Do you talk to your computer?
>>51927959
I yell to my computer.
If I'm angry, I yell at it. It's the only thing I can abuse without a conscious thought of moral degradation.
>>51927959
mfw I created a chatbot to talk to.
>>51927959
No, I'm scared about secret microphones in the room the NSA planted to listen to my every conversation.
>>51927971
>>51927983
I don't think your computers will enjoy doing their jobs while being yelled at. Be nice to your computers for less errors.
>>51927959
I play Mozart to her.
Yell at my computer when the program I give it does weird unexpected things. Yell at it when hardware breaks. Praise it when my software runs correctly.
We're in a pretty abusive relationship.
>>51928004
my nigga
>>51927994
In ten years your brain will be directly connected to the Internet
It's the grande finale of the Internet of Things
>>51928026
To be honest. This would be heaven. Infinite existence, infinite information inside an expanding net universe, infinite life.
Only bad thing: It may not be for free.
>>51928026
>internet
You mean NSA/Google or as I've come to call it recently NSA+Google?
This is not Chobits anon, you don't talk to computers or try to fuck them
>>51928026
In <10 years we'll realize the internet in and of itself is a sentient network.
>>51928090
More like plastic memories with the planned obsolescence every 9 years and such
>>51927959
>Installs the botnet AKA microdik winsmore10
TFW CORTANA, GO FUCK URSELF
>Cortana, search for "cortana r34" on ixquick
anyone got the comic?
I talk to myself sometimes to document what I'm doing so I'll remember as I'm trying to process shit faster instead or mentally remembering it based on the thought alone
If the computer was listening and acting that would make shit easier
I will yell at programs or webpages when they do stupid shit that is in conflict with what I am trying to accomplish, but never the computer itself.
I just have sex with my computer
>>51929641
What do you think females are for?!
>>51929755
My computer is an Amiga.
