1 hour to go
Stream:
http://www.spacex.com/webcast/
Taking bets on:
1. Launch scrubbed
2. Launch failure
3. Landing failure
gonna explode like the first 2
>>51988491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P8UKBAOfGo
>what kinda launch u want
>implying these consumers care about anything other than their toys
>open /g/ to create this thread
>someone already did
Nice.
>>51988434
Hope it hits the new world trade center
>>51988434
Oh shit, time for comfy
>>51988434
Finally a 10/10 thread. Thanks OP.
>>51988517
It looks to me like they used a fairly bright light to film the interview which looking right into it can easily make your eyes water a bit
This launch will succeed. Dubs confirm.
Betting on launch scrubbed, because I never see launches live.
i will start to edge before T-30minutes and cum at T0 while watching it live
what a time to be alive
>>51988595
kek get those webm making machines ready boys, we seeing explosions today
MODS STICKY THIS THREAD
>>51988625
>>51988434
It better blow up
>>51988612
Nah, you should start at launch and cum on landing. If it landed successfully then you should stop fapping and get a life. Elon believes in you, do you believe in Elon?
>>51988667
His smile and optimism: gone
I'd like to say "isn't this more /sci/'s deal" but knowing /sci/ the thread will get derailed or ruined by calling space X's math inferior or people claiming it's all a hoax because the planet is flat/square/rhombus shaped
>>51988434
The plan will be a success yet again!
BTW, you said you were going to use another image when you made the thread.
>>51988434
Succeed or die trying.
I don't understand. Humans have built rockets before without explode. How are we now building them to explode?
Can someone invent a way to put things into space without using huge amounts of rocket fuel shoved into a tube and pointed upwards?
>>51988807
>Humans have built rockets before without explode
Bullshit. They are exploding all the time, that was the whole point. Making non-exploding rocket is really weird and unnatural.
>>51988856
Space Elevator or Space Slingshot/MAC propulsion. I prefer the latter. It'll be like a fucked up roller coaster.
>>51988807
>>51988856
What's the point of sending anything to space if there aren't explosions?
live stream?
>>51988856
no
easiest way to conquer the amount of energy required to move a certain amount of mass several kilometers into the air is with a rocket.
>>51988883
because they can then cause larger explosions on the way down
What's the point of sending anything to space if there isnt anything but stones and death?
>>51988856
You can. Have a good idea? Start studying related subjects, may even graduate if you're really interested. Good luck.
>>51988807
Plenty of ships exploded in the past.
Every single action of a space mission is a literal shit show and everything could go wrong at any second, destroying somtimes billions of dollars of stuff and/or multiple human lives. Not much has changed in the 50 years. Also the moon landing and the mars missions were all faked.
Update your post OP
bump
>>51988434
T MINUS HOW MUCH NOW?!
This is your obligatory reminder that Elon Musk used to be bald.
>>51988904
I'll get back to that as soon as I finish curing cancer
>>51988911
>>51988961
webcast link
0d 0h 34m 17s
I hope it crashes again
>>51988962
He got new hair with his increase in pay, pal.
it is happening
>>51988962
>autistic style on the left
By the way, did you hear that intro?
>confirmed
WE'RE LIVE NOW
Am I listening to whales creaming their barnacles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5bTbVbe4e4
live stream
>>51988434
LIVE
>>51988990
>>51989039
sounds like a ftl soundtrack remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygH9VcV7IBg
>>51989042
compared to http://www.spacex.com/webcast/ which is faster?
>watching at youtube stream because it isn't lagging on my toaster
I hope there is no big difference in time between streams.
>>51988517
>Boeing paying astronauts to blame autismusk for stealing their contracts
I didn't expect I'd support this guy, but if you ignore all the autists that worship him, he's done some nice things. Like bringing the launch costs down to a less ridiculous amount.
>>51989060
youtube will be a better stream if you have shit internet, but the one on the spaceX site will probably have less delay.
>>51989060
>he wants his stream faster
>>51988434
>Adobe Flash Player v10.1 or above is required for you to watch this video.
i dont even
>>51988434
>>51989100
>Livestream Player HD ver. 2.4.0
WE HAVE LIFT OFF
>>51988807
No one actually answered your question. It's because they've constructed all the parts in house and drastically reduced the cost. Like reduced to the point that a large shuttle child take a couple hundred people for $500,000 each.
If it could be done, then this has huge implications for future space travel
Not seeing the live.
>>51989156
>T- 22 minutes
>lift off
What?
what a sossage party
>>51989117
ULA > SpaceX
Look how diverse SpaceX is!
I'm really digging the timeline thing they put at the bottom of the stream.
