52002449
You got a github? Im calling bullshit on this whole thing.
>>52002449
Do you have a lot of personal projects on git or the like?
>>52002479
>>52002487
yes, I do have a GitHub account. Yes, I do have a lot of personal projects on it. What would linking you to that (which I won't do — it's under my real name) do to help convince you? It's not like there's any connection to Apple on my GitHub...
Install Gentoo and tell people to install Gentoo. Linux is superior
>>52002001
/thread
>>52002530
/thread
Hes full of shit
>>52002661
Why would he be lying? You sound super jelly.
>>52002708
Because nobody willingly becomes gay.
>>52002708
Thanks for outing your position, I am forwarding this thread to the lead on that team, Apple does not take kindly to 4chan users, enjoy not getting hired.
>>52002001
/thread
>>52001985
I don't even need to ask, I already know you're a literal faggot.
>AMA
>>52002182
What school is that?
How far are you living from campus ? Be prepared to be ass raped by rent anywhere near work. Also, there are no toll ways here so be prepared to sit in traffic all of the day bro
>>52002046
>>52002110
Is this some kind of meta upvote system?
>>52002182
>>52003338
I'm curious as well, OP pls respond
>>52001985
Do your farts smell like cum?
>>52001985
Damn, I was originally just going to post 'why would I ask an intern anything, I know full timers at Apple, Google, Space X, Palantir, etc.", but seeing all these haters giving you flack, I'll just say congrats. They are probably all jealous of the opportunity and money that you'll be making. Enjoy your summer, OP.
>>52003492
My guess is Cal, CMU, or MIT.
>>52001985
>interning at apple post-steve jobs era
You might as well just get a job at geeksquad anon
>>52001985
Have they taught you how to eat shit from your hands at a world class level yet?
Are projects involving machine learning, or artificial intelligence, available in big tech companies like Apple, and Tesla. I so, would there be viable careers in that field?
>>52003847
Definitely available in Facebook. They're actually expanding their research divisions in machine learning right now.
>>52003584
kill yourself
>>52001985
kill yourself. this is not your fucking blog. get the fuck back to facebook to brag about being a little bitch
>>52003847
Do you have a masters or PhD? If no, then no.
>>52003889
Where are you working, buddy?
>>52001985
>interning at Apple
>>52002017
whoa epic comeback my DUDE
>>52002017
sorry, meant boyfriend
>>52003931
I'm actually just a high school student at the moment, but I'll be entering a computing sciences honors program at my hometown university. I was just curious, because I'm not quite sure what I want to do. I do how ever know, that I want to get a master's degree.
>>52001985
>interning at Apple
>can't just get a job there
Apple employee here. Can't wait to pile work on you and fire you come summer time :^)
>>52004584
>apple employees have so much shit to eat from their hands they can't handle all of it and need to hire interns to help them eat it
>>52004611
Absolutely correct, I eat shit from my hands all day. Had to hire out dumb niggers/wymen/SJWs to help with the shit eating.
>>52004539
>I don't know what I want to do
>I want to get a masters
Yeah, you might want to figure that out before you decide on grad school. Also, is there a specific area of ML that you are interested in or do you want to get into it just because its the hot thing right now?
>>52003429
they're paying for my housing. I will be living a few minutes walking distance from campus.
>>52003613
OP here, I can confirm it is among those choices. I'm not gonna be more specific for identity reasons.
>>52006241
are you a nigger/woman?
>>52002033
/thread
>>52003584
thanks anon
>>52003639
kek
>>52003847
yes, absolutely. Two friends of mine who are also interning at Apple this summer are working on machine learning (different teams).
>>52004128
thanks anon
>>52004646
not me (OP)
>>52006441
nope, white cis male.
