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What comes to mind when you see this? What do you think?
>>51983055
elephant
Take Perl, remove all the good parts, simplify the remaining shit and release it on the internet as the next best thing for web development.
>>51983110
I giggled.
fractal of bad design
>>51983055
botnet
Internet and aspergers
poorly written website
Suicide
I got triggers from websites written like this<?php
$query = 'SELECT * FROM images WHERE id="' . $_GET["id"] . '"';
>>51983055
PHP was a mistake
>>51983055
Wordpress bugs.
>>51983110
>>51983125
>>51983357
So for front-end development, what would you use instead? Not bashing, genuinely curious. Don't want to learn an objectively bad language if there's an alternative
the color is wrong
>>51983055
Utter misery.
TOO
FUCKING
STUPID
FOR
UNICODE
They literally skipped an entire major release because they simply couldn't do it.
"Language of the web", everyone.
Doesn't matter, though, JS is going to kill it soon. Frontend Frameworks like Angular 2 and React that can be rendered serverside will be the downfall of PHP - it will be... well, not glorious, but at least an improvement.
>>51984447
>JS is going to kill it soon
I came here to laugh at you.
>>51983055
Happiness because I quit my last job which involved PHP
>>51983618
I really don't know what else I expected from the creator of PHP.
He literally barfed on the ground and people came in bringing forks and spoons to feast on the mess, insisting that it's "the best thing they ever had". Eventually, they themselves started puking as well, because their bodies knew how disgusting this shit is, so now, the PHP community has an infinite source of Barf they keep shoving down their throats.
>>51984465
Wordpress, the most popular PHP application, is switching to JavaScript
>>51984469
That must have felt amazing.
>>51984486
Yes, it can only get better now
>>51984479
Wordpress.com, and only for the backend.
>>51983618
>I don't know how to stop it
>>51984519
>>51984486
>>51984469
And which shitty language do you use now?
>>51984530
"only"
>>51984530
"The only thing that's changed is everything"
>>51983724
>php
>front end development
>>51984555
>>51984579
https://quickleft.com/blog/six-things-know-wordpress-moving-javascript/
>PHP-based WordPress isn’t going anywhere
>>51983055
the year of 2006
>>51983724
python is alright.
>>51984474
>literally
figuratively
>>51984695
>>literally
>figuratively
Sorry.
PHP7 is out, and is fast as fuck. HHVM does a very good job too. If PHP gets a replacement, it will be possibly in the form of Hack, possibly Python, but the current frameworks for Python are crap.
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>>51983724
elephant because elePHPant, not because it's bad
eastern european wannabe programmers
>What comes to mind when you see this?
My job.
>>51984695
Fixed
>>51983055
>He was probably on PHP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?
Having just finished a decently sized project in PHP, I must say it's actually pretty ok. My project didn't have anything to do with web though, which is what people usually use PHP for.
But let's be real, it's 2015, you shouldn't write your shit in flat PHP anyways, just use a proper framework like Symfony or Laravel. Don't blame the language for 10 years of bad development practice.
Still better than JS.
>>51983055
shit
>>51984880
>he'll reach down her throat and pull her fucking heart out
>>51984904
Any thoughts on codeigniter?
Nothing but curiosity
>>51984904
>Symfony or Laravel
But... that is PHP. :\
>Still better than JS
Agreed.
>>51983055
2006 and me learning this shit to make a website.
I see a rape victim who deserves it.
It's not just PHP as a language that's a mess, its the people who write it. Every dev has their own inconsistent "style" (I've never seen a language that allows you to deviate so much from one person to another) and as long as something works, they don't like to fuck with it no matter how many security holes or outdated some code may be.
PHP 7 is honestly a good improvement, but it still feels like an ancient thing only 40+ y/o's would use to, just because they're conservative.
>>51985392
>40+ y/o's
C, LISP, Java
>>51983055
its ok i guess
>>51983574
is that shimmie?
That looks alot like shimmie
Why are you looking at the source code on a porn site?
>>51985390
Our project managers are now debating heavily over what to do, because as much as they'd like to migrate our project to PHP7, the mysql adapter (no, not mysqli - the original mysql, which has been deprecated for YEARS now) was removed in 7.0 and we'd have to rewrite the DB-related classes.
>>51983055
>What comes to mind when you see this? What do you think?
>>51984469
I'm waiting feedback from an interview a couple of weeks ago. if all goes well, I will know this feel too.
>>51983055
Please kill me... please... someone...
I'm using php with sqlite as a dbs, jquery, html and css for a project which could scale up to 1k+ viewers on a daily basis. How fucked am I?
>>51985742
>php
Fine.
>jquery
Fine.
>html
Fine.
>css
Fine.
>sqlite
WHY?
I mean, sure, it's cool, but for a handful of users.Why wouldn't you use MySQL or Postgre?
>>51985742
well...
http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/
>>51985829
If it becomes sluggish I will port it to MySQL. There are no inserts from the users. Just "SELECT"s if that makes it any better...
Thanks for the heads up, though!
Server online
>>51985974
Well, if you're mostly just reading, you should be fine.
>>51983055
pre hypertext processor
>>51983055
$
all i do is write php for a job
absolute tedium
>>51983618
Everytime.
>>51983055
Laravel.
>checkmate, atheists
