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>Had Steve Jobs been born into the ancient world, he would
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>Had Steve Jobs been born into the ancient world, he would have become a great conqueror like Alexander the Great.

Do you think this is right?
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please keep it /g/ related
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>>51947743
penis in vagina
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>>51947743
No. He would probably be some faceless peasant who died before he turned 30, in not during his first few years like the majority of the ancient world.
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A bastard boy? nobody would have given him respect and no educational facility would take the son of a mother who have sex without being married.
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>>51947743
Uhh, no.

Alexander was trained by great minds such as Aristotle for his entire upbringing to sculpt him into a masterful tactician and leader of men

Steve Jobs was just an autist with an anger problem
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He would design "innovative" Applefag shit like a ball peen spear or a fork that requires both hands.
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>>51947743

No, even if he got to a leadership role, he'd piss people off and get stabbed while he slept.
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>>51947743
He would have invented stone tools in fruity colors.
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>>51947743
>Do you think this is right?
No.

Steve was lucky enough to be born in a world where riches grant you protection and immunity.

Even 100 years ago the shit he pulled would have had his throat slit.
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>>51947743
Steve Jobs == L. Ron Hubbard
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>>51947743
He would have been Sasha's sex slave.
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>>51947743
He made his living by being a parasite and manipulator. In almost any other time, that skillset was either worthless, or at "best" landed you in some position where you massage some lord's testicles all day. Metaphorically and maybe literally.
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>>51947743
No, he would've been a scientist/mathematician like Archimedes but would have just made smarter people do all the work for him and take all the credit
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He'd be Shakespeare. He'd be a faggot who rips off other people's works, becomes famous and overshadows better artists like Marlowe.
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>>51947743
Probably, he already showed his affinity for "ancient world" customs when he had his cancer treated with homeopathic "remedies". Fucking moron.
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>>51947847
I have this book in my backlog:
God of War- The Story of Alexander The Great by Christian Cameron (2012)

Good enough or do you have another recommendation on Alexander the Great?
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>>51948226
IIRC, he didn't even use homeopathy, he just ate fruit.
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>>51948264
It sounds like you're actually talking about modified pectin, which is heavily researched and has a good deal of evidence for how it interacts with cancer.

But it alone won't cure anything. It's just to prevent angiogenesis and trigger apoptosis in certain types of cancer.
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