>John Asperger
>>51989167
>streaming by potato
>>51988807
production quality is shit need more funding
>>51989060
youtube has about 20 sec delay
>>51989207
>tfw just being black or female engineer will mean you don't do work and strut around being a show pony
>>51989215
It's gonna explode with the payload still attached
>>51989222
>I also noticed
Did he just say that they didn't address the strut problem but instead addressed other problems?
Who are all these people walking behind?
are there any russians and chinese spies in spacex?
>>51989267
He said that they addressed that and other problems.
>getting le r/futurology man on stage
Why.
>>51989282
yes
>OctoWeb Pro Extreme+ 2015 Black Edition
>more interested in the "clean""men" than whatever he was being showed
>>51989306
>knowing about any of that
hi leddit!
>>51989282
Who do you think is responsible for previous crash?
>>51988434
2. obviously. nasa can't do shit, tax-money grave for obese man-childs.
can this livestream BE ANYMORE reddit?
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF
is it me or this rocket reminds me a penis?
>>51989356
i am ready
>>51989365
Nigga you gay
It exploded, topkek.
>>51989353
Elon likes to shill on rebbit so it makes sense
hi
>"It's.. taller."
>"It's like oxygen you breathe, but it's liquid.. huh."
Who hired this guy?
>>51989356
WHOAH
WHOAH
APPLE DOES IT AGAIN
MY MIND
HAS LIFTED OFF
>>51989365
Pretty much all rockets (with fairing) look like penises. Tall, erect, beautiful penises...
They better not fucking scrub again fuck
>erector
xDDD
>>51989356
>connected to the errector
tee-hee [spoiler]XDD[/spoiler]
>>51989384
This isn't just any air...it's a harmonious blend of diatomic oxygen and nitrogen molecules in the exact ratio that you need, with no waste or added impurities.
Introducing Appleâ„¢ Airâ„¢
16 moles = $899
64 moles = $1199
128 moles = $1799
>>51989387
It'll crash too in a few minutes.
>>51989404
>xDDD
Official SpaceX launch music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>51989337
Plain incompetence. SpaceX is a meme.
>Cost to access space
$3.50
>>51989427
>not the Apollo 13 launch music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fra-m7RNMrU
>>51989167
how do you split your browser like that?
>>51989447
>le challenger faec
How long should it take from launch lift-off to landi.., I mean, explosion and being able to stop watching the stream without missing anything?
any way to play this without flash?
>>51989337
the struct manufacturer. But am surprised spacex didn't test the struct strength before putting them in the rocket.
>>51989472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5bTbVbe4e4
>>51989472
>YouTube
>html5
>>51989410
Fucking lel.
man, JUST LAUNCH IT ALREADY
>>51989462
8-10 mins bro
IT IS HAPPENING
IT BLEW UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
>>51989488
cool, thanks
>>51989495
didn't realize there was a youtube link
>>51989455
Vivaldi.
2 ways.
1. You can group two tabs and then right click on one of them and choose "tile tab stack"
or
2.Right click on page and select "add page to web panel".
LC-LD: GO FOR LAUNCH
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>>51989462
Landing should be around T+9:30
FUCK, my body is not ready for this.
HERE WE GO NIGGAS
>>51989524
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HERE WE GO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFT OFF
>>51989520
T-2 secs guys!
LIFT OFF
hasnt blown up yet
GOOOOOO
MAX Q
OH SHIT!
IT EXPLODED GUYS!
all is going well.
SUCCESSFUL LIFTOFF
>shhh
ALLAH ACKBAR
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL THEY'RE TRIGGERING SELFDESTRUCT!!!!!!!!!
STAGE SEP
LANDING OF STAGE 1
Anyone else's stream stuttering like crazy? My download bandwidth is insane so it's not my side.
>nerds going nuts while it separates
BOOM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT EXPLODED
>>51989585
Ah, american perring policies, are shit ;^)
>>51989585
all fine over here. 15MBPs over wifi
fuck, i wanna see the stage 1 do a flip
NASA must be eating their fucking hearts out
Ayy lmao well done earthlings
Don't worry, something will explode.
It has to!
Damn I missed it
>tfw you're so short you have to watch the launch live on your ipad because you can't see over people with average height
>mfw I live 20 mins from Kennedy Space Center
>mfw if it blows up I'll hear it
>>51989609
I doubt it's possible to see even during the day, unless you have some droid flying around to record it.
>sucend stage
>This guy on the right talking
>>51989632
>this guy on the right
jesus christ can he fuck off
Do they even know what they're talking about?
>>51989640
post feet
Anyone else noticing that the video they're showing is on replay?
john asperger is back
>>51989656
That guy looks suspicious
>>51989676
he's like damn that black bitch is fine senpai
>super-complicated thing
Yea, she clearly didn't do math at all.
