>tfw brother bought you this for christmas
What do I say?
>>51984891
Wtf is this gay shit?
>>51984891
Thanks
Haha did he buy this in lidl or aldi?
>>51984891
It's a mech though right? I would use it
Ask him why he hates you.
>>51984957
this
top kek
>>51984911
this
you smile and say thanks, maybe even give him a brohug, you ungrateful little shit
>>51984999
This.
Then sell the damn thing and buy a proper, non-riced keyboard.
>>51984911
>>51984999
trips and dubs say the truth
just be grateful you fucking spoiled shit, even if it's gaymer stuff it doesn't make it bad for a FREE GIFT you cuck
i bought this 2-3 months ago on sale
i like the switches, they feel like mx browns but with shorter travel and smoother.
omg it has a touch iphod? das bretty siik
>>51984891
>brother gives you thoughtfull gift that fits your passions and although it doesn't fit your taste it's not of bad quality at all and generally a very nice gift.
>you don't know how to react
turn your assburgers off for a minute and say thanks.
>>51984891
thank you
are you really this autistic that you cant comprehend basic human interaction?
>expecting a grown-ass man autistic enough to open his christmas gifts early to into social interaction
>I'm returning it
My brothers have joked for years to not buy me tech gifts without a return receipt.
This particular gift wouldn't happen though as they know my like of well built non-gimmicky mechanical keyboards (and I've given them both prior boards of mine and they know I have a good keyboard already).
I guessed this year's gift of a burr grinder and accidentally let it slip. They were pissed that I knew but glad that I was looking forward to the gift.
>>51986305
Dude, a burr grinder? Wish my family were that thoughtful. All i have is a shutty blender type, fucking coffee tastes like ass.
*on my list of shit to get when i dont have adult stuff to pay for first.
>>51986416
I started buying local small batch coffee roasted within a day or two of my purchase from a local coffee shop and my brothers became converts. We have a manual hand crank burr grinder ($11 when they go on sale on amazon) but it's a pain in the ass to grind the coffee for one cup (or more accurately 10oz quantities) at a time.
My brothers joke about me being an elitist but I still drink drip coffee and still shave with a Gillette razor when I have to or it makes sense (e.g. I fly every week and double edge razor blades are a no-go in carry-on luggage). They always make fun of me at first, then they convert.
>>51984999
>Thank him and say you planned on buying it.
>it's pretty good to be free.
is it mecha too?
i already screwed all my social relations up by being edgy and autistic
>>51986449
Friend of mine imports and roasts on a 1930's gas fired thing he and his dad rebuilt and modernized. Ugly as sin but his roasts are awesome.
I have a hand burr grinder of course, but making enough for the amount i drink is no fun, no fun at all. Its also really badly made, i get lumps out of it so its the blender for me sadly.
No idea of my volumes, i tend to draw straight into two espresso cups, half fill, then top with dense foam. Pretty sure it has some pretentious name, i just like how it tastes. If people are round ill break out the soup bowls, but i hate using them myself.
>>51984891
I say thank you, and try to use it when he's at my place.
what's wrong with it? have you even tried using it?
>>51984891
I own this actually, ask me anything.
I'm an atheist, I don't celebrate christmas.
>>51987369
What did you say?
>>51988086
I said >>51987369
>>51987369
it gud
>>51987817
Fuck man m, y whole family is Atheist and we still exchange gifts and see each other. It's an excuse to see your family and spend the weekend with them.
>>51987817
Good joke, as they all do seeing as how its not a religious holiday.
>>51984891
> Brother, thanks, but I don't know how to drive a space ship
>>51987369
how do you lock its X-foils into attack position?
>>51992163
You tell your R2 unit to do it.
is it good op?
considering buying it but im split between that and corsair rgb/razr rgb
>>51984891
>What do I say?
>Ahh cool, thanks bro!
Or something similar. It's what people do.
>>51984891
>what do I say
"You kept the receipt right?"
>>51984891
i bought the less retarded 710, keybaords alright but ill never understand why logitech thinks people will pay more for top tier shit when it looks so garish (Higher end mice , Headphones, keyboards)
pic related
>>51992962
>macro keys on a headset
>>51992962
>buying headsets
Damn this is really /v/-hardware edition
>>51992962
Gaudy, LED-encrusted headsets look good only on cute, deaf asian girls.
>>51987369
Where is the flux capacitor?
>>51984891
Tell him I like it and thanks for the wonderful present
How bad could it be?
>>51984891
But I just gave you my iphone... I have an android now.. why did you buy one with an iphone dock... here you can just keep it i'm sure you bought it because it caught your eye merry christmas lil bro
I wouldn't mind this if it were more towards the right side or left.
>>51984891
Take the keyboard and then send brother back to orphanage, we haven't planned on adopting him yet
>>51984891
Bring it out if when he visits and put it away when he leaves.
>>51984891
Grab his balls, suck his dick
Actions rather than words nigga
>>51992994
>raise hand
>*krssshh* the goyim know, shut it down
>>51993619
100% unadulterated cunt, i hope you were shitposting