JUST STOP TALKING HOLY FUCK
LANDING NOW GUYS
WE DID IT
>aliens watching the stream, laughing as we get so excited over some shittily made toys that barely make it out of of our own planet
>>51989676
He's Range Safety, ready to press the self destruct button
OH SHIT IT LANDED
U S A
S
A
OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
holy shit it worked
THEY DID IT
>>51989695
>WE
Heh, your shitposting didn't do much, kid.
THEY FUCKING DID IT
YES
They did it. The absolute madmen
>This fucking guy on the right
>"MUH PENCIL!"
>Gets btfo by people cheering
>Keeps giving the camera weird looks
USA
USA
USA
>>51989703
the absolute madman
Holy jesus, they did it!
>>51989713
>>51989712
>>51989707
Don't worry guys!
the payload can still crash with the satellite on space and explode there.
right ....
AMERICA WINS AGAIN
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>51989703
>using rockets
JEFF BEZOS BTFO
USA USA USA
THE DID WOOO USA USA USA MURICA WOOO
AYYYYYYYYY
>>51989721
>implying I'm not shitposting from the control center
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Why is Elon Musk so perfect?
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
>>51988434
USA USA
SpaceX deniers BTFO
Alright which one of you fags is this?
>>51989743
Yes, Clapistan gonna clap
>>51989769
>free
jokes on you, i live in jew york
Damn that shit worked
GUYS!
NOTICE HOW THE TELEMETRY HAS STOPPED UPDATING!
Like when it exploded last time.
Dude shut the fuck up, seriously.
We get it. They get it.
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!!
does anyone keep an updated calendar of upcoming launchers?
They pulled it off
>>51989785
Let this car saleman talk.
Gonna report the obvious facts bro.
>>51989783
Naw, it changed just now.
WOW YOU TARDS, THIS WAS CLEARLY SHOT IN A STUDIO
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
SPACEX MORE LIKE HOAX
>>51989769
free to watch better men do things you wouldnt dream of trying to understand the science behind it aside from FIRE.
YOU EUROPE FAGS WILL NEVER DO THIS
>>51989775
you know youre a faggot when you automatically associate a clover with 4chan
Based SpaceX. Looks like removing the extra uncertainty of the drone ship did the trick.
>>51989783
it's because it reached its target orbit
What exactly is the point of launching these toy rockets into space? Do they plan on a manned mission to Mars?
>i can't hear him
>turn you mic on
fucking women kek
AMMMMMERICA
FUCK YEAH
>>51989800
He literally started talking about how when he first Google'd SpaceX which was probably a week ago.
1ST SATELLITE DEPLOYED
WE DID BOYS
WE FUCKING DID IT
>Rocket parts are European and so are most of the employees
>USA USA
:')
Yes, SMILE MOTHA FUCKA
this guy is nervous as fuck
So the first time it failed because of the moving platform.
Oh well this counts as success too.
From nearby cape Canaveral. Sounds like it exploded in orbit
Oh shit nigga the second stage is breaking apart. stuff floating away on camera!
>>51989823
Yeah, the most relevant parts comes from the EU, 'merican will have to deal with it
>>51989823
stay salty eurocuck
>>51989823
if that is true we used you as slaves to build our rockets :)
So good.
>>51989823
>Founder and CEO is south african
but he couldn't do it anywhere other than the land of the free
SCIENCE!!!
SCIENCE!!!
SCIENCE~!!!!
Is that debris?
>>51989812
>What exactly is the point of launching these toy rockets into space?
Money.
>Do they plan on a manned mission to Mars?
They say so, though it remains to be seen whether they have a shot or whether it's Musk's bait to lure ambitious engineers.
>>51989847
family please stop trying to banter, your making me embarrassed to share a country with you
>Parts falling off the rocket constantly
>retarded crowd keeps cheering
seriously, americlaps?
>>51989850
Science, bitches
>>51989823
it's a planetary effort, you dip
>u can only see 1 guis
>Two clearly visible
>>51989842
>>51989823
American-born idiots are bred to eat McDonald's all day and play XBox. If you look at all the great achievements claimed by the US, the vast majority were done by immigrants. This is why the US government encourages an influx of immigrants. The fatass burger munching apes who want to close off the borders have no clue.
>>51989850
*ENGINEERING!!!
>these fucking commentators
why do they even have them, they're just sperging out
Capitalism!
Capitalism!
Capitalism!
>>51989838
>sounds like
>in orbit
>>51989852
They say George Clooney is still out there
>>51989868
>This achievement is of no thanks to America whatsoever
>P-p-p-planetary effort
>>51989868
ITS A MEME, YOU DIP
>/pol/ faggots here
Fuck you.
MISSION SUCCESSFUL
GG GUYS
>is there another satellite?
this fucking cuck not paying attention.
>>51989868
led by the USA #1
U S A
